If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[kissedcherry]

Saying "all lives matter" at a Joe for POTUS event

It seems that the worst possible crime these days is making a racial slur like: "All lives matter" or even more warped: "Human Life Matters." And saying something so evil at a Joe for Potus event would probably upset both people in attendance. I am sure they would call the same swat team that arrested Gen. Flynn.

 

[Just4AFriend]

Getting into an argument in a bar defending the rights of over 25k Americans a year to commit suicide by using their 2A rights

 

[kurrginatorX]

Well, gluttony is more a deadly sin than a crime, but he's been munching that box for over a month now, so yeah.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Well, gluttony is more a deadly sin than a crime, but he's been munching that box for over a month now, so yeah.

Sex with a watermelon.

 

[Taegul]

Forcing Karens to get a scarlet K tattooed on themselves to warn the world.

 

[Jada59]

Peeking under people's masks.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Peeking under people's masks.

Poaching Bigfoot in Skamania County. (it's a crime, look it up)

 

[blueeyedgirl69]

Poaching Bigfoot in Skamania County. (it's a crime, look it up)

Public nudity. But hey at least you’re wearing your mask!

 

[neakman]

Public nudity. But hey at least you’re wearing your mask!

inciting a riot over who could ogle her boobs better......

 

[DarkSimian]

inciting a riot over who could ogle her boobs better......

Shopping at the Piggly Wiggly wearing a mask, and only a mask...

 

[DeckardNYC]

Shopping at the Piggly Wiggly wearing a mask, and only a mask...

Saying "Piggly Wiggly" in a serious conversation north of the Mason Dixon Line.

 

[Taegul]

Saying "Piggly Wiggly" in a serious conversation north of the Mason Dixon Line.

Noise ordinance. Now if those jets were all electric it might be different.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Noise ordinance. Now if those jets were all electric it might be different.

Let's see. What in the hell did he do now?

Tried to take a shit in the park while running at full speed.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Let's see. What in the hell did he do now?

Tried to take a shit in the park while running at full speed.

Stealing people's pickles from their hamburgers as they try to eat.

 

[DarkSimian]

Stealing people's pickles from their hamburgers as they try to eat.

Grand Theft Toupee

 

[VoraciousValue]

Grand Theft Toupee

Their haircut was so sharp that three bystanders were decapitated when they ran a marathon.

 

[vidiman]

Suggested direction within an image !

 

[lanceGibs]

Suggested direction within an image !

Making upskirt videos in Germany.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Making upskirt videos in Germany.

Instead of becoming a distributor for RealDoll love dolls, he manufactures and sells anatomically correct RealHorse love dolls.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Instead of becoming a distributor for RealDoll love dolls, he manufactures and sells anatomically correct RealHorse love dolls.

Impersonating a hunchback and begging for alms. So low . . .

 

[Taegul]

Impersonating a hunchback and begging for alms. So low . . .

Drawing dirty pictures in the sky with chemtrails.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Drawing dirty pictures in the sky with chemtrails.

Organized a group of panhandlers, he controls their corners, and keeps 70% of their take.

 

[BigWeapon]

Organized a group of panhandlers, he controls their corners, and keeps 70% of their take.

Crashing into liberty of statue

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Crashing into liberty of statue

Being absent for far too long :caning:

 

[jasonmason]

Being absent for far too long :caning:

Being too pretty.