Lit-related *Urban Myths* 👀 *Real* [crazy] Stories* & *Conspiracy Theories*

[Diosax]

Hi Diosa. I think of you whenever I troll the dick pic threads

Shhh

I've been so busy the last few weeks I haven't even post much let alone look in AmPics

 

[Strixaluco]

Stats suck.

If there are 100 people here...let's break it down using random expectations. I am only into girls...so at best I can only interview 50. Half of them are Republican...sorry...not interested. So now I am looking at 25. Married? Not an issue...but we won't pretend will we...so now we are at 12 (I round even for this example). In this timezone? Now we are looking at maybe 2. Are they online now? Yes. So one.

So one...and we have to have something in common. So yea...numbers suck if I wanted more. But lightning can strike twice.

You forget that not all are from US, so actually less than half Republican.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Shhh

I've been so busy the last few weeks I haven't even post much let alone look in AmPics

Oh you perfect angel with your virgin eyes

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Ok., I am not a prude (I'm here, for one) or a White Knight. I am not squeamish about pictures of penises, heck I have even shared my own modest equipment on request...but after unsolicited dick pics, I am most confused by cockatars...can someone with one explain?

I actually am indifferent to cocktars. I do believe it doesn't help their cause, but again, golden rule. They want more nudity, so they put more nudity out there is my theory.

If i can't go to chaos I bring the chaos to me

I need more dets

Only the pretty ones pls

lol. and that you are.

sigh, I am sure he is here with a new account. these are not the best of as they were pulled, but it was disconcerting for him to think I might be the woman he was looking for.


https://forum.literotica.com/threads/female-lemmings-vs-real-women.1479270/
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/obnoxious-sea-gulls.1493847/
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/fucking-vs-really-making-love.1495081/
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/responsiveness.1503187/

aren't your panties all wet now

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I actually am indifferent to cocktars. I do believe it doesn't help their cause, but again, golden rule. They want more nudity, so they put more nudity out there is my theory.

lol. and that you are.

sigh, I am sure he is here with a new account. these are not the best of as they were pulled, but it was disconcerting for him to think I might be the woman he was looking for.


https://forum.literotica.com/threads/female-lemmings-vs-real-women.1479270/#post-89301142
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/obnoxious-sea-gulls.1493847/
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/fucking-vs-really-making-love.1495081/
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/responsiveness.1503187/#post-90895430

aren't your panties all wet now

glBock. I forgot all about that one. What a prince.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

glBock. I forgot all about that one. What a prince.

I just went down the rabbit hole with those threads. There is something to be said for watching a train wreck

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

glBock. I forgot all about that one. What a prince.

indeed. It was troubling. What did I do to interest him? Am I not properly presenting myself has a humor loving, mouthy, slut? Why did my aposematism fail me?

I just went down the rabbit hole with those threads. There is something to be said for watching a train wreck

oh just the tip lol

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I actually am indifferent to cocktars. I do believe it doesn't help their cause, but again, golden rule. They want more nudity, so they put more nudity out there is my theory.

lol. and that you are.

sigh, I am sure he is here with a new account. these are not the best of as they were pulled, but it was disconcerting for him to think I might be the woman he was looking for.


https://forum.literotica.com/threads/female-lemmings-vs-real-women.1479270/
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/obnoxious-sea-gulls.1493847/
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/fucking-vs-really-making-love.1495081/
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/responsiveness.1503187/

aren't your panties all wet now

I feel like this guy has had other usernames?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I feel like this guy has had other usernames?

indeed. you will find him in the personals

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

indeed. you will find him in the personals

What other names has he gone by?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

What other names has he gone by?

best guess on current. yes, I keep tabs on personals so if they appear in my inbox, I know to not engage certain types.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

indeed. It was troubling. What did I do to interest him? Am I not properly presenting myself has a humor loving, mouthy, slut? Why did my aposematism fail me?

oh just the tip lol

Blinded by boobs, but not in a good, wholesome, "looks, tits!" way like most of the men you interact with...well, some...a few?

