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LMHYE thought, "Okay, yeah, maybe I should have been a porn actor."
Never.

LMHYE thought "oh damn, that totally could have been a threesome" way after the event, because the hints weren't strong enough and they didn't just fucking say it out loud?
 
Never.

LMHYE thought "oh damn, that totally could have been a threesome" way after the event, because the hints weren't strong enough and they didn't just fucking say it out loud?
I’ve never been that good at multi-tasking to think a threesome was a wise move.

LMHYE just thought someone was just very friendly rather than actually flirting …until they told you 20 years later?
 
Absolutely and not only once 😭😭😭

LMHYE thought someone was out of your league but later dated them?
Quite a few times!
It’s a mystery to me, for sure.

LMHYE been surprised at how popular a person turned out the be, when you kinda looked down on them a bit?
 
Quite a few times!
It’s a mystery to me, for sure.

LMHYE been surprised at how popular a person turned out the be,Be when you kinda looked down on them a bit?
No, I am usually a good judge of people.

LMHYE Begged for more and wish you hadn't.
 
Nope! When I want more, I want more 😈

LMHYE begged to stop and wished you hadn’t
Yes, and she stopped. I needed a second to pull myself together. I used my safe word and that was it!

LMHYE Not stopped when they begged you to stop but held them down and kept torturing them with pleasure.
 
Yes, and she stopped. I needed a second to pull myself together. I used my safe word and that was it!

LMHYE Not stopped when they begged you to stop but held them down and kept torturing them with pleasure.
Not for more than a few seconds. No means No. Stop means Stop.

LMHYE read your own name in a newspaper article?
 
No.
I've been nude in someone else's vehicle.. but no moral code was involved.

LMHYE discovered that something that used to turn you off, now, suddenly turns you ON!!?!
No.. at least not yet…

LMHYE acted on impulse but failed miserably?
 
LMHYE had a stranger see a toy you forgot to put away?
I think the closest I ever came to that was while showing a maintenance guy a problem with the ceiling in my bedroom. It wasn't blatantly in the open like a dildo sitting on an unmade bed. It was a simple plain ol' vibrator standing on end on the nightstand along with a lamp and clock and whatever else. I was hyper aware of it, but I am 99% sure that he never noticed it at all.

LMHYE jumped at the chance of an unexpected booty call.
 
I think the closest I ever came to that was while showing a maintenance guy a problem with the ceiling in my bedroom. It wasn't blatantly in the open like a dildo sitting on an unmade bed. It was a simple plain ol' vibrator standing on end on the nightstand along with a lamp and clock and whatever else. I was hyper aware of it, but I am 99% sure that he never noticed it at all.
Similar situation to me but he ABSOLUTELY noticed it and pretended not to 😅 A super christian conservative guy.
LMHYE jumped at the chance of an unexpected booty call.

Nope, never had the chance
LMHYE been chaperone to friends and kept them from being kidnapped?
 
Holey carp! No! I hope that isn't needed again 🫂

LMHYE never broken a bone
I wish I could say no, every day I wonder.
Similar situation to me but he ABSOLUTELY noticed it and pretended not to 😅 A super christian conservative guy.


Nope, never had the chance
LMHYE been chaperone to friends and kept them from being kidnapped?
Ummm, No, and need more details on this one....

LMHYE left a sex toy out after cleaning in the bathroom and forgot it was there when company came over?
 
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