If You Passed the Litster Above You in the Store, what would they have in their cart?

[stxjimmy]

A shopping list

 

[loquere]

A live turkey

 

[stxjimmy]

The anarchist's cookbook

 

[NorthEastern]

Cake.

 

[Mrtenant]

A couple really large cucumbers and some astroglide

 

[Xerxes82]

Peter Frampton vinyl.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Peter Frampton vinyl.

Canned food, sandals, and spears to defend against an Athenian counterattack.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Washington Commanders' season tickets and their newest fan headgear -- paper bags.

 

[loquere]

Cans of plack paint, bottles of voka and paper towels.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Cans of plack paint, bottles of voka and paper towels.

Hemorrhoid lotion, hemorrhoid cream, hemorrhoid pills, and a book about hemorrhoids.

 

[Anastasia1999]

Hemorrhoid lotion, hemorrhoid cream, hemorrhoid pills, and a book about hemorrhoids.

Groceries for me. I didn’t get to the store Don‘t forget the strawberries!!

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Groceries for me. I didn’t get to the store Don‘t forget the strawberries!!

She would have all the things necessary to prepare for a night out to show me around and possibly, to make it fun…things for a scavenger hunt!

 

[Anastasia1999]

She would have all the things necessary to prepare for a night out to show me around and possibly, to make it fun…things for a scavenger hunt!

Milk of magnesia for the morning after

 

[Series 6]

Milk of magnesia for the morning after

Romance novels, highlight markers, and a towel

 

[Anastasia1999]

Romance novels, highlight markers, and a towel

A ruler. Sticky tape, rope and a map of the female anatomy.

 

[UKtraveller]

Four candles

 

[loquere]

Huge cans of tomato sauce & water balloons.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Huge cans of tomato sauce & water balloons.

A couple of Redd Foxx CDs. Cause he likes to party!

Washington Commanders' season tickets and their newest fan headgear -- paper bags.

Dan Snyder can go fuck himself.

A friend of mine (from Cleveland, of all places) is a big Washington fan. A few years ago, someone gave her a pair of Redskins panties. The joke was on them--she never wears underwear!

 

[loquere]

Buckets of personal lube

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Cucumbers, bananas, Magic Mike DVD set

 

[loquere]

Instant fish & chips

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Spam and jalapeños

 

[loquere]

Poptarts & redbull

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Trail mix and coors light

 

[loquere]

Pabst Blue Ribbon