If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[Taegul]

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Well, I wouldn't want this to get awkward or anything, so I'll just go back to dancing The Robot. But I'm just going to lip sync Styx rather than actually sing along. It helps with my stage fright.

 

[_valkyrie_]

If I met Taegul in a dark alley, I would persuade the very nice extraterrestrial beings who c̶h̶a̶s̶e̶d̶ so kindly escorted me here that he is a much more suitable test subject than I could ever be.

 

[Taegul]

When I eventually meet _valkyrie_ in a dark alley, I would act as the damsel in distress and ask her to kick the crap out of the 3 hooligans who chased me here. Hey, Valkyries kick ass, am I right?

 

[_valkyrie_]

If I met Taegul in a dark alley, I would gift him a chihuahua, so he'd deal with the three hooligans in a most appropriate manner.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

If I met Taegul in a dark alley, I would gift him a chihuahua, so he'd deal with the three hooligans in a most appropriate manner.

If I met _valkyrie_ in a dark alley, I would break some glow sticks, crank the volume and turn it into a dance club.

 

[Texastuffbbc]

If I met _valkyrie_ in a dark alley, I would break some glow sticks, crank the volume and turn it into a dance club.

If I met Lasting I would offer to go grab some lettuces and tomatoes for a salad. Lol. Carry on.

 

[Taegul]

Do my best not to confuse "bbc" with "bbq". I only have an appetite for the latter lol.

 

[Pranglez]

Do my best not to confuse "bbc" with "bbq". I only have an appetite for the latter lol.

I would steal his BBQ.

 

[WerdNerd]

I would steal his BBQ.

Fire up her new BBQ.

 

[UnusuallyNumb]

Fire up her new BBQ.

Provide the burgers and brats

 

[Pranglez]

Provide the burgers and brats

Search him to find those brats.

 

[WerdNerd]

Search him to find those brats.

Give her my hot juicy brat.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Give her my hot juicy brat.

Have him stick his brat into my bun

 

[WerdNerd]

Have him stick his brat into my bun

Slide my brat between her buns

 

[Pranglez]

Have him stick his brat into my bun

Hahahah. I'd hi-five her for having a quick wit. (Ofc I would wait until they were done.)

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Hahahah. I'd hi-five her for having a quick wit. (Ofc I would wait until they were done.)

Or join in?

 

[WerdNerd]

Or join in?

Help Deprived encourage Pranglz to join in

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Help Deprived encourage Pranglz to join in

Fall to his charm, and his brat!

 

[WerdNerd]

Fall to his charm, and his brat!

Watch her fall to her knees

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Watch her fall to her knees

Have a rummage in his shorts…

 

[WerdNerd]

Have a rummage in his shorts…

Enjoy her rummaging

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Enjoy her rummaging

Examine the wood. I mean goods.

 

[WerdNerd]

Examine the wood. I mean goods.

Check out her goodies

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Check out her goodies

Rip off clothes, buttons flying, hoping we won’t get caught

 

[WerdNerd]

Rip off clothes, buttons flying, hoping we won’t get caught

Same but not caring if we get caught