If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[DarkSimian]

Tell him that he needs to knock three times on the door next to the trash bin. When the slot opens say "Pineapple Coconut" and they'll let him into the - let's just call it a nightclub for now.

Ask for his autograph

 

[kurrginatorX]

Shoot him with a tranq then put him on display at five dollars a head. For an extra dollar the customers can throw tomatoes at him. Mmmmm. Tomatoes.

 

[Taegul]

Epic rap battle and dance off.

 

[PNWKitten]

Epic rap battle and dance off.

Scrape him off the floor after the dance off.

 

[SlyderInside]

Scrape him off the floor after the dance off.

Turn on a flashlight and guide her out without getting too much nonsense on those shoes of hers....

 

[kurrginatorX]

Threaten him with shaving cream and a razor if he didn't slowly back away.

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Be bored no longer, Milady. Yer ol' pal kurrginatorX is here, and I'm here to say that X at the end of my name isn't just for looks.

Gather him up in a big hug!

 

[kurrginatorX]

Gather him up in a big hug!

Although I can't roller skate or dance, I'd try my hardest to roller dance with you.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Paint a surreal themed mural on the northeast wall of the alley.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Paint a surreal themed mural on the northeast wall of the alley.

Team up...

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Team up...

Freeze up and stare like a deer in the headlights.

 

[Richard_C]

Freeze up and stare like a deer in the headlights.

Treat her with respect and curtesy.

 

[Richard_C]

Make sure she sees it me then pouncetacklekiss and take her for wine

I’d try to get in on the wine deal!

 

[_valkyrie_]

Ask if he has any corks he'd spare. I'm trying to insulate plastic boxes for the strays that live in the alley.

 

[BeginningAuthor]

Ask if he has any corks he'd spare. I'm trying to insulate plastic boxes for the strays that live in the alley.

Ask her is she is taking me to Valhalla of if I am okay to keep walking.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Tell him to keep walking. Our quotas are filled for the time being.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Tell him to keep walking. Our quotas are filled for the time being.

blame her for making it dark

 

[barefootgirl69]

blame her for making it dark

Show him the way to the light!

Hi, Guy!

 

[Girly_girl]

Show him the way to the light!

Hi, Guy!

I'd give her a hug and we would go have margaritas and chat

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'd give her a hug and we would go have margaritas and chat

Yessss! I would love a cold drink. Let's go!

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

I'd give her a hug and we would go have margaritas and chat

Yessss! I would love a cold drink. Let's go!

Open the car door & tell them they're riding shotgun.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Open the car door & tell them they're riding shotgun.

Ask him where the tailgate party is

 

[Sh75]

Ask him where the tailgate party is

Run, shes got a blade

 

[barefootgirl69]

Run, she's got a blade

Steal his car

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Steal his car

help her spray paint all over the car saying "ROLL TIDE!"