If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[Jada59]

He left his Hershey squirted undies on all the stop signs within a 5 mile radius of the closest Popeyes.

Sampling the neighbor's collard greens (without asking) under the full moon to see who grows the best ones.

 

[kurrginatorX]

He left his Hershey squirted undies on all the stop signs within a 5 mile radius of the closest Popeyes.

She went 72 hours answering "My balls on your chin."

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

She went 72 hours answering "My balls on your chin."

Dared policemen to take the toilet paper out of his pants at the local police station.

 

[Asian_Flower]

Dared policemen to take the toilet paper out of his pants at the local police station.

Seducing all the hot guys with her deliciousness and leaving none for other girls

 

[FranklyFrank]

Seducing all the hot guys with her deliciousness and leaving none for other girls

Causing a ten car pile up..turning heads all dressed in red...

 

[VoraciousValue]

Causing a ten car pile up..turning heads all dressed in red...

Frankly, Frank was trying to put his frank in a bun where it didn't belong.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Frankly, Frank was trying to put his frank in a bun where it didn't belong.

Thought he'd resume work as a prostitute in NYC since the threat of arrest is gone; however, he is neither voracious nor a value after all thee years, and was arrested for consumer fraud.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Thought he'd resume work as a prostitute in NYC since the threat of arrest is gone; however, he is neither voracious nor a value after all thee years, and was arrested for consumer fraud.

At this point just name it as he's done it all.

 

[DeckardNYC]

At this point just name it as he's done it all.

Offering "happy endings" to strangers on Main Street in Disney.

 

[sally_sparrow]

Offering "happy endings" to strangers on Main Street in Disney.

50 unpaid parking tickets.

 

[ydahecnot]

50 unpaid parking tickets.

Very decent exposure

 

[sally_sparrow]

Very decent exposure

He won't stop smiling!

 

[kurrginatorX]

He won't stop smiling!

Making sassy-ass comments

 

[DeckardNYC]

Making sassy-ass comments

Florida Man, wife and mother arrested for shoplifting. The couple was held in lieu of $200 bail.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Florida Man, wife and mother arrested for shoplifting. The couple was held in lieu of $200 bail.

Stuffing his buckshot undies in the tailpipes of vehicles.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Stuffing his buckshot undies in the tailpipes of vehicles.

Holding up a DQ for all it's caramel.

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Speeding on the FDR

 

[ydahecnot]

Smuggling worms

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Blinding other with his shinning light.

 

[FranklyFrank]

Blinding other with his shinning light.

Violating the Apple core/Baltimore ordinance

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Violating the Apple core/Baltimore ordinance

Pleading with mature senior citizens to allow him to judge how their new bra fits in department stores.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Pleading with mature senior citizens to allow him to judge how their new bra fits in department stores.

She was caught roaming the hospital, moving from room to room in search of C-PAP machines, removing the nozzles, and farting in the tubes so that patients got a huge lungful of her Odoriferous Emanations.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

She was caught roaming the hospital, moving from room to room in search of C-PAP machines, removing the nozzles, and farting in the tubes so that patients got a huge lungful of her Odoriferous Emanations.

He had one too many edibles and it didn’t wear off until a couple of days later. The result was something worse than the movie The Hangover, the first one.

 

[kurrginatorX]

He had one too many edibles and it didn’t wear off until a couple of days later. The result was something worse than the movie The Hangover, the first one.

She was chewing tobacco at the White House and was using President Biden's prized Grecian Urn as a spitoon.

 

[DeckardNYC]

She was chewing tobacco at the White House and was using President Biden's prized Grecian Urn as a spitoon.

Florida Man desperate for ride to Hooters calls 911.