Like Me, Have You Ever

[shrek100]

No (cool story though, @CutiePie1997 ). I do have what might be called a "distraction kink", or maybe a "pay attention to me kink", in that if someone is wanting or supposed to be doing something else, I like to "make them" play with me instead, but I don't think flashing would do it in my case )

LMHYE woken from a sex dream, convinced it was real and happening right in that moment?

I have more than once.

LMHYE - woken from a dream and actually been carrying out some acts.

 

[awired50]

I have more than once.

LMHYE - woken from a dream and actually been carrying out some acts.

Ironically this morning. First time in a long time. Resulted in n orgasm.

LMHYE had a wet dream?

 

[shrek100]

Ironically this morning. First time in a long time. Resulted in n orgasm.

LMHYE had a wet dream?

I haven't but i am sure i have orgasmed in my sleep. (i don't squirt) but have woken very wet and "flushed"

HYE, told someone about your sex life and had them be shocked?

 

[awired50]

I haven't but i am sure i have orgasmed in my sleep. (i don't squirt) but have woken very wet and "flushed"

HYE, told someone about your sex life and had them be shocked?

Yes

HYE told someone they were the subject of your masturbation session?

 

[shrek100]

Yes

HYE told someone they were the subject of your masturbation session?

Come on, what did you tell them?

I have. I worked for a bank and I had a regular client that banked in branch. He was a little flirty and older than me.
I had to site in a Booth with him one day to scan and submit some forms. Halfway through he asked if i wanted to go out for a drink or meal. I politely declined and said i was with someone. "I will pleasure myself thinking of you" I didnt know what to say i smiled went red and thanked him.
Next time he paid in some money, for some reason i said "so did you" he smiled with confidence and said several times.

HYE - told some one that you masturbate to them? Pleased don't say - One time in a bank

 

[BongoGal]

HYE - told some one that you masturbate to them? Pleased don't say - One time in a bank

Ah... the old spank bank bank.
I've only told people I've already had relations with.

LMHYE have you ever permanently ended a sex act with someone right in the middle of it because your partner said or did something that angered you?

 

[awired50]

No

LMHYE had sex with a friend's ex?

 

[Grey Shadow]

No

LMHYE had sex with a friend's ex?

Yes. People in friend groups get passed around.

LMHYE used sex as a hangover cure?

 

[bobb_sledd]

Yes. People in friend groups get passed around.

LMHYE used sex as a hangover cure?

Nope. Haven't been drunk since long before I started having sex.

LMHYE been with an escort who turned out to be the mother of an escort you had previously been with?

 

[Grey Shadow]

Nope. Haven't been drunk since long before I started having sex.

LMHYE been with an escort who turned out to be the mother of an escort you had previously been with?

No but that’s because I have never been with an escort.

LMHYE had your girlfriend’s mom hit on you?

 

[CutiePie1997]

LMHYE had your girlfriend’s mom hit on you?

I had my boyfriend's father hit on me, so I guess my answer is a gender-corrected yes. I attended his family's end-of-summer blowout Labor Day weekend campout. There were probably 100 people there, only half of them family. My BF and I had a fight on Saturday. I found a girl with a tent who put me up that night. Sunday morning, I went to his dad and asked if he could give me a ride home, 45 miles away. He said sure, and on the way home, he hit on me. I was so tempted to do it. He was handsome and really nice. But I knew it would come back to bite me at school. I politely passed, but jeez, I really wanted him to fuck me.

LMHYE left something behind at a "taken" guy's/girl's house after cheating with him/her and had to leave it behind less you get found out? (I had been wearing both a thong and a pair of boy-shorts, and I left the latter. I called him and warned him to get them out of his bed where I took them off. I never saw them again, and he avoided me like the plague, so I can't help but wonder if maybe she found them first. Oops.)

 

[awired50]

No

LMHYE had sex with someone you just met in a motel room?

 

[bobb_sledd]

No

LMHYE had sex with someone you just met in a motel room?

I have.

LMHYE had sex with a married couple?

 

[awired50]

No

LMHYE had sex with two people that were in a relationship?

 

[CutiePie1997]

No

LMHYE had sex with two people that were in a relationship?

No, but not for trying. They were longtime GF-BF. I'd had a little thing with her when we were juniors in high school. We were part of the same party crowd, and I tried to get together with her again. When she said she had a BF, so I suggested a FMF. She passed. She was too much into cock and not pussy by that point. Sorry, that was kind of crude.

LMHYE followed someone into a club or movie or show or something that you really didn't like just for a chance to meet them? I followed a guy into a country western bar that had a $10 cover for the band, only to find out he'd been flirting with me in the bar but was going to meet his girlfriend. (Fucker! I hate country western. Well, I liked "Third Rock from The Sun" and "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk".)

 

[awired50]

Yes

LMHYE received oral from someone you just met?

 

[Anononly1992]

Yes

LMHYE gotten a handjob from someone in a club you just met?

 

[awired50]

Yes

LMHYE had sex with a virgin?

 

[Anononly1992]

Yes

LMHYE lose your virginity to a virgin?

 

[awired50]

Yes

LMHYE had a virgin stranger?

 

[Anononly1992]

No

LMHYE been turned down for sex with a virgin?

 

[awired50]

No

LMHYE made someone cum in a theater?

 

[Anononly1992]

No

LMHYE used panties as a masturbation tool?

 

[awired50]

No

LMHYE bought yourself toys?

 

[KinkyLaughs]

No

LMHYE bought yourself toys?

No. LMHYE fell asleep during a Broadway show? (Even if it was good!)