If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[AlwaysFara]

Sell him half a pound of his usual.

Suck his cock.
He’s pretty okay for a Brit.

 

[Sundayschild]

Suck his cock.
He’s pretty okay for a Brit.

Half a pound of your usual then?

 

[Taegul]

I think I'll just pass on whatever he's selling.

 

[AllAmericanMale]

I think I'll just pass on whatever he's selling.

Give him directions.

 

[frombehindyou]

Give him directions.

Give him a nod.

 

[Taegul]

I'd back out of the alley, keeping him in front of me at all times.

 

[kurrginatorX]

I'd be all like, "Yeah, that's right. It's gonna take all three of y'all to do me in," and when he turns to look I'll run away.

 

[Taegul]

With one hand in my trench coat, ask him if he wanted to buy a bootleg Coldplay CD.

 

[RcyMtnGrl]

With one hand in my trench coat, ask him if he wanted to buy a bootleg Coldplay CD.

Smile, compliment his toque and continue on.

 

[DarkSimian]

Smile, compliment his toque and continue on.

What's a nice girl like you doing in an alley like this?

 

[RcyMtnGrl]

What's a nice girl like you doing in an alley like this?

Looks can be deceiving.

 

[DarkSimian]

Looks can be deceiving.

*woof*

 

[OrLaTime]

Looks can be deceiving.

I give up! Don’t hurt me!! You have anything you want!
Oh... wait a sec!
You’re that Texan Demon!!
I can’t even remember how I slighted you

 

[Taegul]

I'd ask for directions home in ABC format.

 

[RcyMtnGrl]

I'd ask for directions home in ABC format.

Steal his toque and run away laughing.

 

[Taegul]

Steal his toque and run away laughing.

I'd chase her because who doesn't enjoy a good chase?

 

[RcyMtnGrl]

I'd chase her because who doesn't enjoy a good chase?

Shit. I didn’t think this through! I can’t run fast!!

 

[mellowyellows]

Shit. I didn’t think this through! I can’t run fast!!

See if she needed protection

 

[Jada59]

See if she needed protection

Act like I needed protection.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Sadly, there is nothing that would stop her from siccing her 100 cats on me. I'd be ripped to shreds before I knew it.

 

[Taegul]

Sadly, there is nothing that would stop her from siccing her 100 cats on me. I'd be ripped to shreds before I knew it.

I'd cover him in catnip and run for it.

 

[Suz_anne]

I'd cover him in catnip and run for it.

Pinch his nipples.

 

[riverj]

Pinch her nipples....

 

[barefootgirl69]

Pinch her nipples....

Warn him that the Feds are on their way and he needs to get outta there quick

 

[DarkSimian]

Warn him that the Feds are on their way and he needs to get outta there quick

Escort her home; what are you doing out without your crutches?