Lit-related *Urban Myths* 👀 *Real* [crazy] Stories* & *Conspiracy Theories*

[TheWorldBuilder]

That's a bloody big IF around Lit these days.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

If the PICS they are posting are their own, I can verify they have a box

want me to burst your bubble now or later?

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Be gentle with him.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

That's a bloody big IF around Lit these days.

It's been that way since the beginning.

I'm automatically on alert when I see a cup size in a bio.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

It's been that way since the beginning.

I'm automatically on alert when I see a cup size in a bio.

lol, I totally put mine in after about 2 hours. I kept getting messages filling my box. "what do you look like" "how big are your boobs" "how old are you" "what are you desperate for" and well box limit back then lol, so I tried to write a profile to answer so I'd stop getting rapid fire messages asking lol.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

I'm automatically on alert when I see a cup size in a bio.

I don't do cups, but my mugs are mostly a pint. Except the 1797 quart tankard.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I don't do cups, but my mugs are mostly a pint. Except the 1797 quart tankard.

You brits and your hybrid imperialism in measurement

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

What's hybrid about my measurements? Inches, feet, yards, fathoms, chains, furlongs, miles, acres, ounces, pounds, stones, hundredweights, tons, pints, quarts, gallons and Kelvin.

 

[JamesD_0117]

I’m actually a huge fan of train wreck gifs myself. That looks like the one from back to the future 3

That is correct! I’m a fan of trains. Train wreck gifs are hilarious. Check out the video for AC/DC “Rock & Roll Train”. They got a couple good ones in there. HILARIOUS!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

What's hybrid about my measurements? Inches, feet, yards, fathoms, chains, furlongs, miles, acres, ounces, pounds, stones, hundredweights, tons, pints, quarts, gallons and Kelvin.

All perfectly rational and understandable units. Nothing ambiguous at all!

I was more commenting on the boobs to beverage vessels transition. Although, now that I say that, there is a beverage vessel component to boobs. Your logic checks out.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

What's hybrid about my measurements? Inches, feet, yards, fathoms, chains, furlongs, miles, acres, ounces, pounds, stones, hundredweights, tons, pints, quarts, gallons and Kelvin.

All perfectly rational and understandable units. Nothing ambiguous at all!

I was more commenting on the boobs to beverage vessels transition. Although, now that I say that, there is a beverage vessel component to boobs. Your logic checks out.

In a perfect world, the base unit for a practical measuring system would be the British Thermal Unit. 25,000BTU breasts, a 5000BTU penis...and velocity in Furlongs per fortnight.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

In a perfect world, the base unit for a practical measuring system would be the British Thermal Unit. 25,000BTU breasts, a 5000BTU penis...and velocity in Furlongs per fortnight.

That would make some incredibly niche porn. Dozens of dollars for the taking.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

That would make some incredibly niche porn. Dozens of dollars for the taking.

It is my get rich quick scheme.

Now, if you will step into the workshop, I can determine how many BTUs define your bra cup...FOR SCIENCE!

 

[Diosax]

Guys, I saw the first cockatar!

I thought you'd like to know this

 

[cascadiabound]

Guy. I saw the first cockatar!

I thought you'd like to know this

You've been here almost 2 years and you bagged your FIRST cockatar?
They must be cracking down...they used to be all over the board

 

[Diosax]

You've been here almost 2 years and you bagged your FIRST cockatar?
They must be cracking down...they used to be all over the board

I created the account 2 yrs ago but I didn't use it until early this year.

Today I've seen 2!!

 

[cascadiabound]

I created the account 2 yrs ago but I didn't use it until early this year.

Today I've seen 2!!

Ah. Gotcha

Cockatars have helped me eliminate scads of men around here. Have cockatar, no need to talk to me.

 

[Diosax]

Ah. Gotcha

Cockatars have helped me eliminate scads of men around here. Have cockatar, no need to talk to me.

I def don't think I'd talk to any either. The two I saw w.e post i saw I wasn't impressed

 

[hotoldrguy]

Have you heard the LIT Urban Myth that there is a Litster that actually reads peoples profiles?

 

[Diosax]

Have you heard the LIT Urban Myth that there is a Litster that actually reads peoples profiles?

What a nerd!

I also heard there's people who have profiles!

 

[hotoldrguy]

What a nerd!

I also heard there's people who have profiles!

I have also heard users without profiles are bots!!!!

 

[Diosax]

I have also heard users without profiles are bots!!!!

Am I a bot?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Am I a bot?

You have a profile. Just a not to extensive one

 

[Diosax]

You have a profile. Just a not to extensive one

I'm a savy bot

 

[hotoldrguy]

I'm a savy bot

then why haven't you sent me a link to your onlyfans?