If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[Taegul]

YO! Rap battle.

 

[LucianaGrace]

YO! Rap battle.

Challenge accepted!

 

[LucianaGrace]

What the feck?! Who the hell cloned me?!

Ah, what the hell...I'd put a new meaning to the self high-five!

 

[Emboldened1]

Do a double take... what the...?!?!

 

[_valkyrie_]

Tell him skulls and bandanas are so 1600's.

 

[Plane_Guy]

Tell him skulls and bandanas are so 1600's.

suggest we go elsewhere.

 

[ElliesExplorations]

suggest we go elsewhere.

Ask for chicken or beef..

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Ask for chicken or beef..

Explore Ellie

 

[HBergeron]

Explore Ellie

Hand him a towel and smile back.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Organise a fund collection over passers-by, it's a cat playing a guitar.

 

[Taegul]

I'd convince her to come with me to egg and TP the White House.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

I'd convince her to come with me to egg and TP the White House.

Answer his friendly smile with one of my own.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

<<<<< this! ^^^^^

 

[bigcockstallion]

Pull her gently from the cold, dark alley into a warm speakeasy with only a roaring fire to hear our conversation.

Take my jacket off and lay it on ground so the street isnt so hard

 

[WerdNerd]

Take my jacket off and lay it on ground so the street isnt so hard

Put my hands up until I realized that wasn't a gun

 

[StElmosFire]

Put my hands up until I realized that wasn't a gun

Ask him if that was a Scrabble dictionary behind those trash cans and run when he was all distracted.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Ask him if that was a Scrabble dictionary behind those trash cans and run when he was all distracted.

Stick my hand up his ass and Muppet him.

 

[Dionysian Beast]

Stick my hand up his ass and Muppet him.

Make sure she's safe and protected.

 

[Bill_Cosplay]

Give him the number to my barber.

 

[Taegul]

National Roshambo World Championship.

 

[Twlightdreamer]

Tackle him and take his lunch money.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

<<<<<<This again....

 

[SuperSissy]

<<<<<<This again....

Say. "Hi, baby, can you give a gurl a lift home?"

 

[Mrtenant]

I swear I thought this thread had WWJD in the title. Seemed so '90s. Its Lit though you know, so I was gonna get off here with everyone else doing their WWJD only its not. And now I'm confused.

 

[Jada59]

I swear I thought this thread had WWJD in the title. Seemed so '90s. Its Lit though you know, so I was gonna get off here with everyone else doing their WWJD only its not. And now I'm confused.

I would talk about religion. Hahaha.