Lit-related *Urban Myths* 👀 *Real* [crazy] Stories* & *Conspiracy Theories*

[MedicalMuse]

I found that when my profile had detailed information about my life, my kinks and my status as well as things I was interested in NOBODY read it. Evidently my Av at the time attracted a lot of gay men who didn't read the part where I said I was straight and not interested in exploring any new directions.

Yep. Av’s tend to attract the most. Though I think I can say that my sig line has earned me more messages than anything else I’ve done.
Except the boobs that one time.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I tend to think people read profiles, but some don't care what a profile says.

That leads to Lit men trolling the Lesbian threads convinced that there are no gay women, just women who haven't had the pleasure of "Guido Firebird" (I think I suggested that as a male Alt name to a woman here)...the same woman taught me as a young(er) Litster to post-stalk everyone new, which includes reading the profile

 

[hotoldrguy]

Yep. Av’s tend to attract the most. Though I think I can say that my sig line has earned me more messages than anything else I’ve done.
Except the boobs that one time.

So it would appear that people read sigs

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Yep. Av’s tend to attract the most. Though I think I can say that my sig line has earned me more messages than anything else I’ve done.
Except the boobs that one time.

Well that is quite a signature line...it beats the Hell out of "read my story". But your Av also has that "Ali McGraw , 1975" thing going for it.

Damn, now I am gonna have to explain that, aren't I

 

[hotoldrguy]

Well that is quite a signature line...it beats the Hell out of "read my story". But your Av also has that "Ali McGraw , 1975" thing going for it.

Damn, now I am gonna have to explain that, aren't I

you do not have to explain it to me

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Yep. Av’s tend to attract the most. Though I think I can say that my sig line has earned me more messages than anything else I’ve done.
Except the boobs that one time.

And, sure, tell me about "ferocious relaxation"

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

you do not have to explain it to me

That's because you likely saw that movie in a theatre and paid like a buck for popcorn lol.

 

[Diosax]

the status is usually bicurious. Used more by men then women who have never had a same sex experience but have an interest in hearing about it and maybe try some aspect of it.

But i mean under status (single/married etc) some have curious

 

[MedicalMuse]

But i mean under status (single/married etc) some have curious

Meaning they’re probably in a committed relationship and curious about not being in that relationship

It’s a “grass is greener” mentality.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Well that is quite a signature line...it beats the Hell out of "read my story". But your Av also has that "Ali McGraw , 1975" thing going for it.

Damn, now I am gonna have to explain that, aren't I

you do not have to explain it to me

No explanation needed. My dad was a huge fan. he was rather vocal about her at times.

 

[hotoldrguy]

But i mean under status (single/married etc) some have curious

I had to go to the control panel and look. I did not even realize that was an option.

 

[hotoldrguy]

No explanation needed. My dad was a huge fan. he was rather vocal about her at times.

and now that you said it was your dad, I do not feel the least be old.

 

[MedicalMuse]

and no that you said it was your dad, I do not feel the least be old.

Shush. He was way older than you.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I was laying in bed last night, and I had a possible epiphany on cocktars. What if they are straight men sick of getting emailed random dick pics? Like, not a myth, a lot people don't read profiles, or signatures, or the title below our name. Even more so, some don't read user names like I even get asked frequently enough if I am married. Some people are really against posting their face, some people really dislike using images that are not your own for avatars. What if cocktar men are both? And they tried arms, chest etc, and dudes still kept thinking the were women, so this is where they end up like showing their cock so other men see they don't need photos? ok probably not, but I wonder.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I was laying in bed last night, and I had a possible epiphany on cocktars. What if they are straight men sick of getting emailed random dick pics? Like, not a myth, a lot people don't read profiles, or signatures, or the title below our name. Even more so, some don't read user names like I even get asked frequently enough if I am married. Some people are really against posting their face, some people really dislike using images that are not your own for avatars. What if cocktar men are both? And they tried arms, chest etc, and dudes still kept thinking the were women, so this is where they end up like showing their cock so other men see they don't need photos? ok probably not, but I wonder.

We’ll go with that. Seems plausible, especially here.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I was laying in bed last night, and I had a possible epiphany on cocktars. What if they are straight men sick of getting emailed random dick pics? Like, not a myth, a lot people don't read profiles, or signatures, or the title below our name. Even more so, some don't read user names like I even get asked frequently enough if I am married. Some people are really against posting their face, some people really dislike using images that are not your own for avatars. What if cocktar men are both? And they tried arms, chest etc, and dudes still kept thinking the were women, so this is where they end up like showing their cock so other men see they don't need photos? ok probably not, but I wonder.

or maybe they think every woman that sees their cock is going to fall all over them...

 

[MedicalMuse]

And, sure, tell me about "ferocious relaxation"

And for the record, I read your profile. You sound delightful.

 

[MedicalMuse]

or maybe they think every woman that sees their cock is going to fall all over them...

You can throw a rock here and hit 13 dicks. I want thighs!

 

[Apisto42]

I was laying in bed last night, and I had a possible epiphany on cocktars. What if they are straight men sick of getting emailed random dick pics? Like, not a myth, a lot people don't read profiles, or signatures, or the title below our name. Even more so, some don't read user names like I even get asked frequently enough if I am married. Some people are really against posting their face, some people really dislike using images that are not your own for avatars. What if cocktar men are both? And they tried arms, chest etc, and dudes still kept thinking the were women, so this is where they end up like showing their cock so other men see they don't need photos? ok probably not, but I wonder.

I love it when I get some dick in my inbox. Gives me a chance to laugh and tell them mine is bigger.

I do get email feedback from weirdos thinking I’m a chick. Also funny. Sometimes very weird.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

And for the record, I read your profile. You sound delightful.

You should have seen the good one...

 

[MedicalMuse]

You should have seen the good one...

Alas, that was probably during my hiatus.

 

[THROBBS]

I was laying in bed last night, and I had a possible epiphany on cocktars. What if they are straight men sick of getting emailed random dick pics? Like, not a myth, a lot people don't read profiles, or signatures, or the title below our name. Even more so, some don't read user names like I even get asked frequently enough if I am married. Some people are really against posting their face, some people really dislike using images that are not your own for avatars. What if cocktar men are both? And they tried arms, chest etc, and dudes still kept thinking the were women, so this is where they end up like showing their cock so other men see they don't need photos? ok probably not, but I wonder.

I just like to show off.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude I am too lazy and dumb so explain what a cockstar is like I was a five year old. No more than two sentences please.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Dude I am too lazy and dumb so explain what a cockstar is like I was a five year old. No more than two sentences please.

Cockatar as opposed to an avatar

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I just like to show off.

as you should, as you should.

Dude I am too lazy and dumb so explain what a cockstar is like I was a five year old. No more than two sentences please.

oh, if you need me to explain a cockstar, it won't be your thing.