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[Diosax]

and she still changed it for me

 

[mynameisben]

I don't even want to know what AV you're submitting for approval. Obviously they're even inappropriate for Lit *shakes head

The first draft of my AV got shot down so hard, I thought I'd never come back.


Ben

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

That was redundant. Cockatar suffices.

Or was it repetitively redundant?
Speaking of which, I wonder of we can report cockatars? @ToPleaseHim

 

[Icy1]

If I remember correctly it's listed as Onlyfans.. yes i have subscribed a few times

So many dudes!
They want that girlfriend experience and are willing to hand over cash for it

Well there’s a few of my questions answered.
That girlfriend feeling without having to leave the comfort of your sofa.
And less expensive than dinner and a movie.

 

[Icy1]

Some are. Some aren’t. I had a friend once who started one of those and made most of her money just from tips. It was pretty astounding.

A friend huh? lol

It’s always interesting to see the different ways people choose to spend their money.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

I think this place does tend to show one there is a market for surprising things, not I bet your box is a dumpster fire some days so this is like all volunteer right? new myth, ToPleaseHim is a masochist? with secret magical emoji powers?

Yes, all volunteer. Definitely not masochistic, lmao - my brand of submission is of the service variety.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Or was it repetitively redundant?
Speaking of which, I wonder of we can report cockatars? @ToPleaseHim

I don’t think there’s a way. But I have sent Laurel a PM a few times over the years for really graphic cockatars. I think a few may have been taken down. I’m all for av approval, but I do see that folks are frustrated as it’s taking time. If it results in eradicating erection avs, I’m all for it.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

If it results in eradicating erection avs, I’m all for it.

I don't go to church anymore, but that got a "hallelujah" and an "amen" out of me! lol

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I never got into that one. When I saw it I thought of that idiot American in Singapore.

The one who went to Singapore and brought along his spray paint??

 

[Icy1]

Well, I certainly didn’t have one! Lol. Good to see you again, Icy.

Me either. lol
Thanks, nice to see you too.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

The one who went to Singapore and brought along his spray paint??

Yep, but he "only stole road signs". I'm glad the only road sign I ever helped steal was in France.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Yep, but he "only stole road signs". I'm glad the only road sign I ever helped steal was in France.

I got in trouble once for helping my friend steal a political sign once in high school. She was collecting them. I didn’t get my ass caned but we had to go put the sign back up and shit and we were doing such a terrible job that the politician who’s sign we stole ended up doing it himself while we stood there and watched

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I got in trouble once for helping my friend steal a political sign once in high school. She was collecting them. I didn’t get my ass caned but we had to go put the sign back up and shit and we were doing such a terrible job that the politician who’s sign we stole ended up doing it himself while we stood there and watched

To be clear, I was the loser who kept saying "we can't commit a crime in a foreign country, my parents will kill me, we'll go to jail, we'll have to drop out of college" all the way back to where we were staying. They put it up in the yard and it was two days before the professors noticed it and said "whoever took it, please return it tonight AND DON'T GET CAUGHT!" I got the feeling they had said that before.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

To be clear, I was the loser who kept saying "we can't commit a crime in a foreign country, my parents will kill me, we'll go to jail, we'll have to drop out of college" all the way back to where we were staying. They put it up in the yard and it was two days before the professors noticed it and said "whoever took it, please return it tonight AND DON'T GET CAUGHT!" I got the feeling they had said that before.

I don’t blame you! I’ve seen locked up abroad. No thank you. Although I feel like France wouldn’t go to hard on you

 

[hotoldrguy]

I don’t blame you! I’ve seen locked up abroad. No thank you. Although I feel like France wouldn’t go to hard on you

define hard

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Not…soft?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I don’t blame you! I’ve seen locked up abroad. No thank you. Although I feel like France wouldn’t go to hard on you

define hard

You knew someone had to say it and I had a feeling he'd be the one to take the bait. It's an old school Chaos reunion up in here.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

You knew someone had to say it and I had a feeling he'd be the one to take the bait. It's an old school Chaos reunion up in here.

Leave it to Guy- so mature . It’s why we love ya!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Yes, all volunteer. Definitely not masochistic, lmao - my brand of submission is of the service variety.

ok volunteer, so you just like to volunteer for hard jobs or someone you respect asked you to do this? If the later, do you find little ways to torment them back for getting you into moderating this circus? Like I can only imagine the amount of whining and complaints this gig must come with. You seriously deserve a medal.

Yep, but he "only stole road signs". I'm glad the only road sign I ever helped steal was in France.

what signs? I assume in France it isn't the typical Hump, Bump, and High St.

I got in trouble once for helping my friend steal a political sign once in high school. She was collecting them. I didn’t get my ass caned but we had to go put the sign back up and shit and we were doing such a terrible job that the politician who’s sign we stole ended up doing it himself while we stood there and watched

So is this one of the Bad Nebs stories that I've been asking for?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

ok volunteer, so you just like to volunteer for hard jobs or someone you respect ask you to do this? If the later, do you find little ways to torment them back for getting you into moderating this circus? Like I can only imagine the amount of whining and complaints this gig must come with. You seriously deserve a medal.

what signs? I assume in France it isn't the typical Hump, Bump, and High St.

So is this one of the Bad Nebs stories that I've been asking for?

Rue de (insert some French road name I forgot 20 years ago).

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

ok volunteer, so you just like to volunteer for hard jobs or someone you respect ask you to do this? If the later, do you find little ways to torment them back for getting you into moderating this circus? Like I can only imagine the amount of whining and complaints this gig must come with. You seriously deserve a medal.

what signs? I assume in France it isn't the typical Hump, Bump, and High St.

So is this one of the Bad Nebs stories that I've been asking for?

No! When I saw you laughed at that post I thought I had better clarify to you that although the cops did get involved in that situation, it was definitely not me at my naughtiest

 

[Xerxes82]

Yep, but he "only stole road signs". I'm glad the only road sign I ever helped steal was in France.

His name wasn't Matt, was it? I went to university with a Matt that had to steal street signs. Once saw him shimmy up a pole on Wacker and Michigan in Chicago at 2am just to take the signs.

We carried them around for hours unmolested.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

His name wasn't Matt, was it? I went to university with a Matt that had to steal street signs. Once saw him shimmy up a pole on Wacker and Michigan in Chicago at 2am just to take the signs.

We carried them around for hours unmolested.

There were multiple people but no Matts, sorry!

You were a rebel!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Rue de (insert some French road name I forgot 20 years ago).

was it something dirty, or something made dirty with a little paint?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

was it something dirty, or something made dirty with a little paint?

I'm thoroughly disappointing everyone with the answer no.