If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[jasonmason]

Guilty on all counts. Put the cuffs on me. Lol

Stopping traffic with her beauty and causing gridlock.

 

[MsLead]

Stopping traffic with her beauty and causing gridlock.

Lifting weights in a boat

 

[TheFirmHand80]

Lifting weights in a boat

Misleading the Mistress

 

[MsLead]

Misleading the Mistress

Thinking he will never run out of baby gravy.

 

[LiveWire64]

Thinking he will never run out of baby gravy.

Showing too much cleavage.

 

[MsLead]

Showing too much cleavage.

Shocking everyone all the time

 

[kurrginatorX]

Smuggling illegals into the US in that lovely cleavage of hers.

 

[jasonmason]

Being the rogue clown in the Insane Clown Posse.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Taking people on free rapids tours only to sacrifice them to Gog: The Dweller of the Deep.

 

[Jada59]

Running up to people with a Sharpie and asking them to sign Mr. Weinie.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Kidnapping Gordon Ramsay, holding him hostage, and critiquing everything he does while generously cursing him out.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Bump.

 

[jasonmason]

Bump.

Terrorizing patrons at the circus.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Promising a weekend retreat to learn kayaking then taking prospective clients to Camp Crystal Lake.

 

[Shi_One81]

Promising a weekend retreat to learn kayaking then taking prospective clients to Camp Crystal Lake.

Jacking off in a movie theater

 

[kurrginatorX]

Stripping naked in front of the 6th grade class she is subbing for todays lesson in sex ed.

 

[Taegul]

Wearing his hunting gear to the local pet store and scaring the innocent puppies and kittens.

 

[Suz_anne]

Being sassy

 

[Taegul]

Being sassy

You just want to see me in handcuffs.

Again.

 

[DarkSimian]

Soliciting prostitutes to appear at kid's parties

 

[RcyMtnGrl]

Soliciting prostitutes to appear at kid's parties

Stealing comic books.

 

[Sh75]

Stealing comic books.

Dirty dancing with an officer of the law while intoxicated

 

[Jada59]

Dirty dancing with an officer of the law while intoxicated

Scaring people with those huge hands!

 

[kurrginatorX]

Turning herself in to authorities and admitting to killing Lassie and Rin Tin Tin. She'd also admit to murdering Morris of Friskies fame, saying, "That pussy didn't have the scruff to be a real cat anymore. He let fame go to his head."

 

[jasonmason]

Turning herself in to authorities and admitting to killing Lassie and Rin Tin Tin. She'd also admit to murdering Morris of Friskies fame, saying, "That pussy didn't have the scruff to be a real cat anymore. He let fame go to his head."

Scaring everyone at the circus.