Like Me, Have You Ever

[BongoGal]

LMHYE never broken a bone

Yep, I have never broken a bone. Sounds awful.

LMHYE narrowly avoided being walked in on while masturbating?

 

[summer_reine]

Yep, I have never broken a bone. Sounds awful.

LMHYE narrowly avoided being walked in on while masturbating?

Narrowly avoided and not avoided it. I need to lock my door

LMHYE had a stranger see a toy you forgot to put away?

 

[BongoGal]

LMHYE had a stranger see a toy you forgot to put away?

I think the closest I ever came to that was while showing a maintenance guy a problem with the ceiling in my bedroom. It wasn't blatantly in the open like a dildo sitting on an unmade bed. It was a simple plain ol' vibrator standing on end on the nightstand along with a lamp and clock and whatever else. I was hyper aware of it, but I am 99% sure that he never noticed it at all.

LMHYE jumped at the chance of an unexpected booty call.

 

[summer_reine]

I think the closest I ever came to that was while showing a maintenance guy a problem with the ceiling in my bedroom. It wasn't blatantly in the open like a dildo sitting on an unmade bed. It was a simple plain ol' vibrator standing on end on the nightstand along with a lamp and clock and whatever else. I was hyper aware of it, but I am 99% sure that he never noticed it at all.

Similar situation to me but he ABSOLUTELY noticed it and pretended not to A super christian conservative guy.

LMHYE jumped at the chance of an unexpected booty call.

Nope, never had the chance
LMHYE been chaperone to friends and kept them from being kidnapped?

 

[MileHighBlackDiamond]

Holey carp! No! I hope that isn't needed again

LMHYE never broken a bone

I wish I could say no, every day I wonder.

Similar situation to me but he ABSOLUTELY noticed it and pretended not to A super christian conservative guy.


Nope, never had the chance
LMHYE been chaperone to friends and kept them from being kidnapped?

Ummm, No, and need more details on this one....

LMHYE left a sex toy out after cleaning in the bathroom and forgot it was there when company came over?

 

[summer_reine]

I wish I could say no, every day I wonder.

Ummm, No, and need more details on this one....

We were on a school trip outside the country and my friends were drinking. They started talking to these guys who spoke French. We were all 17 or 18 at the time and I was the only one who understood what the guys were saying to each other while they were flirting with my friends. They were pissed at me for dragging them away. A few weeks ago my friend asked me about it and I told her what they were saying, she had no idea, thought I was just being a prude

LMHYE left a sex toy out after cleaning in the bathroom and forgot it was there when company came over?

Almost but I grabbed it before they arrived

LMHYE regretted not going on a zipline?

 

[Coyote100]

LMHYE regretted not going on a zipline?

Yes, they looked like so much fun.

LMHYE regretted going on a zip line once you got off?

 

[bobb_sledd]

Yes, they looked like so much fun.

LMHYE regretted going on a zip line once you got off?

No

LMHYE received oral as a "thank you" from someone totally unexpected?

 

[Tallulah82]

No

LMHYE received oral as a "thank you" from someone totally unexpected?

Oh my god, no. I wish!!!

LMHYE used a non sextoy item as a sex toy in the bath?

 

[summer_reine]

Oh my god, no. I wish!!!

LMHYE used a non sextoy item as a sex toy in the bath?

Does a showerhead count?

LMHYE run out of hot water because you were enjoying a shower?

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Does a showerhead count?

LMHYE run out of hot water because you were enjoying a shower?

Yes

LMHYE fucked in a shower?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Yes, it always sounds way better than the act itself though. Not enough room, awkward positions, not enough water to keep both of us warm, one or both of us slipping…maybe I just need to do it in a nicer shower

LMHYE driven your car over 115 mph? (How fast? Mine was 117, slowed way down when I realized, and part of a longer story)

Yes, speedo stopped at 120, so I don't know. Also had my motorcycle (cruiser, not crotch rocker) up to 110.

HYE outrun a cop?

 

[summer_reine]

Yes, speedo stopped at 120, so I don't know. Also had my motorcycle (cruiser, not crotch rocker) up to 110.

HYE outrun a cop?

Nah, I've been lucky enough not to need to, even at 200kph

HYE received a massive speeding ticket?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Nah, I've been lucky enough not to need to, even at 200kph

HYE received a massive speeding ticket?

Ah, neighbor to the North, eh?

Nope, only 2 speeding tickets and the one is comical. Got a speeding ticket for doing 18 mph in a 15 mpg.

HYE caused a vehicular accident?

 

[summer_reine]

Ah, neighbor to the North, eh?

