Let's talk about sex baby...

[suckonsimon]

So like the bit where you both still have your clothes on, maybe you're even in public, but you're sort of rude with each other (as in filthy, not as in impolite ) and you both know you're definitely going to fuck sooner or later...?

Isn't that just "normal", rather than "sexual romance"?

 

[suckonsimon]

Happy Birthday Simon. Now I have a Beatles Earworm going on.

When I'm 64

Cheers mate!

That's a change from my usual Paul Simon earworm

 

[AbsintheFather]

#78. Would you rather increase your level of sexual romance or sexual experimentation?

Not getting bogged down with semantics of 'sexual' romance. I'd be happier with a steady diet of romance and the loving sex that follows from that. Experimentation is great, but at this point I know they types of things like and have tried pretty much all I want to try. Besides, true romance includes soft nylon rope, blindfolds and hot wax, doesn't it?

 

[BlackCashmere]

Not getting bogged down with semantics of 'sexual' romance. I'd be happier with a steady diet of romance and the loving sex that follows from that. Experimentation is great, but at this point I know they types of things like and have tried pretty much all I want to try. Besides, true romance includes soft nylon rope, blindfolds and hot wax, doesn't it?

Hot wax...damn...

 

[ViciousTease]

Not getting bogged down with semantics of 'sexual' romance. I'd be happier with a steady diet of romance and the loving sex that follows from that. Experimentation is great, but at this point I know they types of things like and have tried pretty much all I want to try. Besides, true romance includes soft nylon rope, blindfolds and hot wax, doesn't it?

Goodness. Oh my goodness.

I don't even care how it's defined anymore. I'll take some of everything, please. Like a buffet. And don't forget the honey butter.

Wait, that's for an actual buffet. Skip the honey butter.

What the heck am I saying? Bring the damn butter, too.

 

[AbsintheFather]

. . . . .

 

[cowslinger64]

#78. Would you rather increase your level of sexual romance or sexual experimentation?

I'm very fortunate to not have to choose..

We enjoy both and a lot of it. Woot!

 

[Lunation]

Hmmm. I am going with sexual romance. Partly because I'm somewhat *cough* a lot *cough* on the conservative side when it comes to sexual experimentation. (I am sure that surprises no one at this point. )

I would like my moderate surprise noted at this juncture.

Me too. I thought I knew what it meant, but now I am not so sure.





No. Really.

Having sex without throat fucking isn't *that* surprising, is it?

Well, if you need the throat fucking for romance I won't judge.

 

[numeniusa]

I hesitate to ask, after the contagious confusion caused by my first question...

What's 'honey butter'?

 

[suckonsimon]

I hesitate to ask, after the contagious confusion caused by my first question...

What's 'honey butter'?

I'm a beekeeper and I have no idea!

 

[Trekka]

. . . . .

I want whatever ^this^ might be.

In fact make it a double.

 

[Endless_Night]

I hesitate to ask, after the contagious confusion caused by my first question...

What's 'honey butter'?

Whipped butter, with...honey.

Occasionally salt or cinnamon or some such addition. Commonly served with cornbread or biscuits. It's NOM. And...might be primarily a southern thing. I'm not entirely sure.

I would like my moderate surprise noted at this juncture.



Having sex without throat fucking isn't *that* surprising, is it?

Well, if you need the throat fucking for romance I won't judge.

OMG.

You are so....

STOP THAT

 

[aussiegeekygal]

#78. Would you rather increase your level of sexual romance or sexual experimentation?

Experimentation, hands down.
Romance is cute and all, but Aussie has some boundaries that need pushing.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Experimentation, hands down.
Romance is cute and all, but Aussie has some boundaries that need pushing.

*imagines lab coats and scientific language interspersed with moans*

I would like both. Why not a white picket fence and a dungeon in the basement?

 

[Endless_Night]

*imagines lab coats and scientific language interspersed with moans*

I would like both. Why not a white picket fence and a dungeon in the basement?

Ooooooooooooh!

So. On. Board.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

*imagines lab coats and scientific language interspersed with moans*

I would like both. Why not a white picket fence and a dungeon in the basement?

Now you're talking!
And small pox, right?

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Now you're talking!
And small pox, right?

*opens mouth to speak, then closes it* You know...we should talk about this disease fetish of yours. I'm concerned.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

*opens mouth to speak, then closes it* You know...we should talk about this disease fetish of yours. I'm concerned.

There is a reason I ended up in medicine my friend

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

There is a reason I ended up in medicine my friend

::Scenes from the E.R.::

Aussie comes in all sexy in her white coat, smiling sweetly at John, who is hunched over and embarrassed. He grins wanly, the smile slipping almost immediately.

"Mr. Smith, I see you think you may have contracted a venereal disease? Lets take a look, shall we?"

John frowns, but stands and unhitches his britches, slipping them down, not meeting Dr. Aussie's eyes.

Dr. Aussie catches her breath. "Ohh myyy...is...is that a case of herpes we have?"
Her breathing is rapid and shallow, her pupils visibly widening.

John is speechless at this reaction. "Um...uhh..."

Unable to help herself Aussie reaches down and uses the tip of her index finger to collect a drip of fluid from the glans of Johns penis. She brings it to her nose, taking a deep breath. "Mmnn...you even have discharge.."

::End Scene::

 

[aussiegeekygal]

^^^

Will you marry me?

 

[IhateClowns]

#79. How open are you about your sexuality in real life compared to what you share on Lit?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

#79. How open are you about your sexuality in real life compared to what you share on Lit?

Well, obviously somewhat less open in real life mostly because (1) most people in real life do not want to hear about my sex life, (2) my wife is way less open than me and would be horrified, (3) it's generally deemed inappropriate by society and I could get in a lot of trouble at work.

That said, I am well known among both my friends and colleagues as the guy most likely to (1) make an inappropriate comment/joke/double entendre, (2) laugh uproariously at such comments, especially those made inadvertently, (3) mention sex and sexuality at all.

So, while on Lit, I'm actually kind of vanilla. In real life, people think I'm oversexed.

 

[Endless_Night]

Well, obviously somewhat less open in real life mostly because (1) most people in real life do not want to hear about my sex life, (2) my wife is way less open than me and would be horrified, (3) it's generally deemed inappropriate by society and I could get in a lot of trouble at work. >

First, let me say I found this highly amusing. Hard to argue point (1).


I am much more open on Lit. My SO is aware of my particular proclivities, of course. And one girlfriend has a rather general idea, but otherwise...nope. Sex is just not something I discuss in a general way. Plus, public conversations including any type of innuendo with a vulgar edge makes me highly uncomfortable.

So...yeah. Much more open on Lit.

 

[newbiebabe]

#79. How open are you about your sexuality in real life compared to what you share on Lit?

Fairly open with those close to me... it is what it is. Same on Lit.

 

[ForestFlame]

#79. How open are you about your sexuality in real life compared to what you share on Lit?

Not 100% I'm a fairly private person in RL, but they know snippets, but not all my proclivities