If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[hairball18]

Steal his car

Make sure she gets out of the ally safely. Who am I kidding, I would ravage her in the dark.

 

[mulehead61]

Make sure she gets out of the ally safely. Who am I kidding, I would ravage her in the dark.

Get him some lasagna..

 

[LostGirlTink]

Get him some lasagna..

Offer homemade garlic bread in exchange for some of the lasagna

 

[haha_on_me]

Offer homemade garlic bread in exchange for some of the lasagna

Run from the garlic.

 

[frankjoebobal]

Offer homemade garlic bread in exchange for some of the lasagna

Offer her my umbrella under these rainy skies tonight.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Spray him with reflective glitter. It's dangerous to walk in the dark without proper visibility.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Spray him with reflective glitter. It's dangerous to walk in the dark without proper visibility.

Inform her she's headed in the wrong direction and, then, lead her to the light

 

[SlyderInside]

Inform her she's headed in the wrong direction and, then, lead her to the light

Follow her out since she seems to know the way.

 

[Taegul]

I'd ask him to stop sticking his tongue out at me.

 

[Cyberbella]

I'd ask him to stop sticking his tongue out at me.

Oh I dunno... throw him up against a building and frisk him?

 

[Taegul]

Oh I dunno... throw him up against a building and frisk him?

The more you search, the easier my concealed weapon will be to find.

 

[Cyberbella]

The more you search, the easier my concealed weapon will be to find.

Promises, promises. There may be some neck sucking and nibbling....if I can’t control myself.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Promises, promises. There may be some neck sucking and nibbling....if I can’t control myself.

Ask if her programming included romance with women.

 

[Just_Jen]

Ask her where the party's at

 

[LiveWire64]

Ask her where the party's at

Hand her the pizza she ordered.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Hand her the pizza she ordered.

Spray him with a water hose & watch him sparkle.

 

[Plane_Guy]

Spray him with a water hose & watch him sparkle.

Point them in the right direction to the lovely women of Lit.

 

[Just_Jen]

Point them in the right direction to the lovely women of Lit.

Smile and nod

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Smile and nod

Take a picture after finally seeing what she looks like...

 

[Taegul]

Give him a spare flashlight to help him get out of the dark alleyway. Then I'd sell him the batteries at a 300% mark up.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Give him a spare flashlight to help him get out of the dark alleyway. Then I'd sell him the batteries at a 300% mark up.

I would ask him to hide behind the dumpster while I hid in a doorway and we could scare the shit out of anyone that came into the alley

 

[barefootgirl69]

I would ask him to hide behind the dumpster while I hid in a doorway and we could scare the shit out of anyone that came into the alley

Tell him we need to find an ice cream parlor and have a hot fudge sundae. I hope you're not allergic to nuts.

 

[frombehindyou]

Tell him we need to find an ice cream parlor and have a hot fudge sundae. I hope you're not allergic to nuts.

I'd ask her if I could take her out for a hot fudge sundae instead. And hope she's not allergic to nuts...

 

[Apisto42]

Tell him we need to find an ice cream parlor and have a hot fudge sundae. I hope you're not allergic to nuts.

Offer her an escort.

Not that kind of escort. Perv.

I'd ask her if I could take her out for a hot fudge sundae instead. And hope she's not allergic to nuts...

Hit him upside his melon and ask him why he’s behind me!

 

[Sundayschild]

Offer her an escort.

Not that kind of escort. Perv.



Hit him upside his melon and ask him why he’s behind me!

Sell him half a pound of his usual.