Nope, only 2 speeding tickets and the one is comical. Got a speeding ticket for doing 18 mph in a 15 mpg.

HYE caused a vehicular accident?

Oops, forgot this is like me, have you ever. For the record I've never received a speeding ticket, or any ticket.

Not involving anyone else. I backed into a trailer hitch last summer, I still feel awful about it. Wasn't my vehicle.

LMHYE towed a trailer with an underpowered vehicle without blowing out the transmission?

 

[GhostOfFAS]

Oops, forgot this is like me, have you ever. For the record I've never received a speeding ticket, or any ticket.

Not involving anyone else. I backed into a trailer hitch last summer, I still feel awful about it. Wasn't my vehicle.

LMHYE towed a trailer with an underpowered vehicle without blowing out the transmission?

Yes, but running through a few mountain passes with a 28’ trailer pushed my Tahoe transmission’s limits for sure.

LMHYE had to pull over after a harrowing drive to get a breath of fresh air & calm your nerves?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Oops, forgot this is like me, have you ever.

Oops, me too! I blame you.

For the record I've never received a speeding ticket, or any ticket.

Not involving anyone else. I backed into a trailer hitch last summer, I still feel awful about it. Wasn't my vehicle.

LMHYE towed a trailer with an underpowered vehicle without blowing out the transmission?

Yup, towed a tri-haul 14' boat with Pontiac Vibe; only had a 1.8L and it actually did very well.

Yes, but running through a few mountain passes with a 28’ trailer pushed my Tahoe transmission’s limits for sure.

Been there. Towing a 30' camper with a half ton with 6 passengers over the Rockies multiple times. Truck is now 12 years old and still spins the tires

LMHYE had to pull over after a harrowing drive to get a breath of fresh air & calm your nerves?

Yes - driving to Yellowstone from Colorado and the winds were so bad semis had blown over. I stopped halfway just to calm my nerves.

LMHYE been in a motorcycle accident?

 

[summer_reine]

Oops, me too! I blame you.


Yup, towed a tri-haul 14' boat with Pontiac Vibe; only had a 1.8L and it actually did very well.

Been there. Towing a 30' camper with a half ton with 6 passengers over the Rockies multiple times. Truck is now 12 years old and still spins the tires


Yes - driving to Yellowstone from Colorado and the winds were so bad semis had blown over. I stopped halfway just to calm my nerves.

LMHYE been in a motorcycle accident?

No, I like a solid metal and glass cage between me and 100kph semis and rocks I hope it wasn't a bad one

LMHYE cut open a vehicle?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

No, I like a solid metal and glass cage between me and 100kph semis and rocks I hope it wasn't a bad one

LMHYE cut open a vehicle?

I stood up and walked away, but the bike was totaled. I wasn't at fault, wore all the safety gear, and never rode like maniac.

No, and I hope that was just for training, otherwise, I'm very sorry.

LMHYE successfully hunted with a replica 18th century musket?

 

[HollyS]

I stood up and walked away, but the bike was totaled. I wasn't at fault, wore all the safety gear, and never rode like maniac.

No, and I hope that was just for training, otherwise, I'm very sorry.

LMHYE successfully hunted with a replica 18th century musket?

No, but my ex-husband has. He was into things made loud noises and smelled like flatulence. (Sorry, not knocking your hobby! Just brought back memories, lol)

LMHYE had a hobby that your S.O. hassled you about?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

No, but my ex-husband has. He was into things made loud noises and smelled like flatulence. (Sorry, not knocking your hobby! Just brought back memories, lol)

LMHYE had a hobby that your S.O. hassled you about?

Not a hobby, only did it once.

Yup! Then she decided she liked it once she tried it!

LMHYE started a hobby just because you S.O. was into it?

 

[HollyS]

Not a hobby, only did it once.

Yup! Then she decided she liked it once she tried it!

LMHYE started a hobby just because you S.O. was into it?

Sadly, yes.

LMHYE begun to resent the fact that you took up a hobby just because your S.O. was into it?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Sadly, yes.

LMHYE begun to resent the fact that you took up a hobby just because your S.O. was into it?

Yes!!

LMHYE applied for a job in a different state and not tell your S.O.?

 

[DannieB]

Yes!!

LMHYE applied for a job in a different state and not tell your S.O.?

No

LMHYE disliked a music artist you’ve never heard sing?

 

[HollyS]

No

LMHYE disliked a music artist you’ve never heard sing?

Yes!

LMHYE stopped listening to an artist you previously liked because you found out something about them. (In other words, you stopped for non-musical reasons!)