If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?
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Handcuffing people and forgetting the key.
Bewitching men with her sexy photos...
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Illegal hamster fighting ring. Obviously.
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Selling bootleg copies of Lit relationships she secretly filmed
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Why? You looking to score one? Tell me whatcha want and I'll get it for you. Only $9.99 a copy.
Beating me into unconsciousness with a hand mirror he just happened to have access to.
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Bondage … against hamsters.
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Again, this isn't air our fantasies hour. Just take off the "I <3 Hamsters" tee, put down the mug, and the keychain, and the, oh wait, I do kinda like the sneakers though, you can keep those.
He definitely shoves a hamster down my throat. Probably wouldn't even blame him.
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Arrested for selling chilli prepared with ingredients of dubious provenience.
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Arrested for chanting in tongues.
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So, she said to him, she said "You pop that gum one more time"
And he did
So she took the shotgun off the wall
And she fired two warning shots...
Into his head
He had it comin'
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For someone I don't believe I've met before you know me shockingly well!
Calling a cop "a homo" for not cuffing her after he gave her a parking ticket?
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Arrested for what was forever known as "the incident in women's shoes". She still claims she found them first.
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Running a cock-fighting ring. That wasn't the charge, though, as she was guilty of giving the men black market Viagra so they could attain erections before the matches began.
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I can't believe I'm doing this again but...
Illegal hamster breeding.
Not so much arrested as taken to Juniper Hills Mental Facility for her inability to process a single thought that does not involve hamsters.
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lmao, I swear I have never so much as even mentioned hamsters to anyone else on this site. I apologize, I have no idea why I think it's so funny lol.
Okay, okay, let me think.
umm, burning a circus down in a blind rage after getting fired for accidentally lighting the hamsters in his act on fire during a stunt gone wrong.
Sorry! So close that time.
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lmao, I swear I have never so much as even mentioned hamsters to anyone else on this site. I apologize, I have no idea why I think it's so funny lol.
Okay, okay, let me think.
umm, burning a circus down in a blind rage after getting fired for accidentally lighting the hamsters in his act on fire during a stunt gone wrong.
Sorry! So close that time.
Sending out links to her xhamster page that is filled with actual hamsters.
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Sending out links to her xhamster page that is filled with actual hamsters.
For having "Bozo" as his middle name.....
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Giving false information to the police. He is really from Georgia, but he is so countrified that he pronounces it "Georger." He added the "B" to the end of his screen name to make himself sound cool, as in, "I'm from Georger, B."
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