Lit-related *Urban Myths* πŸ‘€ *Real* [crazy] Stories* & *Conspiracy Theories*

I'm thoroughly disappointing everyone with the answer no. πŸ˜‚
So was the purpose then the thrill? I stole Bump, Hump, Speed Hump, and High St with purpose. I had my eyes set on the town signs for "Intercourse" and "Blue Ball" in PA but never managed. They were stolen so often they cracked down. Maybe after retirement #lifegoals
 
So was the purpose then the thrill? I stole Bump, Hump, Speed Hump, and High St with purpose. I had my eyes set on the town signs for "Intercourse" and "Blue Ball" in PA but never managed. They were stolen so often they cracked down. Maybe after retirement #lifegoals
I think the thrill was international crime. I was not thrilled. Even then I was saying "I'm too pretty for jail. I want dick!" Ok that last sentence is a lie. I never even said the word penis until my late twenties. πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ
 
I once heard a myth that any lesbian could be turned straight by one night in bed with cowslinger64 and his amazing tongue.

This myth was perpetuated by cowslinger64.
Oh, I've heard of a man who could turn straight women into lesbians with his tongue and mouth too. Differently though, based on the words that came out an all. Not naming names on that one.
 
I think the thrill was international crime. I was not thrilled. Even then I was saying "I'm too pretty for jail. I want dick!" Ok that last sentence is a lie. I never even said the word penis until my late twenties. πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ
pretty sure "I'm too pretty for jail. I want dick" if uttered while being arrested for a misdemeanor might very well keep it off your record in many countries.
 
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Please name names. Or at least tell me in a PM or something. Unless it’s my posts. In which case you must’ve been a lesbian all along.
lol, nah, not you. I steered clear of this one, I am still big on dick.

fine it is Daddylover.

I turned lesbian for a bit after a random pm from glB though. It was a traumatic time. I questioned who I was, how I attracted someone like him, I worked through it and recovered though.
 
Or was it repetitively redundant? πŸ˜‚
Speaking of which, I wonder of we can report cockatars? @ToPleaseHim
People have cockatars?
Well there’s a few of my questions answered.
That girlfriend feeling without having to leave the comfort of your sofa.
And less expensive than dinner and a movie. πŸŽ‰
I think it depends on who it is. I assume some subscriptions can be pretty expensive?
I don’t think there’s a way. But I have sent Laurel a PM a few times over the years for really graphic cockatars. I think a few may have been taken down. I’m all for av approval, but I do see that folks are frustrated as it’s taking time. If it results in eradicating erection avs, I’m all for it.
I'm not saying I'm all for cockatars but I can see the benefit of them. I can take a peep at the package before I engage. But it'd have to be a green checkmark situation where its been verified its their actual cock and not someone else's. You know? πŸ€”
 
People have cockatars?

I think it depends on who it is. I assume some subscriptions can be pretty expensive?

I'm not saying I'm all for cockatars but I can see the benefit of them. I can take a peep at the package before I engage. But it'd have to be a green checkmark situation where its been verified its their actual cock and not someone else's. You know? πŸ€”
I'll start PMing them to you. This will be fun! πŸ˜‚
 
Ok., I am not a prude (I'm here, for one) or a White Knight. I am not squeamish about pictures of penises, heck I have even shared my own modest equipment on request...but after unsolicited dick pics, I am most confused by cockatars...can someone with one explain?
 
πŸ˜‚ It's an old school Chaos reunion up in here. πŸ˜‚
If i can't go to chaos I bring the chaos to me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
lol, nah, not you. I steered clear of this one, I am still big on dick.

fine it is Daddylover.

I turned lesbian for a bit after a random pm from glB though. It was a traumatic time. I questioned who I was, how I attracted someone like him, I worked through it and recovered though.
I need more dets
I'll start PMing them to you. This will be fun! πŸ˜‚
Only the pretty ones pls πŸ˜†
 
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