Let's talk about sex baby...

[tolyk]

I can only speak for myself. To me? Someone who's good in bed is someone who's attentive, creative, comfortable, fun, observant, reciprocal, and responsive.

...Being really effing big and strong never hurts.

Sums it up, aside from the big and strong part at least.

 

[Trekka]

Sums it up, aside from the big and strong part at least.

Tol, you don't enjoy being tossed over a lover's shoulder, caveman style, and carried off into bed???

 

[faithlessmaiden]

Apologies for the catch up game.

#8. Have you or someone else ever recorded you performing a sexual act?

Not with my consent and I'm 99% certain no one has regardless.

#9. How has the Internet and porn shaped your sexual behavior?

Because of the internet, I want to try (almost) everything I see and buy every toy I see used.

#10. What's the largest age disparity of someone you have had sex with?

31 years

#11. Have you ever done anything sexual with someone that is of the same sex as you?

I have not, but I'd like to.

#13. What is one of your most memorable sexual experiences?

Hotel sex. I was pressed up against the window while he fucked me from behind. We were on the 37th floor, so no one could see us. I still liked the idea that maybe someone could.

Fill in the blanks.


#14. I can be nasty, but I refuse to ___________________ or _____________________ during sex!

Do scat play or let him fuck me with socks on

Most of us have asked our friends at some point,"Is he/she good in bed?" Or some variation of that question. On that assumption:

#15. What makes someone "good in bed"?

Confidence. Someone who knows when to be dirty and when to be tender. Dominance. Someone who isn't afraid to ask questions about what makes their partner tick and listen to the answers.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Tol, you don't enjoy being tossed over a lover's shoulder, caveman style, and carried off into bed???

when I find a man who can toss me anywhere, we're gonna start training for the truck pull...

 

[Trekka]

when I find a man who can toss me anywhere, we're gonna start training for the truck pull...

Hey, they're out there! I'm no waif.

What about the clubbing-her-over-the-head-and-dragging-her-off-by-her-hair maneuver? I'm a fan, myself.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Hey, they're out there! I'm no waif.

What about the clubbing-her-over-the-head-and-dragging-her-off-by-her-hair maneuver? I'm a fan, myself.

as long as the floor is slippy-slidey...I don't want to get dragged against the grain of anything

 

[Trekka]

as long as the floor is slippy-slidey...I don't want to get dragged against the grain of anything

Good point. I recommend the giant pump-bottle of lube.

 

[Little_Sister]

http://i.imgur.com/FXfZA3n.jpg

 

[Trekka]

http://i.imgur.com/FXfZA3n.jpg

Caring Dads Always Lube: Best. Slogan. Ever.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

I conceded that point in my post... my question is how does that make someone good in bed? Or make them a good lover?

Not necessarily good for you, but good.

Does that make better sense of what I'm asking?

Lol ah okay, I gotcha. That's a good question actually.

I think maybe people that pay more attention and are more generous are easier to have that sexual chemistry with.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Good point. I recommend the giant pump-bottle of lube.

Yeah, like something you'd get at Sam's Club.

 

[awired50]

Yeah, like something you'd get at Sam's Club.

Coconut oil is the best and Cheap !

 

[suckonsimon]

Coconut oil is the best and Cheap !

To take this back onto the track of the question:

The woman who gets well wet with that totally unbeatable love honey a gal makes, is the woman who's a long way to being "good in bed"

The guy who knows how to get his woman flowing before he even touches her ... is the guy who is likely "good in bed"

 

[awired50]

To take this back onto the track of the question:

The woman who gets well wet with that totally unbeatable love honey a gal makes, is the woman who's a long way to being "good in bed"

The guy who knows how to get his woman flowing before he even touches her ... is the guy who is likely "good in bed"

True. Kinda depends what you are lubing

 

[suckonsimon]

True. Kinda depends what you are lubing

Mmm ... coconut oil ... cleavage ...

 

[DarkSimian]

True. Kinda depends what you are lubing

apparently WD-40 is NOT recommended

 

[awired50]

Mmm ... coconut oil ... cleavage ...

apparently WD-40 is NOT recommended

Amoung other things...

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

reminds me of a patient long ago, when I worked in Healthcare.. She came into the clinic complaining of severe burning and itching.
Come to find out, this poor woman thought she had a yeast infection or something, and took it upon herself to use LYSOL on her nether region because it clearly stated on the can "kills fungus and bacteria."

I'm sure it also states somewhere on that can not to spray it into your genitals, but if it does not, it should.

She had chemical burns, etc, AND still needed a prescription for whatever she was trying to get rid of.


PSA: read your labels

 

[DarkSimian]

reminds me of a patient long ago, when I worked in Healthcare.. She came into the clinic complaining of severe burning and itching.
Come to find out, this poor woman thought she had a yeast infection or something, and took it upon herself to use LYSOL on her nether region because it clearly stated on the can "kills fungus and bacteria."

I'm sure it also states somewhere on that can not to spray it into your genitals, but if it does not, it should.

She had chemical burns, etc, AND still needed a prescription for whatever she was trying to get rid of.


PSA: read your labels

remind me to tell you the WD-40 story someday....

 

[suckonsimon]

^^^
Oooo Yikes!

 

[DarkSimian]

ok....this has nothing to do with this thread, but it is a funny story;

about 5 yrs ago, the woman who would become my wife and I were working o/n at Wal-Mart. I was in the hardware dept., she was working in health and beauty, which is next to the pharmacy. A couple, a man and his wheelchair-bound wife, were shopping, and apparently her chair was squeaking. So the man asked L (my future spouse) where the WD-40 was located. L had never heard of this product, as so asked him what it was used for. He said it was a lubricant. So L took him to the pharmacy, to the condom aisle. Well, it wasn't there. So L brings him to me, and I show him where the WD-40 is. L then begins to tell me the story, and when she got to the "lubricant" part, I had to stop her......I knew where it was going.

To this day, we still joke about it

 

[suckonsimon]

You remind me, DS, of another supermarket story:

My wife and I are in the cafe of a Tesco store where a staff member was the guy who was responsible for our daughter's unplanned pregnancy. We see him stacking shelves not far from our table, he sees us and gives a little wave. My wife says to me, "What do we say to him if he comes over?" I say, "I'll ask him if he knows where the condoms are." We totally fall about, nearly off our chairs. Then he's stood there! And he says, "Hey, what's the joke?"

Well. I'm smiling most of all because this young lad has ended up being a fine dad to our now teenage grandson.

 

[kismet999]

You remind me, DS, of another supermarket story:

My wife and I are in the cafe of a Tesco store where a staff member was the guy who was responsible for our daughter's unplanned pregnancy. We see him stacking shelves not far from our table, he sees us and gives a little wave. My wife says to me, "What do we say to him if he comes over?" I say, "I'll ask him if he knows where the condoms are." We totally fall about, nearly off our chairs. Then he's stood there! And he says, "Hey, what's the joke?"

Well. I'm smiling most of all because this young lad has ended up being a fine dad to our now teenage grandson.

A happy ending, the best thing life has to offer.

 

[DarkSimian]

well, I'm glad it all worked out for the best, then, simon

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Haha those are great stories, Simon and DS.