If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[MsLead]

Lead poisoning

Accusing me of leading poisoning and hiding bodies! Wow, you guys!

Letting the dogs out!

 

[WerdNerd]

Accusing me of leading poisoning and hiding bodies! Wow, you guys!

Letting the dogs out!

nipple flaunting

 

[OnaTangent]

nipple flaunting

lewd conduct

 

[kurrginatorX]

lewd conduct

Him, posed like that, in those undies. That's crime enough.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Him, posed like that, in those undies. That's crime enough.

For scaring the children. (His avatar)

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

For scaring the children. (His avatar)

Taking her stalking of her admired Litsters to the nth degree. We won't discuss the details with the FBI involved.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Taking her stalking of her admired Litsters to the nth degree. We won't discuss the details with the FBI involved.

Selling Mr. T start-up kits like the one in her avatar, only they're not real gold as advertised, just electroplated.

 

[DawnONight]

Selling Mr. T start-up kits like the one in her avatar, only they're not real gold as advertised, just electroplated.

Kurrginating without a license.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Kurrginating without a license.

Trying to steal the identity of her cousin PattyOFurniture.

 

[TTawhere]

Trying to steal the identity of her cousin PattyOFurniture.

Selling toxic leaded clown white base.

 

[jasonmason]

Being a pirate.

 

[MsLead]

Being a nice guy in the wrong place...

 

[kurrginatorX]

Being a nice guy in the wrong place...

During a "Random Acts of Kindness" campaign, giving away free pies … to the face. Just look at mine. She got me with coconut cream.

 

[georgerb]

for infiltrating the WWE with a blow up doll as a tag team partner...

 

[kurrginatorX]

Not knowing if George is male or female.

 

[georgerb]

for failure to read profile information....

 

[kurrginatorX]

for failure to read profile information....

Guilty as charged.

Holding women captive.

 

[georgerb]

For stealing Barbie dolls....

 

[kurrginatorX]

Failure to depreciate non-taxable items carried over from the previous tax year.

 

[georgerb]

For impersonating a member of the rock group KISS.

 

[secondchances42]

For impersonating a member of the rock group KISS.

For illegally restraining someone (based on av)

 

[kurrginatorX]

For illegally restraining someone (based on av)

Passing himself off as a bishop when it's obvious he is just a pawn.

 

[georgerb]

Putting syrup on his pancake make-up.

 

[TTawhere]

Putting syrup on his pancake make-up.

Abduction.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Putting syrup on his pancake make-up.

Now, that is funny.

Abduction.

Misleading the public by stating current political figures are either "Homo Sapiens" or "Thespians." He relies on their ignorance to influence party politics.