 

[cascadiabound]

I once heard a myth that any lesbian could be turned straight by one night in bed with cowslinger64 and his amazing tongue.

This myth was perpetuated by cowslinger64.

cowslinger64 - a lit legend. and a rather good writer too. I think he went off into the sunset with his Lit sweetheart.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Blinded by boobs, but not in a good, wholesome, "looks, tits!" way like most of the men you interact with...well, some...a few?

ok, as long as I appear Klassy with a capital K, I even used Fuck and redneck below my picture just to make sure I didn't lure in the stuffy dudes.

 

[Diosax]

Ok., I am not a prude (I'm here, for one) or a White Knight. I am not squeamish about pictures of penises, heck I have even shared my own modest equipment on request...but after unsolicited dick pics, I am most confused by cockatars...can someone with one explain?

What do you want explained? A cockatar is a cock pic as an avatar

I. Want. In.

Hahaha i knew you wouldn't let me down

Hi Diosa. I think of you whenever I troll the dick pic threads

"Troll"

Oh you perfect angel with your virgin eyes

They're basically new born virgins at this point

I actually am indifferent to cocktars. I do believe it doesn't help their cause, but again, golden rule. They want more nudity, so they put more nudity out there is my theory.

lol. and that you are.

sigh, I am sure he is here with a new account. these are not the best of as they were pulled, but it was disconcerting for him to think I might be the woman he was looking for.


https://forum.literotica.com/threads/female-lemmings-vs-real-women.1479270/
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/obnoxious-sea-gulls.1493847/
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/fucking-vs-really-making-love.1495081/
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/responsiveness.1503187/

aren't your panties all wet now

Oh wow different year same incel bullshit!

best guess on current. yes, I keep tabs on personals so if they appear in my inbox, I know to not engage certain types.

Omg that's exactly who came to mind when I saw Nebs comment

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

indeed. It was troubling. What did I do to interest him? Am I not properly presenting myself has a humor loving, mouthy, slut? Why did my aposematism fail me?

oh just the tip lol

ok, as long as I appear Klassy with a capital K, I even used Fuck and redneck below my picture just to make sure I didn't lure in the stuffy dudes.

You present yourself quite effectively in those terms. The problem is that you're also intelligent and amusing, which will lure in all kinds of fish.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You present yourself quite effectively in those terms. The problem is that you're also intelligent and amusing, which will lure in all kinds of fish.

Well, I enjoy many types. My primary goal is to ward off the ones who aren't opened minded enough to see past their expectations and their typecasting as I am just not going to fit in that or any neat little box. Presenting the more fiery, impetuous, sarcastic, chaotic side clearly, right up front, is much more efficient.

Oh wow different year same incel bullshit!

Omg that's exactly who came to mind when I saw Nebs comment

yeah, There are more though. There are always more.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

If i can't go to chaos I bring the chaos to me

I need more dets

Only the pretty ones pls

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Fluer. Rue de fluer.

Fleur. Rue de fleur.

I. Want. In.

Ok, but don't complain when I start sending! (jk, ain't nobody got enough time for all the cockatars on here!)

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

best guess on current. yes, I keep tabs on personals so if they appear in my inbox, I know to not engage certain types.

Oh, I made his list as Bambi. I believe he was LonelyHusband then? Or was it Mmm? I can't remember. He was actually pretty decent to me in PMs. I was in a doomed Lit relationship at that point and not playing with others so his interest died on the vine.

 

[cuppatea]

When I came on, had one Message from a “LonelyHusband” and another from “UnhappyHusband” … these guys are original.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I read through this whole thing and there’s almost no good urban myths in here. I’ll add the few that I know of.

1. An unsolicited vag pic is a real thing. I was the recipient. I’ve mentioned this before because it is such a rare occurrence. Many years ago, I received a PM from someone I didn’t know. I open it up and there was a vagina. Like, pretty up close and personal. Now, vaginas do need context. Otherwise, it’s quite shocking. The user was relatively new and had only a few posts. She said she thought I was funny and I would appreciate it. But other than knowing she had impeccable taste in humour and a wife set vagina, that’s all I knew.

