If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[Twistedkink]

Leading the US's Salvation Army in an attack on Canada.

For crashing Comic-Con without a ticket

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

For crashing Comic-Con without a ticket

For practicing sex therapy without a license.

 

[ydahecnot]

For having a safe word that violates municipal length limits

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

For having a safe word that violates municipal length limits

For transfer of illegal thread information between posts. lol

 

[Lastingimpressions]

For transfer of illegal thread information between posts. lol

For publicly handling fruit in a sexually suggestive manner.

 

[Twistedkink]

For publicly handling fruit in a sexually suggestive manner.

For having vintage non-consent porn recordings on their floppy disk.

 

[kurrginatorX]

For having vintage non-consent porn recordings on their floppy disk.

Showing up at funerals in the tri-state area and jumping out of the casket while dressed as a zombie.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Showing up at funerals in the tri-state area and jumping out of the casket while dressed as a zombie.

Tickling a gentleman named Elmo without asking his permission.

 

[Daisy_Love]

Tickling a gentleman named Elmo without asking his permission.

Hacking the floppy disk

 

[ydahecnot]

Illegal harvest of botanicals

 

[gentlelovr]

voted for Trump?

 

[Sexy_Little_Minx]

Shoplifting at Walmart for fuzzy handcuffs

 

[Scrawney]

Shoplifting at Walmart for fuzzy handcuffs

For being too much of a sexy little minx

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

For being too much of a sexy little minx

Public exposure.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Public exposure.

Stealing from Johnny Appleseed.

 

[JerseyJade]

Stealing from Johnny Appleseed.

Telling me to blow him in a public thread.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Telling me to blow him in a public thread.

Selling Jersey made pizza as NY pizza to unsuspecting customers

 

[JerseyJade]

Selling Jersey made pizza as NY pizza to unsuspecting customers

Arrested and locked up for life for insinuating NY pizza is better than NJ pizza.

 

[ydahecnot]

Arrested and locked up for life for insinuating NY pizza is better than NJ pizza.

Stalking Drea de Matteo

 

[JerseyJade]

Stalking Drea de Matteo

Eww!

Arrested for grossing me out.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Eww!

Arrested for grossing me out.

Arrested for using a pool table for something other than it’s intended purpose.

 

[L8tnIt]

Software Piracy

 

[Scrawney]

Software Piracy

Night stalking

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Night stalking

Plotting to play this song https://youtu.be/8MqpVEbPlNI at Prince Phillip’s funeral.

 

[Scrawney]

Plotting to play this song https://youtu.be/8MqpVEbPlNI at Prince Phillip’s funeral.

Actually made me laugh out loud.

For putting the male species in a trance with her seductive ways