If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[DeckardNYC]

Most likely for over priced captain spaulding's fried chicken and gas!!

Disturbing the peace by running around in a green suit with a sword asking strangers if they've seen Captain Hook.

 

[Miles Long]

Disturbing the peace by running around in a green suit with a sword asking strangers if they've seen Captain Hook.

Murder most foul!

 

[Taegul]

Breaking and entering Betty White's home to steal from her panty drawer. Monster.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Re-enacting WW II dogfights on the beach by feeding seagulls Alka-Seltzers so they explode.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Re-enacting WW II dogfights on the beach by feeding seagulls Alka-Seltzers so they explode.

Wrestling the alligators . . . At alligator the petting zoo.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Unable to count.

 

[jasonmason]

Unable to count.

Stealing construction materials.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Flashing her PLP, of course

 

[RideFl71]

Assault with a deadly oar

Pirate radio

 

[DeckardNYC]

Pirate radio

Skipping the line.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Mass murder. Finally snapping, he would begin a killing spree in which he would shout, "Replicant! Replicant!" as he mowed people down with his Uzi 9mm.

 

[Jada59]

For turning all the cans and bottles upside down in the supermarket and not stopping even when the manager told him to. He replied that there was no law against doing so and just kept on going with wild abandon!

 

[kurrginatorX]

I'm not saying it would be Jada's fault. Keep that in mind. Still, with her gardener nowhere to be found, somebody has to take the rap for all the dead bodies in her back yard (and we all always wondered what made her roses bloom so fiercely).

 

[Taegul]

Obviously it was a case of mistaken identity because he's been completely innocent his whole life.

 

[Cyberbella]

Forgetting to brush.

 

[LiveWire64]

Cyber crime

 

[delicious_man]

Suspicious purchases

 

[TheFirmHand80]

Suspicious purchases

Vgytfgytf655

 

[TheFirmHand80]

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Killing thread with awkward stoned humor!

 

[Misshotndeep]

Killing thread with awkward stoned humor!

Toying with random women in public.

 

[TheFirmHand80]

Toying with random women in public.

Enjoying it too much

 

[MsLead]

Enjoying it too much

Getting lost in a foreign city without a bus pass

 

[TheFirmHand80]

Getting lost in a foreign city without a bus pass

Public Indecency

 

[jasonmason]

Kidnapping. But it turns out it was all a misunderstanding

 

[MsLead]

Guilty on all counts. Put the cuffs on me. Lol