If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[Pranglez]

Same but not caring if we get caught

Wonders when I should let them know that I'm still here.

 

[WerdNerd]

Wonders when I should let them know that I'm still here.

Realize Pranglez is still there and invite her to join us

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Wonders when I should let them know that I'm still here.

I’m glad you are I would kiss her sweetly and ask her to join in

 

[WerdNerd]

I’m glad you are I would kiss her sweetly and ask her to join in

I'd give the ladies a chance to get better acquainted while I watch

 

[_valkyrie_]

I would assuredly move onto the dark alley across the street.

 

[Taegul]

I would assuredly move onto the dark alley across the street.

I'd just escort her out of the dark alleys altogether. It's a good thing I just got this mining helmet with the light attachment on it. I don't look like a dork wearing this in public at all.

 

[_valkyrie_]

If I met Taegul in a dark alley wearing a mining helmet with a light attachment on it, he'd have to sing Oh, My Darling Clementine.

 

[Taegul]

If I met Taegul in a dark alley wearing a mining helmet with a light attachment on it, he'd have to sing Oh, My Darling Clementine.

I'd let her hear my singing voice and watch her run out of the dark alley never to return.

 

[Sundayschild]

I'd let her hear my singing voice and watch her run out of the dark alley never to return.

*sniff. You got that stuff for me? Nice one.

 

[Cat]

*sniff. You got that stuff for me? Nice one.

Smile, look over my shoulder.. give a kiss on the cheek and fun off...

 

[Pad_Foot]

Smile, look over my shoulder.. give a kiss on the cheek and fun off...

Scream “Ahh! It’s Cat Woman” then think ohhh “I have loved every version of Cat Woman, maybe I will resist a little bit”

 

[Sundayschild]

Smile, look over my shoulder.. give a kiss on the cheek and fun off...

Scratch behind her ears until she purred.

Or, you know, other places...

 

[Taegul]

I'd sell him every last bottle of glue I have on me.

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Scratch behind her ears until she purred.

Or, you know, other places...

Psssst…that’s a guy…

I’d give him a hug and ask if he wanted to bowling or roller skating.

 

[Taegul]

Psssst…that’s a guy…

I’d give him a hug and ask if he wanted to bowling or roller skating.

Why not bowl on roller skates?

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Why not bowl on roller skates?

Lol… apologies for skipping you

I’d fall on my ass enough without a 15 pound ball. Hehehe

I’d demand a hug and we’d go to a comedy club or a karaoke bar.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Lol… apologies for skipping you

I’d fall on my ass enough without a 15 pound ball. Hehehe

I’d demand a hug and we’d go to a comedy club or a karaoke bar.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Go on my knees to massage her feet and ankles

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Go on my knees to massage her feet and ankles

Nice!!!! Just what I need right now.

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

 

[Xerxes82]

Offer to buy her coffee so I can pick her brain. She's a sweetheart!

 

[VoraciousValue]

Offer to buy her coffee so I can pick her brain. She's a sweetheart!

Warn the Athenians about their arrival!

 

[_valkyrie_]

Meeting VoraciousValue in a dark alley, I would spruce their moustache up with LED lights.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Meeting VoraciousValue in a dark alley, I would spruce their moustache up with LED lights.

Ask if she wants to come back to my place to drink some grog and do each other's hair and make up.

 

[AbsintheFather]

Ask if she wants to come back to my place to drink some grog and do each other's hair and make up.

Play cops, tell her to put her hands against the wall and spread her legs.