Lit-related *Urban Myths* 👀 *Real* [crazy] Stories* & *Conspiracy Theories*

[PlanetaryNebula]

Hurry @LaisDeMarieDeFrance or Nebs is gonna get Cockngry

Cockngry!!!!!!!!

 

[Diosax]

Cockngry!!!!!!!!

I know! I was pretty proud of it

 

[neakman]

I know! I was pretty proud of it

does that mean mad for cocks or mad at cocks?

 

[Xerxes82]

Hurry @LaisDeMarieDeFrance or Nebs is gonna get Cockngry

Isn't she already hungry for cocks?

*confused face*

 

[THROBBS]

I was worried that you were going to analyze that statement and see the anti-scientific nature of it, but I was hoping it was going to slide.

Will need to ramp up my snark for the future.

Well, it has been rumored that I like to be led by the balls.

That is not true! Though I do tend to think with my dick.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Hahaha

Maybe you did. So should I send them to you now?

Hahaha demanding is a strong word

You have such a generous heart! I'm ok for now, but thanks! You enjoy!

Hurry @LaisDeMarieDeFrance or Nebs is gonna get Cockngry

Too late!

Just sent you two in PM. We should all send them to you, right?

I sent them to them without mentioning your name cause I thought you wanted to keep it on the DL. "Why are you outing yourself? Why are you outing yourself?"

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Someone told me they messaged him. Doesn't he pretend is a couple or something like that?

I haven’t seen anything that indicates they are a couple or pretending to be a couple. We have had people do that (Denny and Dollie come to mind), but it’s nearly impossible to do well and just odd. Couple accounts on any message board or on social media just don’t seem to work.

And here at Lit, if responding to personals from a shared account, it would be imperative to indicate very clearly that it’s a shared account. That’s not happening here unless only in PM.

ETA: Just checked for recent posts. He’s aged 5 years this week on his male persona.

 

[ydahecnot]

The biggest Lit urban myths:

—I have a huge cock (it is average at best)
—I am wearing sexy lingerie (she is wearing flannel)
—My wife knows about Lit (his wife wonders why he is always X-ing out of a screen)

 

[hotoldrguy]

So one the continued search for cockatars, I have seen a couple of users that used to have them and now just have the first letter of their user name as their AV. Maybe someone running Lit has been searching them out.

 

[ydahecnot]

So one the continued search for cockatars, I have seen a couple of users that used to have them and now just have the first letter of their user name as their AV. Maybe someone running Lit has been searching them out.

That would be awesome, and about time

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I haven’t seen anything that indicates they are a couple or pretending to be a couple. We have had people do that (Denny and Dollie come to mind), but it’s nearly impossible to do well and just odd. Couple accounts on any message board or on social media just don’t seem to work.

And here at Lit, if responding to personals from a shared account, it would be imperative to indicate very clearly that it’s a shared account. That’s not happening here unless only in PM.

ETA: Just checked for recent posts. He’s aged 5 years this week on his male persona.

Why fake an older age? If I am going to lie about my age, I want to be like 25. And while I am at it um single.... And childless.....And rich.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Why fake an older age? If I am going to lie about my age, I want to be like 25. And while I am at it um single.... And childless.....And rich.

We all know you are 25, single, childless, rich and a fucking nymphomaniac but you use this desperate wife and mom as a persona to draw in the higher quality of Lit clientele

 

[THROBBS]

Why fake an older age? If I am going to lie about my age, I want to be like 25. And while I am at it um single.... And childless.....And rich.

Like me!?

Sweet!

 

[KatieDoes]

Why fake an older age? If I am going to lie about my age, I want to be like 25. And while I am at it um single.... And childless.....And rich.

If I ever go on the prowl again, I’m going to fake my age as 20 years older. So when I send them pics, they rave about how great I look.

I look kinda ok for 50.

I‘d look amazing for 70.

I‘d look pretty rough for 30.

 

[neakman]

you have a point. Im 79 years old.

 

[KatieDoes]

you have a point. Im 79 years old.

You look great!

 

[neakman]

I look okay for 79
I look fantastic for 99
I look rough for 59.

 

[ydahecnot]

I look okay for 79
I look fantastic for 99
I look rough for 59.

I don’t think I wanna know how you are for 69

 

[AveryElle]

If I ever go on the prowl again, I’m going to fake my age as 20 years older. So when I send them pics, they rave about how great I look.

I look kinda ok for 50.

I‘d look amazing for 70.

I‘d look pretty rough for 30.

I had a (long deceased) great uncle who did this. Really. Not on the prowl but generally in life. He’d add ten years and people always told him how great he looked. Even though he looked terrible for his actual age.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I’m curious if anyone has heard any lit myths about themselves?

Nah but I have heard plenty about you

 

[cheekygirl75]

Nah but I have heard plenty about you

Ooooh, do tell!

 

[Diosax]

Ooooh, do tell!

 

[Diosax]

Me too.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Me too.

And?

 

[Diosax]

Correction. “looking for a man.” There was no sentence in there. I am indeed a man but not the one they are looking for, I’m afraid.

I thought you were a woman

I'm confused