If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[bunny4med]

peeing on hydrants

 

[twisteroo]

peeing on hydrants

Flirting with the meter maid.

 

[papadoc19]

Playing naked twister in public

 

[Taegul]

Violation of the noise ordinance. Howling after curfew.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Stole the Declaration of Independence and tried to sell it on eBay.

 

[papadoc19]

Disturbing the peace

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Disturbing the peace

He's going out Wolf of Wallstreet style

 

[latecomer91364]

He's going out Wolf of Wallstreet style

Extreme blocking in the back.

 

[Exescort]

Murder by dem dagger nails.......ouch

 

[latecomer91364]

Butt baring in public

 

[Exescort]

Butt baring in public

“She tore my tights officer”

 

[latecomer91364]

“She tore my tights officer”

"Look, officer... she showed it to me - I had to grab it!"

 

[papadoc19]

Solicitation

 

[Gamine67]

Voodoo

 

[_valkyrie_]

Peeing against a police car.

 

[papadoc19]

Operating an underground kink club

 

[jasonmason]

Violation of leash laws

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Breaking out in his kayak in rush hour traffic.

 

[Baron Waste]

Selling counterfeit ice cream

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Selling counterfeit ice cream

Doing his stripper routine in church. *No that's not being touched by the holy ghost*

 

[OnaTangent]

driving while eating ice cream...

 

[Taegul]

Tried performing a live version of Magic Mike at the retirement home. Paramedics had a field day...

 

[papadoc19]

Vandalism

 

[Pantyboy74]

Being in the park without a lead.

 

[LizVegas79]

Grand Theft Panties