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LMHYE had a stranger see a toy you forgot to put away?
I think the closest I ever came to that was while showing a maintenance guy a problem with the ceiling in my bedroom. It wasn't blatantly in the open like a dildo sitting on an unmade bed. It was a simple plain ol' vibrator standing on end on the nightstand along with a lamp and clock and whatever else. I was hyper aware of it, but I am 99% sure that he never noticed it at all.

LMHYE jumped at the chance of an unexpected booty call.
 
I think the closest I ever came to that was while showing a maintenance guy a problem with the ceiling in my bedroom. It wasn't blatantly in the open like a dildo sitting on an unmade bed. It was a simple plain ol' vibrator standing on end on the nightstand along with a lamp and clock and whatever else. I was hyper aware of it, but I am 99% sure that he never noticed it at all.
Similar situation to me but he ABSOLUTELY noticed it and pretended not to 😅 A super christian conservative guy.
LMHYE jumped at the chance of an unexpected booty call.

Nope, never had the chance
LMHYE been chaperone to friends and kept them from being kidnapped?
 
Holey carp! No! I hope that isn't needed again 🫂

LMHYE never broken a bone
I wish I could say no, every day I wonder.
Similar situation to me but he ABSOLUTELY noticed it and pretended not to 😅 A super christian conservative guy.


Nope, never had the chance
LMHYE been chaperone to friends and kept them from being kidnapped?
Ummm, No, and need more details on this one....

LMHYE left a sex toy out after cleaning in the bathroom and forgot it was there when company came over?
 
I wish I could say no, every day I wonder.

Ummm, No, and need more details on this one....
We were on a school trip outside the country and my friends were drinking. They started talking to these guys who spoke French. We were all 17 or 18 at the time and I was the only one who understood what the guys were saying to each other while they were flirting with my friends. They were pissed at me for dragging them away. A few weeks ago my friend asked me about it and I told her what they were saying, she had no idea, thought I was just being a prude 😅
LMHYE left a sex toy out after cleaning in the bathroom and forgot it was there when company came over?
Almost but I grabbed it before they arrived

LMHYE regretted not going on a zipline?
 
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