If You Passed the Litster Above You in the Store, what would they have in their cart?

[SirConradPeckereye]

We goin on a date? Where’s the wine?

Wine.
Wine. And more wine.

We already had plenty from one of your previous trips...

Well if it's a date we better add....

Blanket.
Popcorn.
Candles.

 

[Lmizzler]

We already had plenty from one of your previous trips...

Well if it's a date we better add....

Blanket.
Popcorn.
Candles.

Condoms

 

[PandemicReader8]

A six pack of Schubig (a really big sausage...), an industrial drum of vasoline, and a bite stick

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

1. New Oxford Dictionary
2. Bookmark
3. Reading glasses

 

[lilmissdarling]

Hoodie
Wine
Firewood

 

[Trubbycat]

A nice dollop of honey.

 

[barefootgirl69]

A 10-pack of hankies, a tube of lube, and pretzels.

 

[J-Rod]

A spatula, oil, and bubble wrap

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

1. Hair wax kit
2. Some underwear
3. Laundry detergent

 

[RipleNStllWtr]

1. Hair wax kit
2. Some underwear
3. Laundry detergent

A saddle, horse whip and a bag of dog food

 

[Lily13]

Cheddar cheese slices
Pepperoncini
Crackers
Ginsu knives

 

[lanceGibs]

Cheddar cheese slices
Pepperoncini
Crackers
Ginsu knives

High strength clasps for her ra
High strength elastics for her bra

All from the best companies, fighting a loosing battle

 

[PandemicReader8]

Step stool.
Bottle of persimmon juice
Safety belt

 

[AlexBailey]

A package of Fig Newmans.
A pound of whole bean coffee.
Half and half.
A three-pack of reading glasses.

 

[OnaTangent]

Fishnet stockings

 

[AlexBailey]

Fishnet stockings

Flowers, fresh berries, margarita mix, directions to my house…

 

[snexxer]

Flowers, fresh berries, margarita mix, directions to my house…

Corset, breastforms, stockings, silk hipsters and lipstick.

 

[Lily13]

Corset, breastforms, stockings, silk hipsters and lipstick.

Mac n cheese
A hammer
Sambuca

 

[lanceGibs]

Mac n cheese
A hammer
Sambuca

Smiles
Greetings
Halos

 

[barefootgirl69]

Rope
Duct tape
Box cutters

 

[hairball18]

Shoes
Cake mix

 

[Girly_girl]

Cat food
Lasagna
Kitty litter

 

[Jonjonjohnson]

Cat food
Lasagna
Kitty litter

some duct tape
swiss army knife
a box of pens
some laundry detergent
and a copy of the book McGyvers tips for disposing of a body

 

[SadieAnne]

Hair gel and downy wrinkle release.

 

[curious_slut]

A 10 pack of birthday cards.
Graham crackers.
A retro inspired lamp.