Lil_Jenni's Adventures, Past and Present...

[lil_jenni]

You guys tired of updates? I've got another.

I've been pretty amped since my bondage session with Hubby, and today I bluntly confronted the guy who had the dark chocolate for me on Halloween when, like clockwork, he showed up with his kids at the park shortly after I walked by his house on the way there. He fumbled around denying it all while looking everywhere but at me. I actually felt a little bad, because even though his nervousness and evasion was confirming my suspicion, I think he's probably just a harmless guy with a crush. But I'm kinda hoping he got the message that I know he's being a little stalkerish. We will see if he continues to be on the look out for me and tries to match our walk and park schedules.

 

[BDA73]

Oh, I almost forgot I wanted to talk about this on here. I don't use Facebook much, but I learned that there are often Facebook pages for particular cruises. So, I found one for my cruise and joined it. And in so doing, learned about "pineapple people" because a couple who will be on my cruise are looking to meet other "pineapple people." How the fuck did I not know upside down pineapple is a sign for swingers? Or is that only on cruises? Anyway, I'm pondering sending them a message.

Its not just a cruise thing but more known on cruises..same with Adirondack chairs...

Anyway...Another good place to read up on your cruise and to get in touch with others on your trip is a message board cruisecritic

Ive been on 14 cruises...love love love them..dollar for dollar best vacation

 

[13Fantasies]

You guys tired of updates? I've got another.

I've been pretty amped since my bondage session with Hubby, and today I bluntly confronted the guy who had the dark chocolate for me on Halloween when, like clockwork, he showed up with his kids at the park shortly after I walked by his house on the way there. He fumbled around denying it all while looking everywhere but at me. I actually felt a little bad, because even though his nervousness and evasion was confirming my suspicion, I think he's probably just a harmless guy with a crush. But I'm kinda hoping he got the message that I know he's being a little stalkerish. We will see if he continues to be on the look out for me and tries to match our walk and park schedules.

Can't blame the guy for trying. But hopefully he got the message

 

[bobb_sledd]

Ive been on 14 cruises...love love love them..dollar for dollar best vacation

We fly to Puerto Rico this morning. We set sail on Friday for my 13th and my wife's 17th cruise. You might say we're hooked. No upside-down pineapples for us though. It's not something my wife has ever been interested in and on the cruise line we're traveling on its frowned upon.

 

[lil_jenni]

We fly to Puerto Rico this morning. We set sail on Friday for my 13th and my wife's 17th cruise. You might say we're hooked. No upside-down pineapples for us though. It's not something my wife has ever been interested in and on the cruise line we're traveling on its frowned upon.

My friend who cruises a lot thinks I'll love cruising. I am getting excited about trying.

Also, she does some travel agent work as a side gig and tells me she gets great deals on cruises. We are even in a suite, which from what I can tell seems to be a bit of a misnomer, but she says it's better.

Anyway, she told me that travel agent would be a natural to go along with my real estate work as I can do it in the down time. I didn't realize travel agents were still a thing because it's so easy to do everything yourself online, but she says most of her work is for businesses and government entities. So, maybe another opportunity?

I would like to say I miss teaching, but I don't. Well, I miss working with the students, but nothing else.

Hmmm... That's it. Kinda a boring day so far. Well, Misty wants to meet my neighbor who is a little stalkerish, but I told her no. Who knows what she would do?

Oh, and Misty is a bit calmer the last several days. She's currently living with another dancer, and they are an item. I see it ending poorly, but for right now it's helping her even out. And she has quit hinting about being FWBs again, which alleviates a temptation for me. Not a huge temptation anymore, but a kinda low grade one that flares up when I'm down or missing being with a woman.

But I'm good on that front right now (thanks to my Vegas getaway), and hope to be better Friday evening. And who the hell knows what will happen on the cruise?

 

[lil_jenni]

Can't blame the guy for trying. But hopefully he got the message

Well, you can blame a guy for stalking. And yeah, it's low grade right now, but most women I know have at least one experience where low grade stalker turned into a problem. And a woman can't be too careful. Of course, I have both pepper spray and a mini stun gun on my key chain.

