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From pleaz_me ...
The four stages of life. This about sums it up.
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The four stages of life. This about sums it up.
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ROFLMAO
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October 24, 2006
Last fall, after a stressful workday followed by a two-hour freeway commute, I looked forward to relaxing and watching the next game of the World Series. I was also eager to see what progress the contractor had made in replacing our old wood roof. When I got home, I nearly went into shock. My yard was covered with beer cans and shingles, and mounds of wood blocked the front door. Furious, I called the roofer on my car phone and yelled at him about my miserable workday, the traffic, the beer cans and the game I was missing. Unruffled, he calmly announced, "There is no game tonight."
"That figures, considering how my day has gone," I barked.
"Was it rained out?"
"Not exactly," he replied. "When I was trimming the overhang today, I accidentally cut your television cable."
- submitted to Reader's Digest by Don Culver
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October 24, 2006
Last fall, after a stressful workday followed by a two-hour freeway commute, I looked forward to relaxing and watching the next game of the World Series. I was also eager to see what progress the contractor had made in replacing our old wood roof. When I got home, I nearly went into shock. My yard was covered with beer cans and shingles, and mounds of wood blocked the front door. Furious, I called the roofer on my car phone and yelled at him about my miserable workday, the traffic, the beer cans and the game I was missing. Unruffled, he calmly announced, "There is no game tonight."
"That figures, considering how my day has gone," I barked.
"Was it rained out?"
"Not exactly," he replied. "When I was trimming the overhang today, I accidentally cut your television cable."
- submitted to Reader's Digest by Don Culver
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From limiwa ...
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
________________________________
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet,I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
________________________________
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.
________________________________
MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes."
He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?"
________________________________
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits! a huge bag of cottonballs and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"
He answers, "You see, it's like this,yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rollingpapers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she. (I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)
________________________________
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
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WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
________________________________
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
________________________________
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.
The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testamentand showed him at
the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"
________________________________
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM."He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AMand he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go andsee why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper bythe bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
________________________________
God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough
draft before the masterpiece.
________________________________
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
________________________________
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet,I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
________________________________
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.
________________________________
MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes."
He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?"
________________________________
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits! a huge bag of cottonballs and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"
He answers, "You see, it's like this,yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rollingpapers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she. (I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)
________________________________
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
________________________________
WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
________________________________
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
________________________________
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.
The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testamentand showed him at
the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"
________________________________
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM."He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AMand he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go andsee why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper bythe bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
________________________________
God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough
draft before the masterpiece.
________________________________
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Fish'in Trip
One day, while fishing under the I-10 bridge in The
Atchafalaya Basin, Boudreaux made a confession.
"We all been friends for tirty year and been tru a lot.
I never told ya'll dis befo 'cause I don't wanna ruin
our friendship, but I'm gay."
Fontenot looked over at Thibodeaux and say, "We kinda
figured dat out a while back, but wadn't gonna say
nuttin' 'cause we didn't wanna embarrass you."
Boudreaux thanked them for their understanding and
continued, "Da reason I'm tollin' ya'll dis is 'cause
I got AIDS and I got six munt to liv. Ya'll da only
family I got lef and I want ya'll to promise me dat
yall wont let dem bary me. I'm scared of dem caskets
and I wanna be cremate. Den, I want ya'll to trow my
ashes from dat bridge up dair into dis swamp where
we've spent so much time together."
Fontenot and Thibodeaux wiped back a few tears, then
agreed to do what their friend as asked.
Sho' nough, six munts later Beoudreaux died, and they
were standing on the bridge with the ashes.
Fontenot was about to throw them out when Thibodeaux
stopped him: "Wait, you gotta say sumtin," he say.
"I donno what to say. I never was much about goin' to
church" Fontenot admitted.
Thibodeaux, he scratch his head, "Just say somtin'....
anyting, Make it rhyme."
Fontenot, he tought about it a while and started trowin'
dem ashes out over da swamp and say, "Ashes to ashes,
Dus to dus, if you liked women, You'd be here wit us."
One day, while fishing under the I-10 bridge in The
Atchafalaya Basin, Boudreaux made a confession.
"We all been friends for tirty year and been tru a lot.
I never told ya'll dis befo 'cause I don't wanna ruin
our friendship, but I'm gay."
