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DUI? Tiger is that you?
My friend went on a date with a guy who had to blow into an ignition lock thing to start his car due to DUIs. She said it really killed the mood. ha.
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DUI? Tiger is that you?
Why don't you have a license?![]()
My friend went on a date with a guy who had to blow into an ignition lock thing to start his car due to DUIs. She said it really killed the mood. ha.
I just never learned how to drive. We only had 1 car growing up and my dad always drove. I tried to learn but our truck is a stick shift. I could never figure it out.
I just never learned how to drive. We only had 1 car growing up and my dad always drove. I tried to learn but our truck is a stick shift. I could never figure it out.
Would you like to learn? I think that would make the difference to me. Unless it was due to medical reasons (epilepsy or something like that), I think I'd want the guy to at least be open to learning and I'm a great teacher...so win/win.
So you just sit in the car for lit selfies?
Pretty much. When I am working is when i always feel my best. Since I work out of my car...
Sure if you will be patient with me then i would love to learn how to drive.
LOL.
I could never date someone who didn't have their license. I am too lazy to always be the go getter.
Is that where the missus makes you go to masturbate when watching midget porn? I get it. I make my hubby do the same. We do THAT outside!
How did you know?
*I was feeling terribly sorry for you that your dad didn't teach you how to drive!!*
LOL. I could have just said I was lazy and my mom always drives me everywhere. I have a feeling your answer would change then.
haha yes but I would have really stressed on how to answer you nicely.
deal breaker - people with no empathy.
I would have enjoyed the conversation as much as possible, ordered an extra beer or two, gotten 2 desserts instead of a dessert for two, and said goodnight without the intention of ever taking them out on a second date again.
Ok so #4 was a pretty easy answer for everyone. Let's try this one.
#5 They are your age and they have never had a driver license because they never learned how to drive.
I have a transporter built into my house, it's got a direct line to the cheesiest part of the moon. Want to come over and explore with me?
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#1. You are on your first date. You are getting to know each other and your date confesses that they have a tattoo of their ex's first name on their chest.
#2. You are on your third date and you really like the person so far. Then In the middle of conversation they tell you that they truly believe the earth is flat. No matter how you try to discuss it with them, they believe the earth is flat and you can't change their mind.
#3. You're waiting for your date outside of a restaurant. It's a first date. You see them pull up and get out of their car. They walk over to a fountain, take some change out of it and feed their parking meter with them.
#4. You're on your first date and they tell you that they do not own a cell phone.
IhateClowns said:#5 They are your age and they have never had a driver license because they never learned how to drive.
#6. You're on your 3rd date and things are going great. When they show up, you see they got a hair cut. It is much shorter and a bit unevenly done. You can't help but stare and finally say something about noticing they got a haircut. They say yeah I cut my hair last night. You ask where and they say they cut their own hair. When you ask why they say it's because hair cuts are too expensive and they save money by cutting it themselves. You offer to pay for the next one but they refuse. You really like this person, but their hair looks ridiculous.

#6. You're on your 3rd date and things are going great. When they show up, you see they got a hair cut. It is much shorter and a bit unevenly done. You can't help but stare and finally say something about noticing they got a haircut. They say yeah I cut my hair last night. You ask where and they say they cut their own hair. When you ask why they say it's because hair cuts are too expensive and they save money by cutting it themselves. You offer to pay for the next one but they refuse. You really like this person, but their hair looks ridiculous.
True story...started dating a guy.He was very nice. Everything was good...except...this absolutely ridiculous pair of shoes he wore. They were a strange pink color and looked too big, like his feet were flopping around in them. First date...I didn't mention them. Second date...concern grew because he again wore the shoes. Third date...finally just blurted out "what is up with the shoes, man?!"
He said that some shoe place was going out of business and he got them for $5! BTW...this guy was not broke. He loved these shoes. I finally said..."I hate the shoes." He said that told him that I was not an open person and far too materialistic. That was that. I still wonder if those shoes were some kind of test. I mean, no one could actually want to wear those shoes.
So...If the haircut really bothered me, I'd just say..."let me get you a haircut because the one you have is drying up my vagina."...but hopefully in a nicer way.