Lit-related *Urban Myths* 👀 *Real* [crazy] Stories* & *Conspiracy Theories*

[TANSTAAFL58]

I thought skanking was a dance move

...courtesy of the late great Mr. Bob Marley


Excuse me while I light my spliff...

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Did somebody say train wreck? This one is my favorite!
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I’m actually a huge fan of train wreck gifs myself. That looks like the one from back to the future 3

 

[hotoldrguy]

we can now dispel the myth of needing 100 posts to get an AV. I just saw someone that started on LIT today and has 10 posts and has an AV!

@UnchainedWordist DUDE!

 

[Diosax]

we can now dispel the myth of needing 100 posts to get an AV. I just saw someone that started on LIT today and has 10 posts and has an AV!

@UnchainedWordist DUDE!

It starting to sound a little personal if you ask me

 

[hotoldrguy]

It starting to sound a little personal if you ask me

well to be fair, the AV was a woman in a Domme outfit so...

 

[Diosax]

well to be fair, the AV was a woman in a Domme outfit so...

Interesting YOU noticed all of this

 

[hotoldrguy]

Interesting YOU noticed all of this

I am very observant

 

[Diosax]

I am very observant

Her inbox must be busy with all the submissive men around here

 

[hotoldrguy]

Her inbox must be busy with all the submissive men around here

Are you asking me to check her box now?

 

[Diosax]

Are you asking me to check her box now?

Are you a hacker now?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Are you a hacker now?

I was hoping @Justadesperatewifeandmom could help me out with the tech part.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I was hoping @Justadesperatewifeandmom could help me out with the tech part.

so you are saying you want me to go digging around some new chick's box?

 

[hotoldrguy]

so you are saying you want me to go digging around some new chick's box?

For science!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

For science!

but it is a new chick, so I give 50/50 odds they do not have a box....oh wait, message box,

 

[hotoldrguy]

but it is a new chick, so I give 50/50 odds they do not have a box....oh wait, message box,

If the PICS they are posting are their own, I can verify they have a box

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

That's a bloody big IF around Lit these days.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

If the PICS they are posting are their own, I can verify they have a box

want me to burst your bubble now or later?

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Be gentle with him.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

That's a bloody big IF around Lit these days.

It's been that way since the beginning.

I'm automatically on alert when I see a cup size in a bio.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

It's been that way since the beginning.

I'm automatically on alert when I see a cup size in a bio.

lol, I totally put mine in after about 2 hours. I kept getting messages filling my box. "what do you look like" "how big are your boobs" "how old are you" "what are you desperate for" and well box limit back then lol, so I tried to write a profile to answer so I'd stop getting rapid fire messages asking lol.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

I'm automatically on alert when I see a cup size in a bio.

I don't do cups, but my mugs are mostly a pint. Except the 1797 quart tankard.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I don't do cups, but my mugs are mostly a pint. Except the 1797 quart tankard.

You brits and your hybrid imperialism in measurement

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

What's hybrid about my measurements? Inches, feet, yards, fathoms, chains, furlongs, miles, acres, ounces, pounds, stones, hundredweights, tons, pints, quarts, gallons and Kelvin.

 

[JamesD_0117]

I’m actually a huge fan of train wreck gifs myself. That looks like the one from back to the future 3

That is correct! I’m a fan of trains. Train wreck gifs are hilarious. Check out the video for AC/DC “Rock & Roll Train”. They got a couple good ones in there. HILARIOUS!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

What's hybrid about my measurements? Inches, feet, yards, fathoms, chains, furlongs, miles, acres, ounces, pounds, stones, hundredweights, tons, pints, quarts, gallons and Kelvin.

All perfectly rational and understandable units. Nothing ambiguous at all!

I was more commenting on the boobs to beverage vessels transition. Although, now that I say that, there is a beverage vessel component to boobs. Your logic checks out.