If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[Deleted member 3041612]

Being so delicious!

The arresting officer just wanted to see how she looked in handcuffs, so...1 mph over the speed limit.

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

The arresting officer just wanted to see how she looked in handcuffs, so...1 mph over the speed limit.

Tried to pay her Uber with skeeball tokens.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Tried to pay her Uber with skeeball tokens.

He used a blowtorch to cut someone's hair.

 

[VoraciousValue]

He used a blowtorch to cut someone's hair.

Unknowing went up to a undercover cop and said, "For $100, I'll make your teeth sweat!"

 

[DeckardNYC]

Unknowing went up to a undercover cop and said, "For $100, I'll make your teeth sweat!"

Selling fake tickets to fake inauguration balls.

 

[RideFl71]

Selling fake tickets to fake inauguration balls.

Stealing the Giants logo

 

[MrPractical]

Stealing the Giants logo

Selling second hand condoms.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Selling second hand condoms.

Selling counterfeit football team jerseys out of the back of a van.

 

[tigger_lover]

laying naked on deck chairs

 

[peterherring425]

walking on the cracks of a pavement without due care and attention

 

[MarcusTanner]

malicious and pre-meditated intent to mislead law enforcement and readers alike.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Selling herring peters for $4.25 each. This is price gouging. They usually sell for about two dollars each, but covid has delayed shipments to grocery stores.

 

[_valkyrie_]

The fashion police has taken kurrginatorX into custody because that green chestplate with that base primary triad colour scheme is in clear violation of Superhero Dresscode directive 32b.II.

 

[HeavyBalls]

The fashion police has taken kurrginatorX into custody because that green chestplate with that base primary triad colour scheme is in clear violation of Superhero Dresscode directive 32b.II.

For punishing a passerby with a sword, because he looked at her funny.

 

[DeckardNYC]

For punishing a passerby with a sword, because he looked at her funny.

He was walking around Ties Square offering to show his schweddy balls for a $5 donation.

 

[_valkyrie_]

DeckardNYC is spending the night at county jail, for scrambling NORAD's Santa Claus tracking signal.

 

[kurrginatorX]

I'm pretty sure she'd use a memory charm and convince the cops she was innocent.

 

[RideFl71]

I'm pretty sure she'd use a memory charm and convince the cops she was innocent.

For buying a cheap knockoff of an Ultraman suit...

 

[NastyNyx]

For buying a cheap knockoff of an Ultraman suit...

Indecent exposure

 

[RideFl71]

Indecent exposure

ME?? I guess your going to get caught with me...lol

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

ME?? I guess your going to get caught with me...lol

Going to church dressed in his attire.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Going to church dressed in his attire.

Heckling cops from the bathroom window while sitting on the toilet.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Heckling cops from the bathroom window while sitting on the toilet.

Florida Man arrested for Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.

 

[RideFl71]

Florida Man arrested for Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.

Breaking NFL copy rights...

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Breaking NFL copy rights...

Using a paper cut to use an excuse for speeding to go to the hospital to get out of a speeding ticket.