Like Me, Have You Ever

[MiaBabe23]

He's trying to say that if you're watching an F-1 race, you don't wanna see a Jeep trying to drive on a track.

You're not being dumb.

I do enjoy a nice bit of mansplaining

 

[bobb_sledd]

You bet

LMHYE intentionally listened through a wall at others having sex

Yes, many times.

LMHYE ridden in the elevator with the couple you just listened to having sex in the next hotel room?

 

[DaringFunGuy]

Yes, many times.

LMHYE ridden in the elevator with the couple you just listened to having sex in the next hotel room?

No

LMHYE had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period (not at same time)

 

[MiaBabe23]

You bet

LMHYE intentionally listened through a wall at others having sex

Yes although one time the couple were making themselves impossible to ignore

LMHYE done the above and tried to work out who it was from who you’d passed?

 

[DirrrtyDanny]

No

LMHYE had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period (not at same time)

Yes I have.

LMHYE fucked on the kitchen counter, while the kids were upstairs?

 

[DaringFunGuy]

Yes I have.

LMHYE fucked on the kitchen counter, while the kids were upstairs?

Yes to counter no on kids

LMHYE turned down sex with a stranger even though you really wanted to?

 

[Fazer600]

Yes, I have. LMHYE regretted not taking it years later?

 

[Norfolkguy49]

Yes, I have. LMHYE regretted not taking it years later?

Oh yes still do

LMHYE watched something you shouldn't have and got horny

 

[MiaBabe23]

No, not that I can think of

LMHYE chosen kisses and hugging over sex

 

[DaringFunGuy]

Yes if by kissing you mean making out and hugging you mean slight petting

LMHYE said the wrong name during sex

 

[MiaBabe23]

LMHYE been drawn by someone’s scent?

 

[DirrrtyDanny]

Yes if by kissing you mean making out and hugging you mean slight petting

LMHYE said the wrong name during sex

Noooooooo…. But sweated it before.

LMHYE inadvertently provided the neighbors a show?

 

[DirrrtyDanny]

LMHYE been drawn by someone’s scent?

every day. Every. Day.

 

[DaringFunGuy]

Noooooooo…. But sweated it before.

LMHYE inadvertently provided the neighbors a show?

Yes. Started inadvertent but just kept going

LMHYE had sex with someone more than 10 years younger (but completely of age!)

 

[Norfolkguy49]

Yes. Started inadvertent but just kept going

LMHYE had sex with someone more than 10 years younger

Oh yes

LMHYE had sex with some 20 years older

 

[MiaBabe23]

No, unless you count Lit

LMHYE ceased to see age difference as so significant

 

[DirrrtyDanny]

Oh yes

LMHYE had sex with some 20 years older

When I was 18, I had a great fling with a 30-year-old, but that was my biggest age gap. Now that I’m (ew) 47, I keep my experiences age-appropriate, but a 67 year old doesn’t appeal to me (currently.)

LMHYE licked clean the asshole you just filled with come?

 

[Anononly1992]

No

LMHYE had an affair with a married partner? (She thought me lots)

 

[Norfolkguy49]

No, unless you count Lit

LMHYE ceased to see age as so significant

Age is just a number I'm too old not to worry

 

[Norfolkguy49]

Yes

LMHYE had sex at work

 

[Anononly1992]

Yes

LMHYE had sex on a hotel balcony?

 

[DaringFunGuy]

Yes

LMHYE had sex on a hotel balcony?

Yes!

LMHYE made a video of you having sex

 

[Anononly1992]

No

LMHYE injured yourself during sex?

 

[MiaBabe23]

No, but then partner did once

LMHYE attempted something in the sea?

 

[Norfolkguy49]

No, but then partner did once

LMHYE attempted something in the sea?

On holiday in the edge as waves lapped at us

LMHYE thought of a couple worker naked