Some speculate that user went on to become Fara, but we don’t know that for certain. (I’m kidding about that part.)

2. There was a user here who once used to pretend to be all flirty with guys. She would get them to give them personal details and she would put them to their friends and family. This person found her husband on this site and sought revenge on him and everyone else engaging in this behaviour. She had a blog about it. She came back one day and messaged several people the link to it.

3. There was another lady that used to post here who had some really far fetched stories. One of them was that she was having an elicit affair with this undercover detective who worked for the DEA. He was tackling some big ass sex trafficking ring and the story was just so ridiculous it was painful. She used stock photos of the guy… she was an odd bird. But the stories were pretty deep.

 

[Diosax]

.yeah, There are more though. There are always more.

I have argue with them plenty

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Fine send them all

Ok, but don't complain when I start sending! (jk, ain't nobody got enough time for all the cockatars on here!)

I've never seen one! I clearly need to get out of PG more.

 

[Diosax]

I read through this whole thing and there’s almost no good urban myths in here. I’ll add the few that I know of.

Thank god you came to give us some

1. An unsolicited vag pic is a real thing. I was the recipient. I’ve mentioned this before because it is such a rare occurrence. Many years ago, I received a PM from someone I didn’t know. I open it up and there was a vagina. Like, pretty up close and personal. Now, vaginas do need context. Otherwise, it’s quite shocking. The user was relatively new and had only a few posts. She said she thought I was funny and I would appreciate it. But other than knowing she had impeccable taste in humour and a wife set vagina, that’s all I knew.

Do you mean vulva?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I read through this whole thing and there’s almost no good urban myths in here. I’ll add the few that I know of.

1. An unsolicited vag pic is a real thing. I was the recipient. I’ve mentioned this before because it is such a rare occurrence. Many years ago, I received a PM from someone I didn’t know. I open it up and there was a vagina. Like, pretty up close and personal. Now, vaginas do need context. Otherwise, it’s quite shocking. The user was relatively new and had only a few posts. She said she thought I was funny and I would appreciate it. But other than knowing she had impeccable taste in humour and a wife set vagina, that’s all I knew.

Some speculate that user went on to become Fara, but we don’t know that for certain. (I’m kidding about that part.)

2. There was a user here who once used to pretend to be all flirty with guys. She would get them to give them personal details and she would put them to their friends and family. This person found her husband on this site and sought revenge on him and everyone else engaging in this behaviour. She had a blog about it. She came back one day and messaged several people the link to it.

3. There was another lady that used to post here who had some really far fetched stories. One of them was that she was having an elicit affair with this undercover detective who worked for the DEA. He was tackling some big ass sex trafficking ring and the story was just so ridiculous it was painful. She used stock photos of the guy… she was an odd bird. But the stories were pretty deep.

1) I already busted 1 earlier as not a myth but in fact real. I also explained that it is a rarity because I am a slacker. Not sure what that other chicks excuse is.

2) well, that is some violation of perv code, all around.

3) are you sure she was a she? was she the vag owner?

Thank god you came to give us some

Do you mean vulva?

not sure about the others, but I like variety so it is an array of indecent pictures.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Thank god you came to give us some

Do you mean vulva?

You are welcome. And no, I meant vagina. I could see into her soul.

1) I already busted 1 earlier as not a myth but in fact real. I also explained that it is a rarity because I am a slacker. Not sure what that other chicks excuse is.

2) well, that is some violation of perv code, all around.

3) are you sure she was a she? was she the vag owner?


not sure about the others, but I like variety so it is an array of indecent pictures.

3. Yes. It was a she. In fact, just some months ago she came back and posted another thread. She was, indeed, a woman. Several people knew her on a personal level. She was not the vag owner. I mean, she was a bag owner. But I never saw it.