kurrginatorX
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Selling ocean-front property in Montana to unsuspecting Canadians.
If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?
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Selling ocean-front property in Montana to unsuspecting Canadians.
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Florida man arrested for 'violent entry' into US Capitol during riots. Story at https://weartv.com/news/local/florida-man-arrested-for-violent-entry-into-us-capitol-during-riots
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Inspired by the Capitol riots, tried to foment the same thing in front of Trump Tower in Manhattan.
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Sold the Trump Tower three times in one day to unsuspecting tourists.
JerseyJade
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Beating up a fellow pimp for trying to do business on his street.
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Helping me.
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Started a pimp multi-level marketing scam. 
Hey, pimpin' ain't easy!
As P.T. Barnum so wisely said, "There's a sucker born every minute!"
Hey, pimpin' ain't easy!
As P.T. Barnum so wisely said, "There's a sucker born every minute!"
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Started a pimp multi-level marketing scam.
Hey, pimpin' ain't easy!
Ain't that the truth, there VV. In a NY minute your best 'ho can up and decide she's respectable and she's going' back to jersey. Disgraceful is what I say. Disrespectful, too. How were these people raised? What kind of work ethic is that? I'm not namin' names, cause YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!
Anyway, VV's down at the precinct for propositioning an undercover. Too bad. Sure his lady won't let him out anymore...
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Feeding the homeless. Yes, this seems like a charitable thing, but he was feeding them bat soup using a special Chinese recipe.
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Caught at customs on his return from China, with commercial quantities of bats hidden in his underwear.
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Hoes make more money in Jersey. Or so I heard.
Coming on Lit without an AV.
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Hoes make more money in Jersey. Or so I heard.
He sold is AV on ebay.
Buying AVs on EBay with a stolen credit card.
JerseyJade
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I just fixed my post. I thought I was on a different thread. It should make more sense now.
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Excessive squeezing of vegetables, in fact "fondling" and "groping" the jury will be told, in the grocery store.
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Ya see there VV? Thay know who thay are. Fockin hos. Like Sayreville is better than the point. Who thay fockin kidding. My left nut if I'm wrong, VV.
And vegetables. Thay for squeezing, no? This guy is going to prison for lying.
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Trying to get a free meal by breeding roaches in his home and taking them to restaurants where he crushes them up in his food.
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Setting JerseyJade on the produce counter and fucking her with the cucumber after she deep throated it. Nearby customers gave them all 10s, but the police weren't that enthused.
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I didn't know you felt that passionately about the subject. I'm sorry.
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Setting JerseyJade on the produce counter and fucking her with the cucumber after she deep throated it. Nearby customers gave them all 10s, but the police weren't that enthused.
Choking a boa constrictor on his dick as a party trick
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Giving President Biden a wedgie on live TV
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No real crime he did. Jealousy is what it was. Those women at the local brothel got jealous of how he got crowds to see how he did that thing in stirrups hanging from the ceiling. They sent a message to the police department saying he was dealing fentanyl.
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Vigilante style assault- Taking off her heel and stabbing a jay walker. She takes her pedestrian traffic laws serious.
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He couldn’t contain himself. He saw a waitress with the best ass he ever saw. He kept following her around tapping it to see it jiggle.
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Gotta love the wave
Contempt of court- She was a material witness to a Burger King trailer hijacking, and refused to testify against Ronald McDonald.
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Contempt of court- She was a material witness to a Burger King trailer hijacking, and refused to testify against Ronald McDonald.
He was the nursing home pimp. Poor Ms. Peabody, at 95, he pushed her so hard to entertain on the Symbian.
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It would be found out that she broke into several funeral parlors and cut the penises off the male bodies and was doing a mail order "Trump's Penis" business.
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