Lit-related *Urban Myths* 👀 *Real* [crazy] Stories* & *Conspiracy Theories*

[Diosax]

I heard a rumor that people who post gifs are responsible for ALL Lit issues. ALL. OF. THEM.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I heard a rumor that @cheekygirl75 briefly posted a pic of a nipple ring. I could be wrong though.

Dang, I missed it...

 

[hotoldrguy]

Oh wow! I missed that?

me too. You still do not have an AV? BTW were you anywhere near the flooding in Dallas?

 

[Diosax]

Someone in our midst is trying their damndest to become a Lit Story… Are they a 70 year old man? A woman named Jane? A middle aged married man chatting about his wife? All of these posted in recent days. I don’t have the time to scroll through all of their posts on so many Personals at the moment, but it’s safe to say their catfishing skills are sub-par.

My guess is that they are a lonely, older man just looking for connection. But they could always be someone with nefarious goals.

Someone told me they messaged him. Doesn't he pretend is a couple or something like that?

 

[hotoldrguy]

that was fortunate.

Kind of, but not really. I was roughly 5 miles away, so I was good.

Glad to hear you are ok

 

[neakman]

I heard a rumor that Diosax wanted guys to send her dick pics to prove to herself she was a woman and not a guy because guys can't read.

 

[Diosax]

I heard a rumor that Diosax wanted guys to send her dick pics to prove to herself she was a woman and not a guy because guys can't read.

It was for guys to prove to me that they knew I wasn't a guy. But that's close enough

Don't send me unsolicited dick pics ty

 

[hotoldrguy]

It was for guys to prove to me that they knew I wasn't a guy. But that's close enough

Don't send me unsolicited dick pics ty

https://media4.giphy.com/media/EBGbZNg0T9Ze0/200w.gif?cid=82a1493b3t838dj8xv5nkmp5kgsla7byxyqnlj459gwwi97p&rid=200w.gif&ct=g

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Well, humblebrag, imgur does says that my bandwidth utilization is impressive. I post gifs. I'll totally take credit. Hell, That shit is going on my resume. "implemented performance testing of a major global website via compressed data dissemination in order to identify unfavorable impacts of low level bandwidth utilization"

Please add "amazing bs skills" to your list of superlative qualities.

Ya'll know I was referring to a comment that was made in there the other day, right? GIFs apparently crash Lit? And yet here you are... so rude Diva! So. Rude.

Dang, I missed it...

When I say "briefly", I mean I heard it was there for 2 nanoseconds. Possibly 4.8 people saw it before *poof*.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

It was for guys to prove to me that they knew I wasn't a guy. But that's close enough

Don't send me unsolicited dick pics ty

But I'm still good to send you cockatars, right? You and Nebs, can't leave her out!

 

[hotoldrguy]

But I'm still good to send you cockatars, right? You and Nebs, can't leave her out!

curious how the cocatar search is going. Will you be updating us on the count?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

curious how the cocatar search is going. Will you be updating us on the count?

I think "search" isn't the right word here. If I see one, I'll notify them. Murphy's Law: as soon as I told them I'd do this, I stopped seeing them. Hysterical blindness? Who knows?

 

[cheekygirl75]

Well, humblebrag, imgur does says that my bandwidth utilization is impressive. I post gifs. I'll totally take credit. Hell, That shit is going on my resume. "implemented performance testing of a major global website via compressed data dissemination in order to identify unfavorable impacts of low level bandwidth utilization"

Damn, I need you to redo my resume!!

 

[KatieDoes]

Someone told me they messaged him. Doesn't he pretend is a couple or something like that?

He/she/they tried to engage me via pm when I optimistically left my online status visible.

It was with the completely original and captivatingly creative introduction of ‘What does Katie do?’

No one has ever thought to ask that before. I should send him tit pics.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

But I'm still good to send you cockatars, right? You and Nebs, can't leave her out!

Nebs wants cockatars

 

[Diosax]

Ya'll know I was referring to a comment that was made in there the other day, right? GIFs apparently crash Lit? And yet here you are... so rude Diva! So. Rude.

In there where? In *whispers Chaos? Haha i hadn't heard that in a while

But I'm still good to send you cockatars, right? You and Nebs, can't leave her out!

Yes yes I won't deprive you of it. And neither would Nebs I know

I think "search" isn't the right word here. If I see one, I'll notify them. Murphy's Law: as soon as I told them I'd do this, I stopped seeing them. Hysterical blindness? Who knows?

Well idk but as soon as I said I've never seen one I saw 2!!

Damn, I need you to redo my resume!!

I seriously was goint to tag you and say this

 

[hotoldrguy]

Damn, I need you to redo my resume!!

Funny, I was thinking you should do that.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

In there where? In *whispers Chaos? Haha i hadn't heard that in a while

Yes yes I won't deprive you of it. And neither would Nebs I know

Well idk but as soon as I said I've never seen one I saw 2!!

Yes, Chaos. lol

Again, Idk that "deprive" would be the correct word here.

Ohhhhhh, maybe I have given you my "luck" of seeing them? Bit odd that as soon as we came to this agreement I stopped seeing them and you started!

 

[Diosax]

He/she/they tried to engage me via pm when I optimistically left my online status visible.

It was with the completely original and captivatingly creative introduction of ‘What does Katie do?’

No one has ever thought to ask that before. I should send him tit pics.

Hahah Lionel said he/she said im looking for a man

Nebs wants cockatars

 

[hotoldrguy]

Nebs wants cockatars

https://media2.giphy.com/media/JPAUQVIxCoEKY/200.gif

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Hahah Lioner said he/she said im looking for a man

That’s you and me demanding cockatars right??

 

[Diosax]

Yes, Chaos. lol

Hahaha

Again, Idk that "deprive" would be the correct word here.
Ohhhhhh, maybe I have given you my "luck" of seeing them? Bit odd that as soon as we came to this agreement I stopped seeing them and you started!

Maybe you did. So should I send them to you now?

That’s you and me demanding cockatars right??

Hahaha demanding is a strong word

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Hahaha

Maybe you did. So should I send them to you now?

Hahaha demanding is a strong word

But I want them

 

[Diosax]

But I want them

Hurry @LaisDeMarieDeFrance or Nebs is gonna get Cockngry

 

[hotoldrguy]

Yes, Chaos. lol

Again, Idk that "deprive" would be the correct word here.

Ohhhhhh, maybe I have given you my "luck" of seeing them? Bit odd that as soon as we came to this agreement I stopped seeing them and you started!

Just sent you two in PM. We should all send them to you, right?