Like Me, Have You Ever

No. I’ve been in a couple threesomes, just different circumstances.

LMHYE been in a room when a couple started having sex because they thought you were asleep ?
Yes

LMHYE been invited by your boss to a naked pool party at his house AND he adds the party often extends to sex play.
 
Yes

LMHYE been invited by your boss to a naked pool party at his house AND he adds the party often extends to sex play.
No, but I've had a few bosses, mostly men but also one woman, who I would have loved to have this happen. Too bad, too sad, I guess.

LMHYE had sex with a coworker and thought it was going to turn into a relationship, only to have them come in to work, act like it was no big deal, then turn around and fuck another coworker AND start dating them. Yes! Yes, it happened to me. How embarrassing!
 
No.

LMHYE had one night stand?
Oh, so many, though not anymore. You burn out on them. Let's see, counting off the top of my head (and not wanting to sound like too much of a slut) 8-10, I think. And there was Reno. Oh, and Saratoga Springs. And Santa Barbara. So, 11-14?

LMHYE had a one night stand with someone, only to later realize that you'd been with that person before? I KNOW, I KNOW, how awful! (Only the once, I promise. I'm not actually a slut, really.)
 
No.

LMHYE had sex with an ex?
Yes, twice in fact. Once just after we split. The about 3 years later a mutual friends wedding.
It was great, we shouldn’t but we did and it’s like we both had a point to prove.

LMHYE - got back with an ex?
 
Yes but that was before she became my ex (does that count?)
LMHYE been asked by your partner to grope someone else?
 
No

LMHYE had sex in two different countries on the same day
Yes, but I don't know if it counts: the US and Canada, with the same person, morning and night, just 70 miles apart.

Another was close, and it was with two different people. I had a weekend fling with a guy St. Croix, flew back to Virginia to be with my boyfriend, but he didn't get home in time for it to be within 24 hours. Will you count 28 hours? :D

I'm not going to ask another one, because I'd LOVE to see someone else answer that question with a great explanation. Sounds fun. (Hope you don't mind.)
 
No

LMHYE had sex in two different countries on the same day?

Yes, but I don't know if it counts: the US and Canada, with the same person, morning and night, just 70 miles apart.

Another was close, and it was with two different people. I had a weekend fling with a guy St. Croix, flew back to Virginia to be with my boyfriend, but he didn't get home in time for it to be within 24 hours. Will you count 28 hours? :D

I'm not going to ask another one, because I'd LOVE to see someone else answer that question with a great explanation. Sounds fun. (Hope you don't mind.)

YES - one in the morning in the hotel in Basel (Switzerland) and another one in the evening in the hotel in Lyon (France). Pretty sure this is not the only one case as I travel a lot.

LMHYE had sex at two continents in one day? Had sex in Sydney (morning) before leaving for San Francisco and then again after arrival to SF. Sounds crazy but the time difference allows for things like this...
 
LMHYE had a roommate bring home someone you were talking to at the club only a few hours ago?
No. I think that would be awkward.

LMHYE have you ever been 'introduced' to someone's significant other and felt obliged to pretend that you and the SO hadn't had a prior sexual relationship?
 
I just had to respond to all of these, because they were all "Yes":
LMHYE had sex on a picnic table at a state park?
Yes. Up near Alsea Falls in Oregon. Better than just a picnic table. It was 50 feet long and cut out of one of the biggest trees cut out of the forest there in the early 20th century. It was a great place, and an almost great fuck. I think he enjoyed the head more than I enjoyed the intercourse that followed.
No. I'd be afraid of someone falling off.

LMHYE discovered that a sex partner had lied about being single?
Oh, Jesus, yes. At least twice that I recall. Assholes. I'm fine with sex with someone who's taken, so long as I know up front and don't feel as though I'm a home wrecker. But be honest with me when you're being dishonest to your SO.
No. I think that would be awkward.

LMHYE have you ever been 'introduced' to someone's significant other and felt obliged to pretend that you and the SO hadn't had a prior sexual relationship?
This happened a couple of times, all of them back when I was young, never as an adult. I used to run around with guys from other schools, so that I didn't have to see them every day at school. But a couple of times, I ran into guys and/or girls (I've always been bi) who were dating someone I'd been with. Awkward!

LMHYE ... hmm ... I'm running out of good sex questions to ask. How about a non-sexual one that's fun, too.

LMHYE wrecked/damaged your friend's car and pretended it wasn't you?
 
No, I admitted to hitting the side of my garage and it wasn’t that bad of a dent.

LMHYE fucked someone who was a doppelgänger of your ex?
 
Yes. Took a corner too fast and decided to lay it down rather than hit the oncoming car.

LMHYE walked away from a motor vehicle accident with barely a scratch?
Yes! Distracted driver rear-ended me at a red light. Car was totaled but I walked away with a bruise from the airbag.

LMHYE ended up at an airport way ahead of time, only to realize you are at the wrong airport?
 
Yes! Distracted driver rear-ended me at a red light. Car was totaled but I walked away with a bruise from the airbag.

LMHYE ended up at an airport way ahead of time, only to realize you are at the wrong airport?
Nope haven't.

LMHYE gotten lost in middle of the night walking around a near town
 
LMHYE...

Been caught mid orgasm while fucking someone?

Thought my housemate wouldn't be home for another hour, so a tinder hookup and I were using the dining table (it was my table). She was bent over basically standing doggy, and just my orgasm hit, he unlocked the door. Poor bastard got a full view of me filling her up
more times than I like to admit
 
LMHYE suddenly remembered details of a sex dream hours after you have woken up?
 
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