If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[kurrginatorX]

. . .

 

[JJonah]

Receiving stolen dildoes.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Receiving stolen dildoes.

Guitar theft.

 

[JerseyJade]

Guitar theft.

He's Pmann. That's reason enough.

 

[TTawhere]

Smuggling foreskins. (Oy!)

 

[Lord Pmann]

Oops... he slid in there too quickly. ^^^

Looting booty.

He's Pmann. That's reason enough.

Sucking Jersey penises.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Oops... he slid in there too quickly. ^^^

Looting booty.



Sucking Jersey penises.

Getting everybody's goat.

 

[JJonah]

Fraud, because he doesn't actually manage to please any women...

 

[EccentricHussy]

Fraud, because he doesn't actually manage to please any women...

Breaking into a zoo and impersonating the bear

 

[JJonah]

Sitting inverted in the passenger seat.

 

[elusive_buttrfly]

Harpooning a whale

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Harpooning a whale

Too elusive, hasn't been caught yet.

 

[19jimbo99]

Inperersonating a peace officer..

 

[JJonah]

I mean, the hair.

Obviously.

 

[DeckardNYC]

I mean, the hair.

Obviously.

Fishing without a license

 

[AllAmericanMale]

Fishing without a license

Jay walking, in New Jersey.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Jay walking, in New Jersey.

Flag popped off the back of his pickup, caused an accident

 

[19jimbo99]

I mean, the hair.

Obviously.

Don't hate because the hair is luxurious..

 

[kurrginatorX]

Propriety dictates I not repeat the actual infraction, but let's just say his "petting zoo" has been closed for good and he can no longer hurt anyone.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Bump.

 

[TTawhere]

“Blood metal” sacrifice of the next door neighbors.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Now that he has the kids hooked on candy cigarettes, he's started selling them candy crack.

 

[dashie33]

Now that he has the kids hooked on candy cigarettes, he's started selling them candy crack.

Standing in people's gardens at 4AM.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Standing in people's gardens at 4AM.

Hey, in all due fairness I was holding a boom box that was playing "What is love? Don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more …"

Making prank calls to the police and calling them "pigs" while reporting crimes.

 

[RideFl71]

Hey, in all due fairness I was holding a boom box that was playing "What is love? Don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more …"

Making prank calls to the police and calling them "pigs" while reporting crimes.

Most likely for over priced captain spaulding's fried chicken and gas!!