 

[lil_jenni]

Well, while perusing Lit while the twins nap, I just got a reply from the Pineapple People on the cruise Facebook page. They are into swapping, not a third, because the like to watch each other with other people. And they are twenty years older than me. So, not a fit. But, they know a couple (the guy is later 40s and the woman early 30s) who are going to be on the cruise and maybe interested in a third for a FFM. They are going to contact the couple and see if they want my contact info. So, like I said, who knows what may happen on the cruise.

 

[13Fantasies]

Well, you can blame a guy for stalking. And yeah, it's low grade right now, but most women I know have at least one experience where low grade stalker turned into a problem. And a woman can't be too careful. Of course, I have both pepper spray and a mini stun gun on my key chain.

I meant for being interested, not stalking. Although I can see how it read the wrong way!

Maybe he will just ask if you mind if he joins you at the park. Or start going on hos own and maybe you'll show up. Plenty of ways to express interest without it being creepy

 

[13Fantasies]

My friend who cruises a lot thinks I'll love cruising. I am getting excited about trying.

Also, she does some travel agent work as a side gig and tells me she gets great deals on cruises. We are even in a suite, which from what I can tell seems to be a bit of a misnomer, but she says it's better.

Anyway, she told me that travel agent would be a natural to go along with my real estate work as I can do it in the down time. I didn't realize travel agents were still a thing because it's so easy to do everything yourself online, but she says most of her work is for businesses and government entities. So, maybe another opportunity?

I would like to say I miss teaching, but I don't. Well, I miss working with the students, but nothing else.

Hmmm... That's it. Kinda a boring day so far. Well, Misty wants to meet my neighbor who is a little stalkerish, but I told her no. Who knows what she would do?

Oh, and Misty is a bit calmer the last several days. She's currently living with another dancer, and they are an item. I see it ending poorly, but for right now it's helping her even out. And she has quit hinting about being FWBs again, which alleviates a temptation for me. Not a huge temptation anymore, but a kinda low grade one that flares up when I'm down or missing being with a woman.

But I'm good on that front right now (thanks to my Vegas getaway), and hope to be better Friday evening. And who the hell knows what will happen on the cruise?

I bet youd be a good travel agent too. Similar skill sets.

 

[lil_jenni]

I meant for being interested, not stalking. Although I can see how it read the wrong way!

Maybe he will just ask if you mind if he joins you at the park. Or start going on hos own and maybe you'll show up. Plenty of ways to express interest without it being creepy

True. But the dark chocolate thing creeped me out. I don't remember telling him it was my favorite. I mean, I am sure I did, and maybe if I remembered telling him, it would not seem creepy. But I don't remember.

Maybe I should ask him to go to the shooting range with me, then show off my marksmanship. I'm a really good shot.

I actually did that once in college with a guy I'd hooked up with who then wouldn't leave me alone. But after seeing me shoot, he left me alone.

 

[13Fantasies]

True. But the dark chocolate thing creeped me out. I don't remember telling him it was my favorite. I mean, I am sure I did, and maybe if I remembered telling him, it would not seem creepy. But I don't remember.

Maybe I should ask him to go to the shooting range with me, then show off my marksmanship. I'm a really good shot.

I actually did that once in college with a guy I'd hooked up with who then wouldn't leave me alone. But after seeing me shoot, he left me alone.

Then make believe the target machine is stuck and ask him to go get it. Then shoot around him.

 

[lil_jenni]

I actually did that once in college with a guy I'd hooked up with who then wouldn't leave me alone. But after seeing me shoot, he left me alone.

So, I think this needs a bit more of the story. I don't want y'all thinking I threatened the poor guy with a gun.

He always was talking about shooting and hunting and stuff, so I suggested he take me shooting at a range. He just assumed I didn't know how, so he spent a lot of time instructing me, as well as criticizing the gun I chose to rent (a Colt 1911 45 caliber). He told me it was much too big for "a little girl", but I said I wanted to rent it because it was like my Dad's favorite pistol.