Fontenot looked over at Thibodeaux and say, "We kinda
figured dat out a while back, but wadn't gonna say
nuttin' 'cause we didn't wanna embarrass you."
Boudreaux thanked them for their understanding and
continued, "Da reason I'm tollin' ya'll dis is 'cause
I got AIDS and I got six munt to liv. Ya'll da only
family I got lef and I want ya'll to promise me dat
yall wont let dem bary me. I'm scared of dem caskets
and I wanna be cremate. Den, I want ya'll to trow my
ashes from dat bridge up dair into dis swamp where
we've spent so much time together."
Fontenot and Thibodeaux wiped back a few tears, then
agreed to do what their friend as asked.
Sho' nough, six munts later Beoudreaux died, and they
were standing on the bridge with the ashes.
Fontenot was about to throw them out when Thibodeaux
stopped him: "Wait, you gotta say sumtin," he say.
"I donno what to say. I never was much about goin' to
church" Fontenot admitted.
Thibodeaux, he scratch his head, "Just say somtin'....
anyting, Make it rhyme."
Fontenot, he tought about it a while and started trowin'
dem ashes out over da swamp and say, "Ashes to ashes,
Dus to dus, if you liked women, You'd be here wit us."
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From limiwa ...
OHHH NOOO!!
There are witches in my mailbox.
What am I to do?
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I found them there this morning,
Doing things they shouldn't do!!
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How the witches got there,
I haven't got a clue.
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But they won't be there much longer
Because I'm sending them to
YOU!!!!!!
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You've been Witch Kissed!
Before the warts begin to spread,
Pass the kisses on instead!
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i306/eraney01/F-J/Halloween05.jpg
OHHH NOOO!!
There are witches in my mailbox.
What am I to do?
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i306/eraney01/F-J/Halloween01.gif
I found them there this morning,
Doing things they shouldn't do!!
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i306/eraney01/F-J/Halloween02.gif
How the witches got there,
I haven't got a clue.
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i306/eraney01/F-J/Halloween03.gif
But they won't be there much longer
Because I'm sending them to
YOU!!!!!!
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i306/eraney01/F-J/Halloween04.gif
You've been Witch Kissed!
Before the warts begin to spread,
Pass the kisses on instead!
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i306/eraney01/F-J/Halloween05.jpg
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techsan said:
ROFLMAO
leevining
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YOU GUYS ARE SO CREATIVE.....................HERE'S ONE
Senior Exercise
================
A friend just shared this suggested exercise for seniors to
build muscle strength in the arms and shoulders.
It's so easy, I thought I'd pass it on.
The article suggested doing it three times a week.
Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have
plenty of room at each side. With a 5-pound potato sack in each
hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold
them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, then
relax.
Each day, you'll find that you can hold this position for just a
bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-pound potato
sacks. Then use 50-pound potato sacks, and eventually try to
get to where you can lift a 100-pound potato sack in each hand
and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute.
After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each of
the sacks.
Senior Exercise
================
A friend just shared this suggested exercise for seniors to
build muscle strength in the arms and shoulders.
It's so easy, I thought I'd pass it on.
The article suggested doing it three times a week.
Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have
plenty of room at each side. With a 5-pound potato sack in each
hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold
them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, then
relax.
Each day, you'll find that you can hold this position for just a
bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-pound potato
sacks. Then use 50-pound potato sacks, and eventually try to
get to where you can lift a 100-pound potato sack in each hand
and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute.
After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each of
the sacks.
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The gladiator was having a rough day in the arena. His opponent had sliced off both of his arms. Nevertheless, he kept on fighting, kicking and biting as furiously as he could. But when his opponent lopped off both feet, our gladiator had no choice but to give up, for now he was both unarmed and defeated.
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October 25, 2006
Last fall, I gave my beginning-French class a test, which I expected to take up the full period. To my surprise, one student finished in only 20 minutes. When I asked him if the test was too easy, he shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Piece of quiche."
- submitted to Reader's Digest by David P. VanSoest
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October 25, 2006
Last fall, I gave my beginning-French class a test, which I expected to take up the full period. To my surprise, one student finished in only 20 minutes. When I asked him if the test was too easy, he shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Piece of quiche."
