If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[HeavyBalls]

Florida Man desperate for ride to Hooters calls 911.

Public masturbation, like last time...

 

[zoso682001]

Public masturbation, like last time...

He ate his neighbors dog .

 

[DeckardNYC]

He ate his neighbors dog .

Dirty dancing.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Dirty dancing.

He and his cadre of super-effeminate street toughs roughing up cis-gendered people.

 

[DeckardNYC]

He and his cadre of super-effeminate street toughs roughing up cis-gendered people.

Florida Man arrested at drive up window for trying to pay for his burger with baby alligators.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Florida Man arrested at drive up window for trying to pay for his burger with baby alligators.

The Decktorious N.Y.C. was arrested earlier today after visiting several casinos in the area owned by the Gambini brothers. Mr. N.Y.C. was waving around his stash of Monopoly money telling everyone drinks were on him and he guaranteed every player would hit the jackpot. Once Mr. N.Y.C. has recovered from extensive surgery, he will be reprimanded to the New Jersey Corrections System.

 

[DeckardNYC]

The Decktorious N.Y.C. was arrested earlier today after visiting several casinos in the area owned by the Gambini brothers. Mr. N.Y.C. was waving around his stash of Monopoly money telling everyone drinks were on him and he guaranteed every player would hit the jackpot. Once Mr. N.Y.C. has recovered from extensive surgery, he will be reprimanded to the New Jersey Corrections System.

Walking around Times Square in a dress telling people that for $5 they can have an up-skirt photo.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Walking around Times Square in a dress telling people that for $5 they can have an up-skirt photo.

Not to be outdone ... Walking around Times Square on the opposite side of the street wearing a kimono telling passers-by, "Me so horny. Me love you long time, but I need fifty dollars to make you holler cuz I get paid to do the wild thang."

 

[DeckardNYC]

Not to be outdone ... Walking around Times Square on the opposite side of the street wearing a kimono telling passers-by, "Me so horny. Me love you long time, but I need fifty dollars to make you holler cuz I get paid to do the wild thang."

The PC Police came and rounded him up due to the above post. He's been duly sentenced, but no word on charges yet.

 

[kurrginatorX]

The PC Police came and rounded him up due to the above post. He's been duly sentenced, but no word on charges yet.

It's really become a case where the cops don't need a reason anymore, they just pick him up on Friday nights and let him out Monday mornings.

 

[DeckardNYC]

It's really become a case where the cops don't need a reason anymore, they just pick him up on Friday nights and let him out Monday mornings.

Fornication -- it doesn't matter who, when, or where, they just don't want him producing a Kurrginator XI.

 

[_valkyrie_]

DeckardNYC was arrested for having a nap. He was found curled up on a sofa, in a furniture store display, behind a broken window.

 

[kurrginatorX]

With a trash can lid as a shield and a long florescent tube as a spear, she was shouting at the top of her lungs for Heimdall to activate the rainbow bridge back to Asgard. Police took her into custody to protect the public as well as herself. Dr. Ann Chovy will be conducting a psyche eval Monday.

 

[DeckardNYC]

With a trash can lid as a shield and a long florescent tube as a spear, she was shouting at the top of her lungs for Heimdall to activate the rainbow bridge back to Asgard. Police took her into custody to protect the public as well as herself. Dr. Ann Chovy will be conducting a psyche eval Monday.

Florida Man arrested for self-flagellation atop the divider I-95 in Ft. Lauderdale.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Florida Man arrested for self-flagellation atop the divider I-95 in Ft. Lauderdale.

Banged a hot translator in front of the United Nations building. He said it was "an effort to reduce world tensions," but the police are calling it lewd behavior and disorderly conduct.

 

[TwoTaTango]

Dragging Older Posts Up

He would be arrested for dragging older posts out from the depths of Dooommmm and whose times have certainly come and gone....

 

[DeckardNYC]

He would be arrested for dragging older posts out from the depths of Dooommmm and whose times have certainly come and gone....

Arrested for driving while blind.

 

[Gamine67]

Arrested for driving while blind.

Public mastication.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Public mastication.

Public sesquipedalianism.

 

[hotcpu]

Public sesquipedalianism.

Bothering the Sea Turtles laying eggs

 

[Xerxes82]

Bothering the Sea Turtles laying eggs

Impersonating a law enforcement officer. He was supposed to be dancing at a bachelorette party and got the wrong address!

 

[_valkyrie_]

Xerxes82 is currently in custody for abducting all the neighbourhood chickens, who, according to his plan, were to take part in an attempt to recreate The Flight Of The Bumblebee.

 

[AZDryHeat]

Seducing innocent people with her eyes.

 

[jasonmason]

Seducing innocent people with her eyes.

Tricking people into thinking that the heat is not too bad since it was a dry heat.

 

[Anastasia1999]

Tricking people into thinking that the heat is not too bad since it was a dry heat.

Stabbing innocent people with that huge spear