Lit-related *Urban Myths* 👀 *Real* [crazy] Stories* & *Conspiracy Theories*

[TANSTAAFL58]

I just like to show off.

That's because nobody has a bigger or more thoughtful Cockatar than you Throbbs

 

[Diosax]

Well that is quite a signature line...it beats the Hell out of "read my story".

How about "Season your damn food"? AFAF

Meaning they’re probably in a committed relationship and curious about not being in that relationship

It’s a “grass is greener” mentality.

Makes sense i guess lol

"Im in a committed relationship but curious what's out there "

You can throw a rock here and hit 13 dicks. I want thighs!

Bonus points if is both? I like thighs too

I love it when I get some dick in my inbox. Gives me a chance to laugh and tell them mine is bigger.

I do get email feedback from weirdos thinking I’m a chick. Also funny. Sometimes very weird.

Men get it so wrong don't they? They think I'm a dude.

I don't get unsolicited dick pics but I'd also tell them it's small, I've seen bigger.

 

[THROBBS]

That's because nobody has a bigger or more thoughtful Cockatar than you Throbbs

It's a really small tree.

~Pensive penis.
OH! That reminds me of the drawing to the word-prompt "pen".

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

It's a really small tree.

~Pensive penis.
OH! That reminds me of the drawing to the word-prompt "pen".

I love that old-school drafting table

 

[THROBBS]

I love that old-school drafting table

That's me — old tool school!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

No explanation needed. My dad was a huge fan. he was rather vocal about her at times.

Your Dad? Damn, I'm old...

 

[Diosax]

So it would appear that people read sigs

Not me. They don't show on cellphone

 

[cascadiabound]

I love it when I get some dick in my inbox. Gives me a chance to laugh and tell them mine is bigger.

I do get email feedback from weirdos thinking I’m a chick. Also funny. Sometimes very weird.

I think I made that mistake... that is thinking you were female (not sending a dick pic)
A failure to read your profile before sending a PM in the July challenge
Thank you for being gracious about it

 

[MedicalMuse]

Your Dad? Damn, I'm old...

Nope, he was old. Liked younger women. Something about her worked for him. I know. Had to hear about it.

 

[JKL123]

Meaning they’re probably in a committed relationship and curious about not being in that relationship

It’s a “grass is greener” mentality.

You know what they say ... the grass is greener on the other side of the road. Then you decide hey I'll go over there!

What they don't say is when you get to the other side .... you get to mow the grass!

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Someone in our midst is trying their damndest to become a Lit Story… Are they a 70 year old man? A woman named Jane? A middle aged married man chatting about his wife? All of these posted in recent days. I don’t have the time to scroll through all of their posts on so many Personals at the moment, but it’s safe to say their catfishing skills are sub-par.

My guess is that they are a lonely, older man just looking for connection. But they could always be someone with nefarious goals.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Thanks for th

Someone in our midst is trying their damndest to become a Lit Story… Are they a 70 year old man? A woman named Jane? A middle aged married man chatting about his wife? All of these posted in recent days. I don’t have the time to scroll through all of their posts on so many Personals at the moment, but it’s safe to say their catfishing skills are sub-par.

My guess is that they are a lonely, older man just looking for connection. But they could always be someone with nefarious goals.

Thanks for the heads up. No matter who he /she is this is sad

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Someone in our midst is trying their damndest to become a Lit Story… Are they a 70 year old man? A woman named Jane? A middle aged married man chatting about his wife? All of these posted in recent days. I don’t have the time to scroll through all of their posts on so many Personals at the moment, but it’s safe to say their catfishing skills are sub-par.

My guess is that they are a lonely, older man just looking for connection. But they could always be someone with nefarious goals.

I do find myself wondering if they are both the OP of the personals posts and the replier.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude I was getting pretty bored with this place but love hearing all these stories from you silly little freaks and such.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Someone in our midst is trying their damndest to become a Lit Story… Are they a 70 year old man? A woman named Jane? A middle aged married man chatting about his wife? All of these posted in recent days. I don’t have the time to scroll through all of their posts on so many Personals at the moment, but it’s safe to say their catfishing skills are sub-par.

My guess is that they are a lonely, older man just looking for connection. But they could always be someone with nefarious goals.

Omg, that’s wild.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I heard a rumor that @cheekygirl75 briefly posted a pic of a nipple ring. I could be wrong though.

 

[gga]

I heard a rumor that @cheekygirl75 briefly posted a pic of a nipple ring. I could be wrong though.

You heard a rumor?

 

[neakman]

I just like to show off.

I always wonder how you balance the book without hands.......

 

[THROBBS]

I always wonder how you balance the book without hands.......

my magnetic personality.


or "juggling balls"

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Dude I was getting pretty bored with this place but love hearing all these stories from you silly little freaks and such.

As you should. I find us silly little freaks damn entertaining.

I heard a rumor that @cheekygirl75 briefly posted a pic of a nipple ring. I could be wrong though.

not a myth. legend (wait for it)
dary.

 

[neakman]

my magnetic personality.


or "juggling balls"

all the Lead you ingested as a kid.....

 

[THROBBS]

all the Lead you ingested as a kid.....

That explains the heavy balls, and the brain damage, but not so much the magnetism, being as how lead is non-ferrous.

 

[neakman]

That explains the heavy balls, and the brain damage, but not so much the magnetism, being as how lead is non-ferrous.

I was worried that you were going to analyze that statement and see the anti-scientific nature of it, but I was hoping it was going to slide.

Will need to ramp up my snark for the future.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

You heard a rumor?

I heard a rumor that people who post gifs are responsible for ALL Lit issues. ALL. OF. THEM.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I heard a rumor that people who post gifs are responsible for ALL Lit issues. ALL. OF. THEM.

Well, humblebrag, imgur does says that my bandwidth utilization is impressive. I post gifs. I'll totally take credit. Hell, That shit is going on my resume. "implemented performance testing of a major global website via compressed data dissemination in order to identify unfavorable impacts of low level bandwidth utilization"