I then put seven rounds (it was an older 1911 with a seven round clip) in the center mass in the target, gave him a smile, and told him my Dad taught me how to take care of myself. We finished out the rounds we had bought with him saying almost nothing. We stayed friendly, but he never suggested anything more the rest of the time I knew him.

My current Colt 1911 holds eight rounds (my Dad taught me never to load one in the chamber with a full clip) instead of seven, but it shoots the same.

 

[lil_jenni]

Then make believe the target machine is stuck and ask him to go get it. Then shoot around him.

Well, that's poor firearm safety.

 

[13Fantasies]

Well, that's poor firearm safety.

I know. But definitely an attention getter.

 

[lil_jenni]

I know. But definitely an attention getter.

I could take Hubby's Remington .45 six shooter. It's loud as fuck, and the recoil is a bitch, but it makes an impression. Not as smooth shooting as my 1911, however. And the 1911 is not as smooth as the Glock 9mm, but we almost never take the Glock when we go to the range. Nines are for punks, as my Dad would say. But it is the one that's in the biometric safe and ready for home defense.

 

[lil_jenni]

I could take Hubby's Remington .45 six shooter. It's loud as fuck, and the recoil is a bitch, but it makes an impression. Not as smooth shooting as my 1911, however. And the 1911 is not as smooth as the Glock 9mm, but we almost never take the Glock when we go to the range. Nines are for punks, as my Dad would say. But it is the one that's in the biometric safe and ready for home defense.

I texted Hubby because I could not remember the model of the Remington. It's a reproduction of a Remington 1875, chambered for .45 Colt rounds.

 

[lil_jenni]

Okay, enough gun talk. You guys might start thinking I'm some kinda gun nut. I mean, I like shooting, but it's not like we have an arsenal. Okay, we do have a small arsenal, but they are almost all reproductions of late19th century firearms. No AR platform rifles. No tactical shotguns. I wouldn't mind an AK, however. We've rented a reproduction AK before, and it's a surprisingly smooth shooter. I like it much better than the AR platform guns I've shot.

Okay. That's it. Really. Back to normal discussion topics.

 

[13Fantasies]

So what's the outfit choice for Selina Friday night?

And does it accommodate a holster?

 

[lil_jenni]

So what's the outfit choice for Selina Friday night?

And does it accommodate a holster?

No holster.

It's getting cooler here, so I'm thinking black jeans, a blue sweater, and my blue cowboy boots (or we could call them cowgirl boots, but I've never cared for that term). I haven't decided on underwear. An actual lace bra is out since I'm lactating, but I have a lined black bra that has lace on it that I could couple with black lace panties.

 

[13Fantasies]

No holster.

It's getting cooler here, so I'm thinking black jeans, a blue sweater, and my blue cowboy boots (or we could call them cowgirl boots, but I've never cared for that term). I haven't decided on underwear. An actual lace bra is out since I'm lactating, but I have a lined black bra that has lace on it that I could couple with black lace panties.

Why wear panties at all?

Let her unwrap a smile.

 

[lil_jenni]

Why wear panties at all?

Let her unwrap a smile.

Because I like the feel of lace against my skin... and they are pretty. Duh.

 

[13Fantasies]

Because I like the feel of lace against my skin... and they are pretty. Duh.

I have no doubt you make lace panties phenomenal

 

[lil_jenni]

It seems I've quickly tired of the soulless stare of the "not me but close to me" AI realistic avatar. Actually, seeing it has started creeping me out. So, a new one, also AI generated but AI anime fantasy this time, is on its way and should be approved soon (maybe even by the time you all read this post).

 

[deft]

It seems I've quickly tired of the soulless stare of the "not me but close to me" AI realistic avatar. Actually, seeing it has started creeping me out. So, a new one, also AI generated but AI anime fantasy this time, is on its way and should be approved soon (maybe even by the time you all read this post).

Aww! She’s gorgeous, albeit in a really intense way! I’ll miss her

 

[lil_jenni]

Aww! She’s gorgeous, albeit in a really intense way! I’ll miss her

Yeah, I guess, but it's jarring for me to look at it.