If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[_valkyrie_]

Draw a banishing circle and stay inside.

 

[sweetheart97]

Draw a banishing circle and stay inside.

Be a little sad about the circle, but wave politely.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Be a little sad about the circle, but wave politely.

Smile....and walk up to her and introduce myself properly...

 

[DeckardNYC]

Smile....and walk up to her and introduce myself properly...

Try to get him back into water before he dies

 

[_valkyrie_]

Get him some superglue for that forehead gash.

 

[SuperSissy]

Get him some superglue for that forehead gash.

Give her my super glue

 

[_valkyrie_]

Have a superhero showdown.

 

[SuperSissy]

Have a superhero showdown.

Tell her that her retreat is really beautiful.

 

[Taegul]

Have a yodeling competition.

 

[HBergeron]

Um... nod and walk by.

 

[Mrtenant]

Fuck him in the ear

 

[HBergeron]

Fuck him in the ass with a broom handle.

 

[Mrtenant]

Fuck him in the ass with a broom handle.

Fuckin tease.....

Pack him in the back seat of the car with a bunch of gay midgets

 

[HBergeron]

Fuckin tease.....

Pack him in the back seat of the car with a bunch of gay midgets

Tell him to fuck off

 

[Mrtenant]

Tell him to fuck off

Lmao, give him a shot of whiskey and toast his health, then give him the bottle

 

[HBergeron]

Lmao, give him a shot of whiskey and drink his health, then give him the bottle

Hold up a Bic Lighter while I spray his face with whiskey. (Do I know you, asshole?)

 

[Mrtenant]

Hold up a Bic Lighter while I spray his face with whiskey. (Do I know you, asshole?)

No, not really, you are fun though, thanks him for the reach around

 

[HBergeron]

No, not really, you are fun though, thanks him for the reach around

Tell him again to fuck off.

 

[Mrtenant]

Tell him again to fuck off.

Telling him to not take stuff too seriously, it is the fuggin PG

Shrugs*

 

[HBergeron]

Telling him to not take stuff too seriously, it is the fuggin PG

Shrugs*

Fuck you, coming out of the blue talking shit.

 

[Taegul]

I'd bring him a peace offering and stay far away from his ear.

 

[DDBustyBrit]

I'd bring him a peace offering and stay far away from his ear.

I’d accidentally fall into him, have a grope and more than likely snog him. But all under the cover of dark ness so it never really happened you understand

 

[Karabare]

I’d accidentally fall into him, have a grope and more than likely snog him. But all under the cover of dark ness so it never really happened you understand

We'd go for a drink, of course

 

[Willingtoshare]

Quickly join them for a drink, this alleyway seems very dark today indeed.

 

[hot_hunny_bunny]

Quickly join them for a drink, this alleyway seems very dark today indeed.

Say hi give him a hug and ask to see more of him