If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[_valkyrie_]

Compare our respective glow-in-the-dark mug collections.

 

[19jimbo99]

Ask her whoa what are you doing in a dark alley ?

 

[kurrginatorX]

Ask her whoa what are you doing in a dark alley ?

I'd say, "Hey, didn't you used to be Kevin Nash?" then I'd walk away. True to Kevin Nash form, he would take one step toward me and blow out his ACL.

 

[BeginningAuthor]

I'd say, "Hey, didn't you used to be Kevin Nash?" then I'd walk away. True to Kevin Nash form, he would take one step toward me and blow out his ACL.

OK, you hold the ladder and I'll change out the light bulb.

 

[lurkingguy1978]

OK, you hold the ladder and I'll change out the light bulb.

Find another alley to frequent.

 

[CelesteWoods]

Say hello, it would be rude not to.

 

[kurrginatorX]

I'd follow her around and tell a story that had no point and no end and I'd keep saying "Long story short" only it would just get longer and longer and longer, like the time I had to go shopping for my aunt on account of her car not working. This was back in the V-8 days, the 4 miles per gallon days. The all or nothing days, anyway, I was at the grocery store and--hey, did you ever notice things are never on sale when you go to the store, only when you're at home with no money? Speaking of money, I had to borrow some the other day. Long story short is I went to about twenty different people who I just knew would help out and you know what? No one had any spare cash. Long story short, I had to pawn my car title, but that was okay because we were planning a trip to the demolition derby, and ...

 

[AssfuckBrenda]

I'd follow her around and tell a story that had no point and no end and I'd keep saying "Long story short" only it would just get longer and longer and longer, like the time I had to go shopping for my aunt on account of her car not working. This was back in the V-8 days, the 4 miles per gallon days. The all or nothing days, anyway, I was at the grocery store and--hey, did you ever notice things are never on sale when you go to the store, only when you're at home with no money? Speaking of money, I had to borrow some the other day. Long story short is I went to about twenty different people who I just knew would help out and you know what? No one had any spare cash. Long story short, I had to pawn my car title, but that was okay because we were planning a trip to the demolition derby, and ...

Oh you again, come on you can buy me another drink

 

[DarkSimian]

Oh you again, come on you can buy me another drink

Find out what's really under that tin foil hat

 

[CelesteWoods]

Ask if he bites

 

[base10]

Ask if he bites

Have her tell me a story

 

[Karabare]

Have her tell me a story

We would go watch Gone with the wind

 

[CelesteWoods]

We would go watch Gone with the wind

I would join the viewing party

 

[Sundayschild]

I would join the viewing party

I'd assume she was doing research.

'Research'

 

[CelesteWoods]

I'd assume she was doing research.

'Research'

I would offer to join my research team

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I would offer to join my research team

Introduce myself, and offer to help her research to determine the speed of dark.

 

[coffeelover5]

I would offer to join my research team

I would ask her if there was room for one more

 

[kurrginatorX]

Um … give him? her? coffee, and, uh … yeah.

 

[golden_thong]

Offer breakfast? You can never go wrong with food.

 

[Sh75]

Definitely wouldnt judge her

 

[lilmissdarling]

Definitely wouldnt judge her

Offer a flashlight.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Offer a flashlight.

Tell her I think she's freaky cool and ask if we could hang out.

 

[Jada59]

Tell her I think she's freaky cool and ask if we could hang out.

Grab his arm and take him back to my place.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Grab his arm and take him back to my place.

Definitely pet that kitty.

 

[BeginningAuthor]

Definitely pet that kitty.

Tell him that he needs to knock three times on the door next to the trash bin. When the slot opens say "Pineapple Coconut" and they'll let him into the - let's just call it a nightclub for now.