If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[kurrginatorX]

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[VoraciousValue]

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Set fire to the local 7-Eleven. Was overheard muttering something to the effect of, "No-good goddamn stinkin' Swedes!"

 

[Jakevillines]

Set fire to the local 7-Eleven. Was overheard muttering something to the effect of, "No-good goddamn stinkin' Swedes!"

Stealing a comic called Voracious Rex(I think is the name)

 

[DDBustyBrit]

Stealing a comic called Voracious Rex(I think is the name)

Being caught peeking into ladies windows as they disrobed with his cock in hand

 

[Jakevillines]

Being caught peeking into ladies windows as they disrobed with his cock in hand

Arrested for teasing the cop while I was being arrested. But not sexually teasing...no she was heckling the cop.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Arrested for teasing the cop while I was being arrested. But not sexually teasing...no she was heckling the cop.

While DDBustyBrit was trying to distract the aforementioned cop, the above poster elbowed said cop in the stomach to try to get away. That just made the cop mad.

 

[DDBustyBrit]

Arrested for teasing the cop while I was being arrested. But not sexually teasing...no she was heckling the cop.

Arrested for tasering the cop with his own taser, when he turned his back to slap the cuffs on me for being a mouthy British bitch

 

[Jakevillines]

Arrested for tasering the cop with his own taser, when he turned his back to slap the cuffs on me for being a mouthy British bitch

This just gets kinky if you let it be Voracious be the one trying to taze

 

[DDBustyBrit]

This just gets kinky if you let it be Voracious be the one trying to taze

arrested for proposing an mfm apparently in a public place!!

 

[Jakevillines]

arrested for proposing an mfm apparently in a public place!!

Arrested for having a mfm threesome in public.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Stealing other people’s cats.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Stealing other people’s cats.

Kidnapping Josh dela Cruz, or whatever the fuck his name is.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

I would never, ever do such a thing. When it comes right down to it, all I want is for him to be happy even if it’s not with me.

...ahem. Refused to sell pickles to his neighbor at an outlandish price.

 

[kurrginatorX]

I would never, ever do such a thing. When it comes right down to it, all I want is for him to be happy even if it’s not with me.

...ahem. Refused to sell pickles to his neighbor at an outlandish price.

Putting sweet relish in potato salad instead of dill relish. (hot dogs, too)

 

[VoraciousValue]

Putting sweet relish in potato salad instead of dill relish. (hot dogs, too)

Trying to impersonate Sylvester Stallone to try to illegally get into a movie studio.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Tried to become a Godfather-style gangster.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Breaking into various churches because he wanted Church's Fried Chicken

 

[VoraciousValue]

Trafficked a bunch of Ukrainians into the U.S. as part of a white slavery ring.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Sniffing bicycle seats (sometimes while the riders are still on them).

 

[VoraciousValue]

Sniffing bicycle seats (sometimes while the riders are still on them).

Hoarded every package of soup crackers within a five-country radius.

 

[SimoneLisbon]

licking someone over the age of 65...

 

[Jada59]

licking someone over the age of 65...

Selling fake "Swiss" cheese. Bought dollar store Pepper Jack, then used the end of a vegetable peeler to carve out holes and remove all visible signs of peppers. Then repackaged it as a fancy, imported product.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Selling fake "Swiss" cheese. Bought dollar store Pepper Jack, then used the end of a vegetable peeler to carve out holes and remove all visible signs of peppers. Then repackaged it as a fancy, imported product.

Selling Corona Virus antidotes, which are really just placebos.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Selling Corona Virus antidotes, which are really just placebos.

Desperate for good music during the coronavirus, actually dug up the corpse of George Jones and tried to get it to play "He Stopped Loving Her Today."

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Desperate for good music during the coronavirus, actually dug up the corpse of George Jones and tried to get it to play "He Stopped Loving Her Today."

Price gouging