If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[19jimbo99]

Shoplifting at REI ...

 

[RcyMtnGrl]

Shoplifting at REI ...

Smuggling guns

 

[TwinkleStars]

Dancing naked in a police station with a large stuffed teddy bear named Susan.

 

[jasonmason]

Dancing naked in a police station with a large stuffed teddy bear named Susan.

Causing multiple multi car wrecks while wearing that bra out in public.

 

[ydahecnot]

Assault with a deadly paddle

 

[Series 6]

Dancing naked in a police station with a large stuffed teddy bear named Susan.

For trying to bribe a police officer to let her off of a speeding ticket by exposing her cleavage.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Committing crimes dressed as he is, only he would get the names of his characters mixed up and continuously call himself the Jabba the Hutt Bandit.

 

[19jimbo99]

Breaking into a mental institution, "just to chill with friends "

 

[kurrginatorX]

Since this is Jimbo Kern, I would have to say because he and Ned were killing wildlife illegally.

 

[jasonmason]

Impersonating a clown

 

[RideFl71]

Impersonating a clown

For going over Niagara Falls in his kayak

 

[jasonmason]

For going over Niagara Falls in his kayak

Riding his Motorcycle without snow tires or chains after there was a snow tires or chains requirement

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Riding his Motorcycle without snow tires or chains after there was a snow tires or chains requirement

Loading up a UHaul truck full of kayaks and kayaking gear.

 

[RideFl71]

Loading up a UHaul truck full of kayaks and kayaking gear.

For being TOO sweet!!

 

[Taegul]

He was caught riding his motorcycle in the bicycle lane while kicking bicyclists over and yelling, "Share the road!"

 

[Series 6]

He was caught riding his motorcycle in the bicycle lane while kicking bicyclists over and yelling, "Share the road!"

Caught peeping the San Diego Chargers cheerleaders through a peep hole to their changing room

 

[Taegul]

Caught peeping the San Diego Chargers cheerleaders through a peep hole to their changing room

Referred to the Los Angeles Chargers as San Diego.

Booooooooo! lol

 

[Jada59]

Referred to the Los Angeles Chargers as San Diego.

Booooooooo! lol

Doing lewd things to Cyberbella.

 

[jasonmason]

Hoarding Cats.

 

[SimoneLisbon]

Hoarding Cats.

running numbers...

 

[19jimbo99]

running numbers...

Dancing naked in the Moonlight..

 

[Jada59]

running numbers...

Running down the street ringing doorbells at midnight.

 

[MsLead]

Running down the street ringing doorbells at midnight.

Having a fuzzy pussy

 

[RideFl71]

Having a fuzzy pussy

For making shit up... And laughing at herself..

 

[MsLead]

For making shit up... And laughing at herself..

For riding too close to MsLead