If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[kurrginatorX]

Disorderly conduct...destroying property at the local store while checking for expiration dates on tampons....

Actually, both he and bondagegirl007 would be arrested for using hamsters in an inappropriate manner.

 

[done_got_old]

Actually, both he and bondagegirl007 would be arrested for using hamsters in an inappropriate manner.

....for being deliberately obtuse.

 

[DeckardNYC]

....for being deliberately obtuse.

For licking a dick in public

 

[kurrginatorX]

For licking a dick in public

He and his merry band of septuagenarians tried to kidnap and replace The Rolling Stones during their "Geezers of Rock" tour.

 

[DeckardNYC]

He and his merry band of septuagenarians tried to kidnap and replace The Rolling Stones during their "Geezers of Rock" tour.

Cruelty to animals. Yes, you know what kind...

 

[kurrginatorX]

Being a minion for Zul to begin with ...

 

[fisherfella]

Sticking his tongue up his nose....

 

[AlpineFresco]

Sticking his tongue up his nose....

Dangerously depleting fish stocks through overzealous trawlering.

 

[Gamine67]

Dangerously depleting fish stocks through overzealous trawlering.

Pimping Squirrel to Boris Badenov.

 

[LizVegas79]

Pimping Squirrel to Boris Badenov.

Giving wrong directions to a cop investigating several reported streaking incidents in her neighborhood?

 

[Sundayschild]

Giving wrong directions to a cop investigating several reported streaking incidents in her neighborhood?

Some kind of Casino heist - probably involving shoes

 

[JerseyJade]

Giving wrong directions to a cop investigating several reported streaking incidents in her neighborhood?

Attempting to bribe an IRS dude by giving him free sessions in her clinic so she doesn't have to pay her taxes.

Some kind of Casino heist - probably involving shoes

For being a Sunday child on Monday.

 

[LizVegas79]

Some kind of Casino heist - probably involving shoes

Being the mastermind behind a casino heist targeting certain Forum Shoppes that sell imported shoes, scarves and handbags

Attempting to bribe an IRS dude by giving him free sessions in her clinic so she doesn't have to pay her taxes.


For being a Sunday child on Monday.

For being part of the "free sessions" at my clinic

 

[JerseyJade]

For being part of the "free sessions" at my clinic

For treating her employees too good!

 

[kurrginatorX]

Breaking and entering, then performing oral sex on men at gunpoint.

 

[jasonmason]

Breaking and entering, then performing oral sex on men at gunpoint.

Throwing Meteor Shit at cars off the overpass

 

[kurrginatorX]

Setting himself up with a new life as Lloyd Christmas.

 

[georgerb]

Having a goal in life as a zombie....

 

[sillysluttycouple]

Cuffing an officer to a light pole

 

[georgerb]

Excessive tickling with feathers on officers handcuffed to poles...

 

[sillysluttycouple]

Excessive tickling with feathers on officers handcuffed to poles...

Does this mean we'll be cellmates?

 

[georgerb]

Well, hopefully it will be both of you...

 

[sillysluttycouple]

Hehe! No officer we dont need that phone call yet

 

[georgerb]

Using a flip phone to call for help instead of their medical alert fobs...

 

[kurrginatorX]

Pulling the ol' "Bait and Switch" at the used car lot where he works.