If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[Deleted member 3041612]

Actually made me laugh out loud.

For putting the male species in a trance with her seductive ways

Acting out one of his erotic filth fantasies on the metro train....

 

[lustfulraj]

Acting out one of his erotic filth fantasies on the metro train....

Chatting with me late one night

 

[DeckardNYC]

Chatting with me late one night

Doing the entire kama sutra in Union Square.

 

[MrPractical]

Doing the entire kama sutra in Union Square.

Betting on Stanton hitting 30 homers

 

[kurrginatorX]

Betting on Stanton hitting 30 homers

For impersonating WWE's Elias and robbing a string of banks.

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[DeckardNYC]

For impersonating WWE's Elias and robbing a string of banks.

Stealing hosiery from little old ladies.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Stealing hosiery from little old ladies.

Taping a trash bag to his genitals and walking around in public calling himself The Trash Man.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Taping a trash bag to his genitals and walking around in public calling himself The Trash Man.

Homicide by boredom.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Homicide by boredom.

A Failed attempt at suicide. For future reference, the gun gets pointed at YOUR head, not the head of the reflection in the mirror.

 

[bunny4med]

A Failed attempt at suicide. For future reference, the gun gets pointed at YOUR head, not the head of the reflection in the mirror.

Sock bulge in his "Super" undies.

 

[ydahecnot]

Sock bulge in his "Super" undies.

Very decent exposure

 

[BadAmy]

Very decent exposure

Stealing all the ketchup packets from fast food restaurants.

 

[mynameisben]

Stealing all the ketchup packets from fast food restaurants.

Giving a blowie to a police officer in the police headquarters parking lot.


Ben

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Giving a blowie to a police officer in the police headquarters parking lot.


Ben

Showing his 52° angle to other stick figures in public.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Showing his 52° angle to other stick figures in public.

Showing his hard drive to a software developer.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Showing his hard drive to a software developer.

Counterfeiting Italian Lira.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Counterfeiting Italian Lira.

He keeps running naked passed the windows at the local nursing homes.

 

[shinybikiniwife]

He keeps running naked passed the windows at the local nursing homes.

For making once innocent cartoons and comics, very X-rated (Seriously, that avatar... wow!)

 

[MrPractical]

For making once innocent cartoons and comics, very X-rated (Seriously, that avatar... wow!)

3rd degree whip lash

 

[VoraciousValue]

3rd degree whip lash

Stealing government property to construct the most impractical item of all time: A perpetual motion machine.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Stealing government property to construct the most impractical item of all time: A perpetual motion machine.

Public intoxication, Indecent exposure, Urinating in public, and J-Walking.

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Public intoxication, Indecent exposure, Urinating in public, and J-Walking.

Crimes against the galaxy

 

[DeckardNYC]

Crimes against the galaxy

Selling counterfeit Pet Rocks.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Selling counterfeit Pet Rocks.

Selling everyday rocks and sand as props from The Flintstones.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Selling everyday rocks and sand as props from The Flintstones.

He left his Hershey squirted undies on all the stop signs within a 5 mile radius of the closest Popeyes.