Liar, Liar. Pants On Fire !!

[mrmgp]

Well. uh....good! I want to eat it all by myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wouldn't share it with you. Like the Cheez-It commercials: get your own box!

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

I wouldn't share it with you. Like the Cheez-It commercials: get your own box!

(LMAO*)

I don't like people to touch me, either. It's awful.

 

[mrmgp]

(LMAO*)

I don't like people to touch me, either. It's awful.

I would never consider touching you!

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

I would never consider touching you!

Never?
I'm glad to hear it!! I'd never even consider letting you TRY!

 

[mrmgp]

Never?
I'm glad to hear it!! I'd never even consider letting you TRY!

Well, good! Didn't want to anyway. But if I was going to touch you, I'd start out by seeing how erotic a kiss a woman with the handle Erotic-Kiss can give!

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

Well, good! Didn't want to anyway. But if I was going to touch you, I'd start out by seeing how erotic a kiss a woman with the handle Erotic-Kiss can give!

Well, it's a good thing you don't want to then.
I'm a terrible kisser. No sensuality at all.

 

[mrmgp]

Well, it's a good thing you don't want to then.
I'm a terrible kisser. No sensuality at all.

Yeah, same here. No passion at all. None. Couldn't muster it if I tried.

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

I'm frigid.
Oh.
And I hate people.

 

[mrmgp]

I'm frigid.

Yeah, me too. No passion at all. Cold as ice. Drop me in your soda if you need it chilled quickly.

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

I don't want to have sex.
I don't long for it.
I don't need it.
I am not even THINKING about it.

 

[mrmgp]

I don't want to have sex.
I don't long for it.
I don't need it.
I am not even THINKING about it.

Fuck sex and the horse it rode in on. Who needs it. Not me!

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

Fuck sex and the horse it rode in on. Who needs it. Not me!

Agreed.

I'm going to bed now (true) and I am NOT going to dream about sex, or think about sex........................... no no no! No sireee! Not me! Uh uh. No way.

Nytol

 

[mrmgp]

Agreed.

I'm going to bed now (true) and I am NOT going to dream about sex, or think about sex........................... no no no! No sireee! Not me! Uh uh. No way.

Nytol

I'm going to bed soon, too. And I'm not going to dream about you. Nope. Won't do it.

 

[astralkiss]

Professors do nothing for me.

 

[LustfulOne50]

Professors do nothing for me.

LOL Female College 3year Students do nothing for my either

 

[astralkiss]

I hate men that wear glasses and are professors and dress up nicely, and can give dissertations on linguistics.
Yup totally hate 'em.

 

[mark197205]

I hate being a professor of linguistics.

 

[JennyOmanHill]

Geez, my pants really are on fire!

 

[cymbline]

I had the best time at my sisters house this evening.

 

[JennyOmanHill]

I'm the greatest NY Yankee fan!

 

[doormouse]

I'm really glad he turned up unexpected

 

[doormouse]

I love it more that I can't face him again

 

[doormouse]

I love when I tell someone a secret fear of mine and they betray my trust.

 

[Azure Dreams]

I'm really happy tonight

 

[doormouse]

Waking on cold winter mornings is just the best, especially walking in bare feet on tiles.