If You Passed the Litster Above You in the Store, what would they have in their cart?

[MidwestPrincess23]

Toilet paper, a box of matches, scented candles, and a wine bottle stopper

Not wrong!

TV dinner, beer, conditioner and a crossword puzzle book

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Not wrong!

TV dinner, beer, conditioner and a crossword puzzle book

Cookbook, hungry man dinner, bottle of wine, seltzer, various fruit (to make mimosas)

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Silly string
Balloons
Party hats

 

[luckylegsat60]

A new halo
Batteries
Men's Health magazine

 

[AbsintheFather]

Pantyhose, lipstick and a bottle of wine

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

A bottle of wine, all the ingredients for tacos and laundry detergent

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Map of Scotland
Pillow for airplane
Tartan plaid blanket

 

[AbsintheFather]

Map of Scotland
Pillow for airplane
Tartan plaid blanket

How did Megan know I was looking for the taco thread?

A dozen ears of corn

a bundle of firewood, and

Fixin's for s'mores

 

[Stillstiff]

A large steak

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

A large steak

Rope, a level, a 6 pack of beer and gum

 

[Great_Scot]

Rope, a level, a 6 pack of beer and gum

Beers, red wine, snacks, lube

 

[Biggalute]

Beers, red wine, snacks, lube

A bottle of Tizer and some flat sausage to make his pieces.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

A bottle of Tizer and some flat sausage to make his pieces.

Icy Hot, a razor, 2 cans of chicken noodle soup and a milk chocolate bar

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Cookies
Bed linens
Chapstick

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Sparkly earrings, a case of Busch Light and a pre-made salad

 

[Kittycity]

5 packs of condoms, 4 litres of lube, 3 new bedsheets, 2 sets of handcuffs and a tin of shortbread for when @Great_Scot comes to visit

 

[JackKingOff]

Wood posts, fence planks. Pneumatic nailer. Nails, air compressor, wood stain, for building that privacy fence. She like no tan lines

 

[Wriggle]

Johnnies.
Lots
Of
Johnnies.
Like more than you could possibly use in a lifetime.


Unless he's making a boat.

 

[Kittycity]

Wood posts, fence planks. Pneumatic nailer. Nails, air compressor, wood stain, for building that privacy fence. She like no tan lines

Then has the cheek to get naked on Lit

 

[JackKingOff]

Then has the cheek to get naked on Lit

How have I missed this!?! Deep dives for past images!

Johnnies.
Lots
Of
Johnnies.
Like more than you could possibly use in a lifetime.


Unless he's making a boat.

A life vest… doesn’t trust my boat…

 

[Kittycity]

How have I missed this!?! Deep dives for past images!

Haha don't dive too deep as they were mostly Dropbox links.

However, I did update one just there due to a special request

 

[Taegul]

Haha don't dive too deep as they were mostly Dropbox links.

However, I did update on just there due to a special request

Thundercats Underoos, a couple of fluffy pillows, and a laser pointer.

 

[TongueLust]

Toothpaste.
Pepto-Bismol.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Probably twizzlers.

 

[Great_Scot]

Things to FUCK FUCK FUCK things with? Baseball bat?