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[l8bloom]

I think I need to go back to bed.

Don't most of our muses meet us there, anyway?

Hang in there, Sweetie, all will be well. If it will help, I'll send you a terrible joke, just let me know.

 

[SweetWitch]

Don't most of our muses meet us there, anyway?

Hang in there, Sweetie, all will be well. If it will help, I'll send you a terrible joke, just let me know.

Terrible joke? You mean my job?

Naw, I'm good. Had a blast last night, so just feeling a little tired this morning.

 

[MarshAlien]

Oh, Damn. NOW my muse decides to pay attention. I'm seeing a world populated by talking penises all chasing the rare and elusive silver pussy.

I think I need to go back to bed.

That's going to make it better? Dreaming about them?

 

[MarshAlien]

Don't most of our muses meet us there, anyway?

Hang in there, Sweetie, all will be well. If it will help, I'll send you a terrible joke, just let me know.

She read my Halloween story last night. You can't send her a worse joke than that.

 

[SweetWitch]

That's going to make it better? Dreaming about them?

Honey, you know I only dream about you. Perhaps you read the story I wrote about it--Shadow Man.

 

[tickledkitty]

"...iodine and burn ointment"

"rare and elusive silver pussy"

"magnifying glass"

http://www.glitter-graphic.com/Images/Small_Icons/images/myspaceicons253.gif

 

[l8bloom]

She read my Halloween story last night. You can't send her a worse joke than that.

Damn, AGAIN. Too true!

But will you look at the sig on that guy. Yes -- over there -- a little to the right -- the warm one with the butter. Mmmmmm, that's good.

I mean the story, of course. Why? What were you thinking?

 

[SweetWitch]

"...iodine and burn ointment"

"rare and elusive silver pussy"

"magnifying glass"

http://www.glitter-graphic.com/Images/Small_Icons/images/myspaceicons253.gif

Aw, thanks, sweetie. Nice of you to join us. How you been?

While you answer that, I'm going to hit the shower.

 

[MarshAlien]

Honey, you know I only dream about you. Perhaps you read the story I wrote about it--Shadow Man.

That's the one where you thought up the title all by yourself, right?

 

[tickledkitty]

Aw, thanks, sweetie. Nice of you to join us. How you been?

While you answer that, I'm going to hit the shower.

I'm fine, thanks. How are you, beside very funny this morning?

 

[l8bloom]

That's the one where you thought up the title all by yourself, right?

Ouch!! I hereby retract my luv-that-butter comment.

 

[tickledkitty]

G'morning l8. That IS a nice siggy, isn't it?

 

[MarshAlien]

"...iodine and burn ointment"

"rare and elusive silver pussy"

"magnifying glass"

http://www.glitter-graphic.com/Images/Small_Icons/images/myspaceicons253.gif

 

[l8bloom]

G'morning l8. That IS a nice siggy, isn't it?

Oui. But only for you. Marsh is feuding with Molly again. Check your toes, mon amie, I think he stole, err, borrowed one or more of your claws.

 

[MarshAlien]

Oui. But only for you. Marsh is feuding with Molly again. Check your toes, mon amie, I think he stole, err, borrowed one or more of your claws.

I'm in here with a witch, a cat, and a Cubs fan; I think I'm the one in danger. That witch is always threatening to turn me into something. Last time it was a toad, I think.

 

[l8bloom]

I'm in here with a witch, a cat, and a Cubs fan; I think I'm the one in danger. That witch is always threatening to turn me into something. Last time it was a toad, I think.

I thought last time she turned your hair into minions. Did I miss something?

 

[MarshAlien]

I thought last time she turned your hair into minions. Did I miss something?

Those are my minions. Which explains the 270 votes that have gone missing on Goin Fishin. Apparently the fault that they're stupid minions is the fault of my stupid hair.

Most of the time, though, she tends to use her witchcraft . . . well, not for good, anyway. Not for my good, at least.

 

[l8bloom]

The trolls get everybody.

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/news/img/oct07/obama_cheese_101607_big.jpg

These trolls are so well-meaning! And left-handed, too.

 

[SweetWitch]

Lovely. I'm gone a few minutes and this turns into a "bash the witch" thread. You're doomed, Marsh-baby. Doomed, I tells ya.

Don't like my title, eh? Bite me. And while you're at it--bite a mandrake root.

TK, as always, it's been a joy. I have to go farm those cubes now. Keep Marsh out of trouble. Will ya?

 

[l8bloom]

I too must fly, though probably not with SW's skill. Nice talking with you, all.

À bientôt

L8.

 

[tickledkitty]

See ya, Molly and l8. Hope you have a great day.

 

[MarshAlien]

OK, I haven't had a lot to post on this thread recently, so I'm thinking that what I really need to do is go out and create some bad public feedback. I have this story, about a mystery writer, his wife, his wife's best friend, and their worst enemy, who get involved with a group of liberal Catholic pornographer terrorist monks.

