Lit-related *Urban Myths* 👀 *Real* [crazy] Stories* & *Conspiracy Theories*

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I heard a rumor that @cheekygirl75 briefly posted a pic of a nipple ring. I could be wrong though.

 

[gga]

I heard a rumor that @cheekygirl75 briefly posted a pic of a nipple ring. I could be wrong though.

You heard a rumor?

 

[neakman]

I just like to show off.

I always wonder how you balance the book without hands.......

 

[THROBBS]

I always wonder how you balance the book without hands.......

my magnetic personality.


or "juggling balls"

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Dude I was getting pretty bored with this place but love hearing all these stories from you silly little freaks and such.

As you should. I find us silly little freaks damn entertaining.

I heard a rumor that @cheekygirl75 briefly posted a pic of a nipple ring. I could be wrong though.

not a myth. legend (wait for it)
dary.

 

[neakman]

my magnetic personality.


or "juggling balls"

all the Lead you ingested as a kid.....

 

[THROBBS]

all the Lead you ingested as a kid.....

That explains the heavy balls, and the brain damage, but not so much the magnetism, being as how lead is non-ferrous.

 

[neakman]

That explains the heavy balls, and the brain damage, but not so much the magnetism, being as how lead is non-ferrous.

I was worried that you were going to analyze that statement and see the anti-scientific nature of it, but I was hoping it was going to slide.

Will need to ramp up my snark for the future.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

You heard a rumor?

I heard a rumor that people who post gifs are responsible for ALL Lit issues. ALL. OF. THEM.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I heard a rumor that people who post gifs are responsible for ALL Lit issues. ALL. OF. THEM.

Well, humblebrag, imgur does says that my bandwidth utilization is impressive. I post gifs. I'll totally take credit. Hell, That shit is going on my resume. "implemented performance testing of a major global website via compressed data dissemination in order to identify unfavorable impacts of low level bandwidth utilization"

 

[Diosax]

I heard a rumor that people who post gifs are responsible for ALL Lit issues. ALL. OF. THEM.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I heard a rumor that @cheekygirl75 briefly posted a pic of a nipple ring. I could be wrong though.

Dang, I missed it...

 

[hotoldrguy]

Oh wow! I missed that?

me too. You still do not have an AV? BTW were you anywhere near the flooding in Dallas?

 

[Diosax]

Someone in our midst is trying their damndest to become a Lit Story… Are they a 70 year old man? A woman named Jane? A middle aged married man chatting about his wife? All of these posted in recent days. I don’t have the time to scroll through all of their posts on so many Personals at the moment, but it’s safe to say their catfishing skills are sub-par.

My guess is that they are a lonely, older man just looking for connection. But they could always be someone with nefarious goals.

Someone told me they messaged him. Doesn't he pretend is a couple or something like that?

 

[hotoldrguy]

that was fortunate.

Kind of, but not really. I was roughly 5 miles away, so I was good.

Glad to hear you are ok

 

[neakman]

I heard a rumor that Diosax wanted guys to send her dick pics to prove to herself she was a woman and not a guy because guys can't read.

 

[Diosax]

I heard a rumor that Diosax wanted guys to send her dick pics to prove to herself she was a woman and not a guy because guys can't read.

It was for guys to prove to me that they knew I wasn't a guy. But that's close enough

Don't send me unsolicited dick pics ty

 

[hotoldrguy]

It was for guys to prove to me that they knew I wasn't a guy. But that's close enough

Don't send me unsolicited dick pics ty

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Well, humblebrag, imgur does says that my bandwidth utilization is impressive. I post gifs. I'll totally take credit. Hell, That shit is going on my resume. "implemented performance testing of a major global website via compressed data dissemination in order to identify unfavorable impacts of low level bandwidth utilization"

Please add "amazing bs skills" to your list of superlative qualities.

Ya'll know I was referring to a comment that was made in there the other day, right? GIFs apparently crash Lit? And yet here you are... so rude Diva! So. Rude.

Dang, I missed it...

When I say "briefly", I mean I heard it was there for 2 nanoseconds. Possibly 4.8 people saw it before *poof*.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

It was for guys to prove to me that they knew I wasn't a guy. But that's close enough

Don't send me unsolicited dick pics ty

But I'm still good to send you cockatars, right? You and Nebs, can't leave her out!

 

[hotoldrguy]

But I'm still good to send you cockatars, right? You and Nebs, can't leave her out!

curious how the cocatar search is going. Will you be updating us on the count?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

curious how the cocatar search is going. Will you be updating us on the count?

I think "search" isn't the right word here. If I see one, I'll notify them. Murphy's Law: as soon as I told them I'd do this, I stopped seeing them. Hysterical blindness? Who knows?

 

[cheekygirl75]

Well, humblebrag, imgur does says that my bandwidth utilization is impressive. I post gifs. I'll totally take credit. Hell, That shit is going on my resume. "implemented performance testing of a major global website via compressed data dissemination in order to identify unfavorable impacts of low level bandwidth utilization"

Damn, I need you to redo my resume!!

 

[KatieDoes]

Someone told me they messaged him. Doesn't he pretend is a couple or something like that?

He/she/they tried to engage me via pm when I optimistically left my online status visible.

It was with the completely original and captivatingly creative introduction of ‘What does Katie do?’

No one has ever thought to ask that before. I should send him tit pics.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

But I'm still good to send you cockatars, right? You and Nebs, can't leave her out!

Nebs wants cockatars