If you came with a warning label 🏷

[English_guy_bkk]

BBE 2019

 

[PandemicReader8]

"WARNING: High Energy Volatile Reactions can occur when mixed with unmetered dosages of stupid."

 

[Mrtenant]

Warning: If this unit says "Oh yea? Hold ma beer" You dun fucked up. Gtfo as fast as possible.

 

[_Ritch_]

Warning: Definitely contains nuts. Also, may fall asleep on you without notice.

 

[badjanus]

Warning gets stiff with age. Refresh lube and use as directed

 

[Codeman93]

Alittle unstable but fun!
Please put in place every once in awhile

 

[spankableBelle]

Just don't...

 

[badjanus]

If you came with a warning label 🏷​

Can't I cum with jizz instead?
Heath and safety gone mad in the 21st c.

 

[ycym]

"Be carefull, he want to play with you."

 

[AmberLGreen]

Ensure all areas are well lubricated before use

 

[SherlockianMan]

"This account contains mature content and vulgar language."

 

[Paligirl]

not low maintenance in spite of providing other information...

 

[FranklyFrank]

WARNING: Highly Explosive!

 

[juspassionthru]

Warning...May contain small parts

 

[willlph]

pantyhosed feet beware

 

[ycym]

May contain nuts

 

[Windman1]

wear eye protection if over handled

 

[Btq97]

May cause a mess

 

[_Ritch_]

Ensure all areas are well lubricated before use

**Sigh** I have to lube up your armpits?!

 

[AmberLGreen]

**Sigh** I have to lube up your armpits?!

Only if you want a tit wank

 

[_Ritch_]

Only if you want a tit wank

Is there a menu?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Is there a menu?

There’s a price list

 

[_Ritch_]

There’s a price list

Do I get a discount? Cripple special?

 

[Milene]

WARNING: Will keep licking you until you make her stop.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Do I get a discount? Cripple special?

If you manage to cripple me, you get it for free