I'm getting ready to submit, and I'm thinking Loving Wives because, you see, the mystery writer has sex with his wife. And it's an adventure. And the category is described as "Tales of adventurous married women & their mates."

This is what's known as going trolling...

Wish me luck.

Anyway, getting back to my earlier point, before I was threadjacked by Goldiwitch and the three bears (one of whom, admittedly, was me), I submitted the first four chapters this morning, and it came out to 8 Lit pages. So pretty clearly the trolls will just ignore it, and the feedback I get will reflect the true Loving Wives fan base.

Fortunately, it's not necessary to keep a straight face while you're typing...

 

[l8bloom]

Anyway, getting back to my earlier point, before I was threadjacked by Goldiwitch and the three bears (one of whom, admittedly, was me), I submitted the first four chapters this morning, and it came out to 8 Lit pages. So pretty clearly the trolls will just ignore it, and the feedback I get will reflect the true Loving Wives fan base.

Fortunately, it's not necessary to keep a straight face while you're typing...

OK ... let me see if I got this:

"liberal Catholic pornographer terrorist monks."

Are you sure you won't consider sci fi? I mean do you have a hint of a clue of an idea what the feedback is like in the LW cat?

Because, I wrote a story for that, for the sake of 3 points in Survivor. In light of the comments this story generated -- I would have been happier trying to lick wet paint.

For example:

Rating: 25
I Don't Respect You, I Respect You Not
06/09/07 By: Anonymous in USA Mi
The talent displayed was a 100+ - the subject and setting were a minus 75.<P>

Church, infidelity, marriage, continued cucking with no intention past or present to address her husband about her feelings and their marriage. Why was that? It surely didn't add to the story which would have been much more acceptable had it been blended in.<P>

This detracted from your story and many peoples enjoyment of your talent in a now contorted non-plausible story offering strong possibility. Again why?<P>

Your portfolio suffered with this distraction to your normal respectful content. It wasn't credible so nor are you unfortunately - at least in this case.<P>

http://www.hystersisters.com/vb2/images/smilies/brickwall.gif

"Continued cucking." Does that mean this troll was too chicken to sign his/her name? Maybe they meant clucking?

...Right. I'll be taking this one down as soon as Survivor is over.

 

[MarshAlien]

OK ... let me see if I got this:

"liberal Catholic pornographer terrorist monks."

Are you sure you won't consider sci fi? I mean do you have a hint of a clue of an idea what the feedback is like in the LW cat?

Because, I wrote a story for that, for the sake of 3 points in Survivor. In light of the comments this story generated -- I would have been happier trying to lick wet paint.

For example:

Rating: 25
I Don't Respect You, I Respect You Not
06/09/07 By: Anonymous in USA Mi
The talent displayed was a 100+ - the subject and setting were a minus 75.<P>

Church, infidelity, marriage, continued cucking with no intention past or present to address her husband about her feelings and their marriage. Why was that? It surely didn't add to the story which would have been much more acceptable had it been blended in.<P>

This detracted from your story and many peoples enjoyment of your talent in a now contorted non-plausible story offering strong possibility. Again why?<P>

Your portfolio suffered with this distraction to your normal respectful content. It wasn't credible so nor are you unfortunately - at least in this case.<P>

http://www.hystersisters.com/vb2/images/smilies/brickwall.gif

"Continued cucking." Does that mean this troll was too chicken to sign his/her name? Maybe they meant clucking?

...Right. I'll be taking this one down as soon as Survivor is over.

Too late! The die is cast. The story is submitted. I shall report the results on this thread when it posts. I am looking forward to learning first hand how the Loving Wivists (Wivers?) react to my first submission. The rest of you may ride for free!

I assume that "cucking" means "cuckolding." That sounds Loving Wivish (Wivian?).

 

[Darkniciad]

Oddly enough, I didn't get any typical LW feedback until months after mine posted. Just picked up another a day or so ago.

They made a good decision
10/13/07 By: Anonymous
At the start of the story the heroine says she's not planning to have babies. This is a good choice because stupid people shouldn't breed. Here we have a husband who can't get it up. Instead of confiding in his loving wife, he creates excuses over excuses, leaving her confused and suspicious. And then we have the wife who "assumes" that his lack of performance has to do with an affair...yep, ain'/t we glad they didn't breed?

I'm looking at this thinking... Yeah, you got the point. Did you think I called the story "It Cuts Both Ways," for the papercuts you could get if you printed it out and read it?

At least this one was coherent, and the reader appears to have actually read the story. About half of the LW comments show no evidence of either.

All I can say is, you got it Anony. If yer lookin' for a happy ending, yer in the wrong category! And thanks for letting me know that the characters came across well enough for you to hate them