Lit-related *Urban Myths* 👀 *Real* [crazy] Stories* & *Conspiracy Theories*

[KatieDoes]

you have a point. Im 79 years old.

You look great!

 

[neakman]

I look okay for 79
I look fantastic for 99
I look rough for 59.

 

[ydahecnot]

I look okay for 79
I look fantastic for 99
I look rough for 59.

I don’t think I wanna know how you are for 69

 

[AveryElle]

If I ever go on the prowl again, I’m going to fake my age as 20 years older. So when I send them pics, they rave about how great I look.

I look kinda ok for 50.

I‘d look amazing for 70.

I‘d look pretty rough for 30.

I had a (long deceased) great uncle who did this. Really. Not on the prowl but generally in life. He’d add ten years and people always told him how great he looked. Even though he looked terrible for his actual age.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I’m curious if anyone has heard any lit myths about themselves?

Nah but I have heard plenty about you

 

[cheekygirl75]

Nah but I have heard plenty about you

Ooooh, do tell!

 

[Diosax]

Ooooh, do tell!

 

[Diosax]

Me too.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Me too.

And?

 

[Lionel_Hutz1977]

Hahah Lionel said he/she said im looking for a man

Correction. “looking for a man.” There was no sentence in there. I am indeed a man but not the one they are looking for, I’m afraid.

 

[Diosax]

Correction. “looking for a man.” There was no sentence in there. I am indeed a man but not the one they are looking for, I’m afraid.

I thought you were a woman

I'm confused

 

[Lionel_Hutz1977]

I thought you were a woman

I'm confused

Oh that’s right. I was going to send you all the cockatars I’ve seen while trolling the personals.

 

[Diosax]

Oh that’s right. I was going to send you all the cockatars I’ve seen while trolling the personals.

Send away...for science

 

[Diosax]

All of the stories are true.
Excluding all of the ones that are not.

Woman tell us the damn stories already

 

[ydahecnot]

+1.

For science.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

We all know you are 25, single, childless, rich and a fucking nymphomaniac but you use this desperate wife and mom as a persona to draw in the higher quality of Lit clientele

shush, I was scaring away all the men before. This way it makes me more approachable and all.

If I ever go on the prowl again, I’m going to fake my age as 20 years older. So when I send them pics, they rave about how great I look.

I look kinda ok for 50.

I‘d look amazing for 70.

I‘d look pretty rough for 30.

damn that is a good idea. Plus, I am now going to live to be like 125.

I’m curious if anyone has heard any lit myths about themselves?

I have not, but I'm going with if there are any, they are all true. Myths about me are likely more exciting than reality.

I can't even say I've heard myths about others. I do ask for others crazy, funny, extreme Lit stories, but I always specify no names, as it is the story I want hear, I don't need to ascribe it to a specific individual.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

I’m curious if anyone has heard any lit myths about themselves?

Yes

 

[cheekygirl75]

Yes

 

[Icy1]

I’m curious if anyone has heard any lit myths about themselves?

I heard that I wasn’t really Australian.

 

[neakman]

I don’t think I wanna know how you are for 69

Oh yes you do, I can give you a list of women who can confirm. This is the Lit Urban myth thread right?

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Lol same. I’ve heard one about myself pretty recently. That was not true in the slightest. Could not have been further from who I am.

What’s really funny to me is that one person who I believe to be the source of two pretty significant myths about me (also very far from who I am as a person) keeps liking my comments and has replied to me several times. Dude. Stop.

For anyone checking, I’ve NEVER shared anyone’s photos with Lance (GB Lance, lol). I almost said I’ve never ever shared photos, but that’s not true. I’ve been very fortunate to meet several Litsters and I have shown selfies to mutual friends. I’ve never shared anyone’s photo with any ill-intent and I’ve always asked people if it was okay to share.

I’ve also never been in a relationship of any sort with a person who’s username starts with a V (I’ve been in three Lit relationships; 2 were very public and obvious and the other was not a prolific poster) and I certainly haven’t spilled anyone’s secrets to him. Lots of people here have shared secrets and personal stories/info with me over the years. If I were blabbing people’s info, it would be really evident. I don’t do that.

I did send that email that got me vilified on the GB. It was not from my work email, which was hilarious to see the allegation and the threats of doxxing. And there’s a lot more to that story that people don’t know. I’d send that email again without reservation. I wish I’d sent it sooner.

 

[RickTango]

Oooh see.. posts like this ^ make me want to investigate. LOL. Which, by the way, I am waaaay too lazy to do.

I know about the latter part of your post, the rest no clue.

I had a similar reaction. I enjoy reading post that’s are genuine and sincere, and of course “enquiring minds want to know”

As for me. The Myth is ..well there are no Myths.

 

[Dribble]

Define myth? Classical sense? Or historical? Or are you asking about rumors or platitudes?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

For anyone checking, I’ve NEVER shared anyone’s photos with Lance (GB Lance, lol). I almost said I’ve never ever shared photos, but that’s not true. I’ve been very fortunate to meet several Litsters and I have shown selfies to mutual friends. I’ve never shared anyone’s photo with any ill-intent and I’ve always asked people if it was okay to share.

I’ve also never been in a relationship of any sort with a person who’s username starts with a V (I’ve been in three Lit relationships; 2 were very public and obvious and the other was not a prolific poster) and I certainly haven’t spilled anyone’s secrets to him. Lots of people here have shared secrets and personal stories/info with me over the years. If I were blabbing people’s info, it would be really evident. I don’t do that.

I did send that email that got me vilified on the GB. It was not from my work email, which was hilarious to see the allegation and the threats of doxxing. And there’s a lot more to that story that people don’t know. I’d send that email again without reservation. I wish I’d sent it sooner.

I don't know about any of this, but surely nobody would be horrible enough to share other people's photos with someone of that reputation! That's pretty low. And I certainly don't think you would.

Also, am I the only one who will be now looking at Litster names beginning with V?

 

[Xerxes82]

I’m curious if anyone has heard any lit myths about themselves?

I would feel honestly and genuinely weird to find out that people are talking about me. It's not something that even crosses my mind!

I’ve also never been in a relationship of any sort with a person who’s username starts with a V

Well, how do you feel about X? *waggles brows* LOL.

Do you feel like you are more subject to mythologizing because you've been an active poster in multiple areas for a while, or because you're mod, or both? I'd be curious if your pre-mod experience is noticeably different from your mod experience.