- submitted to Reader's Digest by David P. VanSoest
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Best Friends
After dinner and a movie, Carl drove his date to a quiet country road
and made his move. When Mary responded enthusiastically to his
kissing, he tried sliding his hand up her blouse. Suddenly, she
jerked away, got out of the car is a hurry, and ran home. Later that
night, she wrote in her diary, "A girl's best friends are her own two
legs." On their next date, Carl returned to the country road. As
they were kissing passionately, Carl slid his hand up Mary's skirt.
Once again, she pulled away, got out of the car, and hurried home.
Later that night, she wrote in her diary, "I repeat, a girl's best
friends are her own two legs." On the third date, the pair returned
to the country road. This time, Mary didn't get home until very late.
That night, she wrote in her diary, "There comes a time when even
the best of friends must part."
After dinner and a movie, Carl drove his date to a quiet country road
and made his move. When Mary responded enthusiastically to his
kissing, he tried sliding his hand up her blouse. Suddenly, she
jerked away, got out of the car is a hurry, and ran home. Later that
night, she wrote in her diary, "A girl's best friends are her own two
legs." On their next date, Carl returned to the country road. As
they were kissing passionately, Carl slid his hand up Mary's skirt.
Once again, she pulled away, got out of the car, and hurried home.
Later that night, she wrote in her diary, "I repeat, a girl's best
friends are her own two legs." On the third date, the pair returned
to the country road. This time, Mary didn't get home until very late.
That night, she wrote in her diary, "There comes a time when even
the best of friends must part."
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The DARWIN AWARDS are given each year to the individual (or remains thereof) who through single-minded self-sacrifice, has done the most to remove undesirable elements from the human gene pool. Here are some current candidates:
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[AP, Mammoth Lakes, CA]
Authorities said a San Anselmo man died yesterday when he hit a lift tower at the Mammoth Mountain ski area while riding down a slope on a foam pad.
Mono County Sheriff's Department said the accident occurred about 3 a.m., and Matthew David Hubal, 22 ,was pronounced dead shortly afterwards at Centinela Mammoth Hospital.
Lieutenant Mike Donnelly of the Mammoth Lakes Police Department said Hubal and his friends apparently had hiked up a ski run called Stump Alley and undid some yellow foam protectors from the lift towers. The pads are used to protect skiers who might accidentally hit the towers. The group apparently used the pads to slide down the ski slope and Hubal crashed into a tower.
It has since been determined that the tower he hit was one with its pads removed.
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[AP, St. Louis, MO]
Robert Puelo, 32, was apparently being disorderly in a St. Louis market.
When the clerk threatened to call police, Puelo grabbed a hot dog, shoved it in his mouth, and walked out without paying for it.
Police found him unconscious in front of the store: paramedics removed the six-inch wiener from his throat, where it had choked him to death.
============================================================================
[UPI, Spain]
Poacher Marino Malerba, shot a stag standing above him on an overhanging rock-and was killed instantly when it fell on him.
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*** Man Loses Face At Party ***
[Associated Press, Kincaid, W. VA]
A man at a party popped a blasting cap into his mouth and bit down, triggering an explosion that blew off his lips, teeth and tongue, state police said Wednesday.
Jerry Stromyer, 24, of Kincaid, bit the blasting cap as a prank during a party late Tuesday night, said Cpl. M.D. Payne. "Another man had it in an aquarium, hooked to a battery, and was trying to explode it," Payne said. "It wouldn't go off and this guy said, "I'll show you how to set it off."
"He put it in his mouth and bit down. It blew all his teeth off, his tongue and his lips," Payne said.
Stromyer was listed in guarded condition Wednesday with extensive facial injuries, according to a spokesman at Charleston Area Medical Division. "I just can't imagine anyone doing something like that," Payne said.
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[UPI, Portland, OR]
Doctors at Portland's University Hospital said Wednesday an Oregon man shot through the skull by a hunting arrow is lucky to be alive, and will soon be released from the hospital.
Tony Roberts, 25, lost his right eye last weekend during his initiation into the men's rafting club " Mountain Men Anonymous" of Grants Pass, Ore.
Using a bow and arrow, a club member tried to shoot a beer can off Robert's head, but instead, the arrow entered his right eye. Doctors said had the arrow gone 1 millimeter to the left, a major blood vessel would have been severed, and Roberts would have died instantly.
