BongoGal
Invisible exhibitionist
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- Mar 17, 2008
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Yep, I have never broken a bone. Sounds awful.LMHYE never broken a bone
LMHYE narrowly avoided being walked in on while masturbating?
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Yep, I have never broken a bone. Sounds awful.LMHYE never broken a bone
Narrowly avoided and not avoided it. I need to lock my doorYep, I have never broken a bone. Sounds awful.
LMHYE narrowly avoided being walked in on while masturbating?
I think the closest I ever came to that was while showing a maintenance guy a problem with the ceiling in my bedroom. It wasn't blatantly in the open like a dildo sitting on an unmade bed. It was a simple plain ol' vibrator standing on end on the nightstand along with a lamp and clock and whatever else. I was hyper aware of it, but I am 99% sure that he never noticed it at all.LMHYE had a stranger see a toy you forgot to put away?
Similar situation to me but he ABSOLUTELY noticed it and pretended not toI think the closest I ever came to that was while showing a maintenance guy a problem with the ceiling in my bedroom. It wasn't blatantly in the open like a dildo sitting on an unmade bed. It was a simple plain ol' vibrator standing on end on the nightstand along with a lamp and clock and whatever else. I was hyper aware of it, but I am 99% sure that he never noticed it at all.
LMHYE jumped at the chance of an unexpected booty call.
I wish I could say no, every day I wonder.Holey carp! No! I hope that isn't needed again
LMHYE never broken a bone
Ummm, No, and need more details on this one....Similar situation to me but he ABSOLUTELY noticed it and pretended not toA super christian conservative guy.
Nope, never had the chance
LMHYE been chaperone to friends and kept them from being kidnapped?
We were on a school trip outside the country and my friends were drinking. They started talking to these guys who spoke French. We were all 17 or 18 at the time and I was the only one who understood what the guys were saying to each other while they were flirting with my friends. They were pissed at me for dragging them away. A few weeks ago my friend asked me about it and I told her what they were saying, she had no idea, thought I was just being a prudeI wish I could say no, every day I wonder.
Ummm, No, and need more details on this one....
Almost but I grabbed it before they arrivedLMHYE left a sex toy out after cleaning in the bathroom and forgot it was there when company came over?
LMHYE regretted not going on a zipline?
NoYes, they looked like so much fun.
LMHYE regretted going on a zip line once you got off?
Oh my god, no. I wish!!!No
LMHYE received oral as a "thank you" from someone totally unexpected?
Does a showerhead count?Oh my god, no. I wish!!!
LMHYE used a non sextoy item as a sex toy in the bath?
YesDoes a showerhead count?
LMHYE run out of hot water because you were enjoying a shower?
Yes, speedo stopped at 120, so I don't know. Also had my motorcycle (cruiser, not crotch rocker) up to 110.Yes, it always sounds way better than the act itself though. Not enough room, awkward positions, not enough water to keep both of us warm, one or both of us slipping…maybe I just need to do it in a nicer shower
LMHYE driven your car over 115 mph? (How fast? Mine was 117, slowed way down when I realized, and part of a longer story)
Nah, I've been lucky enough not to need to, even at 200kphYes, speedo stopped at 120, so I don't know. Also had my motorcycle (cruiser, not crotch rocker) up to 110.
HYE outrun a cop?
Ah, neighbor to the North, eh?Nah, I've been lucky enough not to need to, even at 200kph
HYE received a massive speeding ticket?
Oops, forgot this is like me, have you ever. For the record I've never received a speeding ticket, or any ticket.Ah, neighbor to the North, eh?
Nope, only 2 speeding tickets and the one is comical. Got a speeding ticket for doing 18 mph in a 15 mpg.
HYE caused a vehicular accident?
Yes, but running through a few mountain passes with a 28’ trailer pushed my Tahoe transmission’s limits for sure.Oops, forgot this is like me, have you ever. For the record I've never received a speeding ticket, or any ticket.
Not involving anyone else. I backed into a trailer hitch last summer, I still feel awful about it. Wasn't my vehicle.
LMHYE towed a trailer with an underpowered vehicle without blowing out the transmission?
Oops, me too! I blame you.Oops, forgot this is like me, have you ever.
Yup, towed a tri-haul 14' boat with Pontiac Vibe; only had a 1.8L and it actually did very well.For the record I've never received a speeding ticket, or any ticket.
Not involving anyone else. I backed into a trailer hitch last summer, I still feel awful about it. Wasn't my vehicle.
LMHYE towed a trailer with an underpowered vehicle without blowing out the transmission?
Been there. Towing a 30' camper with a half ton with 6 passengers over the Rockies multiple times. Truck is now 12 years old and still spins the tiresYes, but running through a few mountain passes with a 28’ trailer pushed my Tahoe transmission’s limits for sure.
Yes - driving to Yellowstone from Colorado and the winds were so bad semis had blown over. I stopped halfway just to calm my nerves.LMHYE had to pull over after a harrowing drive to get a breath of fresh air & calm your nerves?
No, I like a solid metal and glass cage between me and 100kph semis and rocksOops, me too! I blame you.
Yup, towed a tri-haul 14' boat with Pontiac Vibe; only had a 1.8L and it actually did very well.
Been there. Towing a 30' camper with a half ton with 6 passengers over the Rockies multiple times. Truck is now 12 years old and still spins the tires
Yes - driving to Yellowstone from Colorado and the winds were so bad semis had blown over. I stopped halfway just to calm my nerves.
LMHYE been in a motorcycle accident?
I stood up and walked away, but the bike was totaled. I wasn't at fault, wore all the safety gear, and never rode like maniac.No, I like a solid metal and glass cage between me and 100kph semis and rocksI hope it wasn't a bad one
LMHYE cut open a vehicle?
I stood up and walked away, but the bike was totaled. I wasn't at fault, wore all the safety gear, and never rode like maniac.
No, and I hope that was just for training, otherwise, I'm very sorry.
LMHYE successfully hunted with a replica 18th century musket?
Not a hobby, only did it once.No, but my ex-husband has. He was into things made loud noises and smelled like flatulence. (Sorry, not knocking your hobby! Just brought back memories, lol)
LMHYE had a hobby that your S.O. hassled you about?
Sadly, yes.Not a hobby, only did it once.
Yup! Then she decided she liked it once she tried it!
LMHYE started a hobby just because you S.O. was into it?
Yes!!Sadly, yes.
LMHYE begun to resent the fact that you took up a hobby just because your S.O. was into it?
NoYes!!
LMHYE applied for a job in a different state and not tell your S.O.?
Yes!No
LMHYE disliked a music artist you’ve never heard sing?