Lit-related *Urban Myths* 👀 *Real* [crazy] Stories* & *Conspiracy Theories*

[hotoldrguy]

I was laying in bed last night, and I had a possible epiphany on cocktars. What if they are straight men sick of getting emailed random dick pics? Like, not a myth, a lot people don't read profiles, or signatures, or the title below our name. Even more so, some don't read user names like I even get asked frequently enough if I am married. Some people are really against posting their face, some people really dislike using images that are not your own for avatars. What if cocktar men are both? And they tried arms, chest etc, and dudes still kept thinking the were women, so this is where they end up like showing their cock so other men see they don't need photos? ok probably not, but I wonder.

or maybe they think every woman that sees their cock is going to fall all over them...

 

[MedicalMuse]

And, sure, tell me about "ferocious relaxation"

And for the record, I read your profile. You sound delightful.

 

[MedicalMuse]

or maybe they think every woman that sees their cock is going to fall all over them...

You can throw a rock here and hit 13 dicks. I want thighs!

 

[Apisto42]

I was laying in bed last night, and I had a possible epiphany on cocktars. What if they are straight men sick of getting emailed random dick pics? Like, not a myth, a lot people don't read profiles, or signatures, or the title below our name. Even more so, some don't read user names like I even get asked frequently enough if I am married. Some people are really against posting their face, some people really dislike using images that are not your own for avatars. What if cocktar men are both? And they tried arms, chest etc, and dudes still kept thinking the were women, so this is where they end up like showing their cock so other men see they don't need photos? ok probably not, but I wonder.

I love it when I get some dick in my inbox. Gives me a chance to laugh and tell them mine is bigger.

I do get email feedback from weirdos thinking I’m a chick. Also funny. Sometimes very weird.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

And for the record, I read your profile. You sound delightful.

You should have seen the good one...

 

[MedicalMuse]

You should have seen the good one...

Alas, that was probably during my hiatus.

 

[THROBBS]

I was laying in bed last night, and I had a possible epiphany on cocktars. What if they are straight men sick of getting emailed random dick pics? Like, not a myth, a lot people don't read profiles, or signatures, or the title below our name. Even more so, some don't read user names like I even get asked frequently enough if I am married. Some people are really against posting their face, some people really dislike using images that are not your own for avatars. What if cocktar men are both? And they tried arms, chest etc, and dudes still kept thinking the were women, so this is where they end up like showing their cock so other men see they don't need photos? ok probably not, but I wonder.

I just like to show off.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude I am too lazy and dumb so explain what a cockstar is like I was a five year old. No more than two sentences please.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Dude I am too lazy and dumb so explain what a cockstar is like I was a five year old. No more than two sentences please.

Cockatar as opposed to an avatar

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I just like to show off.

as you should, as you should.

Dude I am too lazy and dumb so explain what a cockstar is like I was a five year old. No more than two sentences please.

oh, if you need me to explain a cockstar, it won't be your thing.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I just like to show off.

That's because nobody has a bigger or more thoughtful Cockatar than you Throbbs

 

[Diosax]

Well that is quite a signature line...it beats the Hell out of "read my story".

How about "Season your damn food"? AFAF

Meaning they’re probably in a committed relationship and curious about not being in that relationship

It’s a “grass is greener” mentality.

Makes sense i guess lol

"Im in a committed relationship but curious what's out there "

You can throw a rock here and hit 13 dicks. I want thighs!

Bonus points if is both? I like thighs too

I love it when I get some dick in my inbox. Gives me a chance to laugh and tell them mine is bigger.

I do get email feedback from weirdos thinking I’m a chick. Also funny. Sometimes very weird.

Men get it so wrong don't they? They think I'm a dude.

I don't get unsolicited dick pics but I'd also tell them it's small, I've seen bigger.

 

[THROBBS]

That's because nobody has a bigger or more thoughtful Cockatar than you Throbbs

It's a really small tree.

~Pensive penis.
OH! That reminds me of the drawing to the word-prompt "pen".

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

It's a really small tree.

~Pensive penis.
OH! That reminds me of the drawing to the word-prompt "pen".

I love that old-school drafting table

 

[THROBBS]

I love that old-school drafting table

That's me — old tool school!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

No explanation needed. My dad was a huge fan. he was rather vocal about her at times.

Your Dad? Damn, I'm old...

 

[Diosax]

So it would appear that people read sigs

Not me. They don't show on cellphone

 

[cascadiabound]

I love it when I get some dick in my inbox. Gives me a chance to laugh and tell them mine is bigger.

I do get email feedback from weirdos thinking I’m a chick. Also funny. Sometimes very weird.

I think I made that mistake... that is thinking you were female (not sending a dick pic)
A failure to read your profile before sending a PM in the July challenge
Thank you for being gracious about it

 

[MedicalMuse]

Your Dad? Damn, I'm old...

Nope, he was old. Liked younger women. Something about her worked for him. I know. Had to hear about it.

 

[JKL123]

Meaning they’re probably in a committed relationship and curious about not being in that relationship

It’s a “grass is greener” mentality.

You know what they say ... the grass is greener on the other side of the road. Then you decide hey I'll go over there!

What they don't say is when you get to the other side .... you get to mow the grass!

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Someone in our midst is trying their damndest to become a Lit Story… Are they a 70 year old man? A woman named Jane? A middle aged married man chatting about his wife? All of these posted in recent days. I don’t have the time to scroll through all of their posts on so many Personals at the moment, but it’s safe to say their catfishing skills are sub-par.

My guess is that they are a lonely, older man just looking for connection. But they could always be someone with nefarious goals.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Thanks for th

Someone in our midst is trying their damndest to become a Lit Story… Are they a 70 year old man? A woman named Jane? A middle aged married man chatting about his wife? All of these posted in recent days. I don’t have the time to scroll through all of their posts on so many Personals at the moment, but it’s safe to say their catfishing skills are sub-par.

My guess is that they are a lonely, older man just looking for connection. But they could always be someone with nefarious goals.

Thanks for the heads up. No matter who he /she is this is sad

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Someone in our midst is trying their damndest to become a Lit Story… Are they a 70 year old man? A woman named Jane? A middle aged married man chatting about his wife? All of these posted in recent days. I don’t have the time to scroll through all of their posts on so many Personals at the moment, but it’s safe to say their catfishing skills are sub-par.

My guess is that they are a lonely, older man just looking for connection. But they could always be someone with nefarious goals.

I do find myself wondering if they are both the OP of the personals posts and the replier.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude I was getting pretty bored with this place but love hearing all these stories from you silly little freaks and such.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Someone in our midst is trying their damndest to become a Lit Story… Are they a 70 year old man? A woman named Jane? A middle aged married man chatting about his wife? All of these posted in recent days. I don’t have the time to scroll through all of their posts on so many Personals at the moment, but it’s safe to say their catfishing skills are sub-par.

My guess is that they are a lonely, older man just looking for connection. But they could always be someone with nefarious goals.

Omg, that’s wild.