Neurosurgeon Dr. Johnny Delashaw at the University Hospital in Portland said the arrow went through 8 to 10 inches of brain, with the tip protruding at the rear of his skull, yet it somehow managed to miss all major blood vessels. Delashaw also said had Robert tried to pull the arrow out on his own he surely would have killed himself.
Roberts admitted afterwards he and his friends had been drinking that afternoon. Said Roberts, "I feel so dumb about this."
No charges have been filed but the Josephine County district attorney's office said the initiation stunt is under investigation.
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[AP, Mammoth Lakes, CA]
Authorities said a San Anselmo man died yesterday when he hit a lift tower at the Mammoth Mountain ski area while riding down a slope on a foam pad.
Mono County Sheriff's Department said the accident occurred about 3 a.m., and Matthew David Hubal, 22 ,was pronounced dead shortly afterwards at Centinela Mammoth Hospital.
Lieutenant Mike Donnelly of the Mammoth Lakes Police Department said Hubal and his friends apparently had hiked up a ski run called Stump Alley and undid some yellow foam protectors from the lift towers. The pads are used to protect skiers who might accidentally hit the towers. The group apparently used the pads to slide down the ski slope and Hubal crashed into a tower.
It has since been determined that the tower he hit was one with its pads removed.
===========================================================================
[AP, St. Louis, MO]
Robert Puelo, 32, was apparently being disorderly in a St. Louis market.
When the clerk threatened to call police, Puelo grabbed a hot dog, shoved it in his mouth, and walked out without paying for it.
Police found him unconscious in front of the store: paramedics removed the six-inch wiener from his throat, where it had choked him to death.
============================================================================
[UPI, Spain]
Poacher Marino Malerba, shot a stag standing above him on an overhanging rock-and was killed instantly when it fell on him.
============================================================================
*** Man Loses Face At Party ***
[Associated Press, Kincaid, W. VA]
A man at a party popped a blasting cap into his mouth and bit down, triggering an explosion that blew off his lips, teeth and tongue, state police said Wednesday.
Jerry Stromyer, 24, of Kincaid, bit the blasting cap as a prank during a party late Tuesday night, said Cpl. M.D. Payne. "Another man had it in an aquarium, hooked to a battery, and was trying to explode it," Payne said. "It wouldn't go off and this guy said, "I'll show you how to set it off."
"He put it in his mouth and bit down. It blew all his teeth off, his tongue and his lips," Payne said.
Stromyer was listed in guarded condition Wednesday with extensive facial injuries, according to a spokesman at Charleston Area Medical Division. "I just can't imagine anyone doing something like that," Payne said.
============================================================================
[UPI, Portland, OR]
Doctors at Portland's University Hospital said Wednesday an Oregon man shot through the skull by a hunting arrow is lucky to be alive, and will soon be released from the hospital.
Tony Roberts, 25, lost his right eye last weekend during his initiation into the men's rafting club " Mountain Men Anonymous" of Grants Pass, Ore.
Using a bow and arrow, a club member tried to shoot a beer can off Robert's head, but instead, the arrow entered his right eye. Doctors said had the arrow gone 1 millimeter to the left, a major blood vessel would have been severed, and Roberts would have died instantly.
Neurosurgeon Dr. Johnny Delashaw at the University Hospital in Portland said the arrow went through 8 to 10 inches of brain, with the tip protruding at the rear of his skull, yet it somehow managed to miss all major blood vessels. Delashaw also said had Robert tried to pull the arrow out on his own he surely would have killed himself.
Roberts admitted afterwards he and his friends had been drinking that afternoon. Said Roberts, "I feel so dumb about this."
No charges have been filed but the Josephine County district attorney's office said the initiation stunt is under investigation.
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You Might Be A "High-Tech" Redneck ...
If your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com"
If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page"
If the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a
laptop"
If your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and
Wesson"
If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a
cellular phone.
If your baseball cap read "DEC" instead of "CAT"
If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined
If your wife said "either she or the computer had to go", and you
still don't miss her
If you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on
If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy"
If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck,
tractor, or farm animal
If you start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy y'all"
If your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com"
If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page"
If the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a
laptop"
If your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and
Wesson"
If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a
cellular phone.
If your baseball cap read "DEC" instead of "CAT"
If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined
If your wife said "either she or the computer had to go", and you
still don't miss her
If you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on
If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy"
If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck,
tractor, or farm animal
If you start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy y'all"
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