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Yes, in the form of a prostate massage.I have!
LMHYE cum from anal?
NoYes - in a large park. I wasn’t seen though
LMHYE cheated in order to break up with your SO (I was much younger; not something I’m proud of)
YesNo
LMHYE suggested a threesome to your SO?
Sure, I call that memory ‘college.’I am too chicken to do most things in public.
LMHYE been scared to go to a club, but did it anyway?
Sure, I call that memory ‘college.’
Along the same lines as being scared to go to a club… LMHYE been to a strip club / XXX theatre?
No, never. Been tempted though.Yes
LMHYE gone for a full body massage
Yes, was relaxingYes
LMHYE gone for a full body massage
NoSure, I call that memory ‘college.’
Along the same lines as being scared to go to a club… LMHYE been to a strip club / XXX theatre?
Haha yeah I haveNo, never. Been tempted though.
LMHYE complimented a total stranger on their body?
NoYes, was relaxing
No
HYE performed a striptease for someone?
No. Gotta be the nice guy.Yes
LMHYE … pushed the limits in a private room of such club?
Yes I have. Bet it was like watching a jeep on an F1 track.Yes, was relaxing
No
HYE performed a striptease for someone?
I have. It was kind of a joke but lead to a hot time anyway.Yes, was relaxing
No
HYE performed a striptease for someone?
No
LMHYE had sex at your place of work
Lol I don’t understand that analogy, am I being dumb?No. Gotta be the nice guy.
Yes I have. Bet it was like watching a jeep on an F1 track.
Oof haha so you’re the jeep?!Jeeps are utilitarian, slow, boxy. F1 cars are sleek, fast, muscular.
Some of my best memories of my younger days.LMHYE had sex at your place of work
A couple times. Worth it.Some of my best memories of my younger days.
LMHYE driven a long distance for a booty call?
He's trying to say that if you're watching an F-1 race, you don't wanna see a Jeep trying to drive on a track.Lol I don’t understand that analogy, am I being dumb?
I am indeed. (I’m also very self-deprecating. In reality I’m likely more of a 78 Firebird. Looks fast, nice curves, very big, er, powerplant… but getting rusty and needs a coat of paint…)Oof haha so you’re the jeep?!